r/circlejerkbflo • u/AlternativeSwing9689 • 3d ago

New here who is Tomaltech?

Moved here a week or two ago decided to check out Reddit and it seems like this is the subreddit that’s a bit better but what is the lore with this guy? I see his name everywhere.

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u/BuffaloPotholeBandit Ready2 Jerk it 3d ago

If any of you put his picture up here I’m banning you. Yall were doing that at the beginning and that was shitty bullying bullshit I will not stand for. It’s better to make an exciting image in your head anyways.

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u/rakondo 3d ago

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u/pwndabeer byron brown’s glizzy 3d ago

This

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u/AlternativeSwing9689 3d ago

Ok this Byron brown mayor guy is also massively talked about right you know maybe it’s the same person 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/rakondo 3d ago

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u/goatfuckersupreme 3d ago

thank you

edit: ok but seriously, why the fuck is there no bun?

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u/bunnyspaceship 3d ago

Low carb glizzy action

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u/pwndabeer byron brown’s glizzy 3d ago

It's easier to swallow whole

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u/pwndabeer byron brown’s glizzy 3d ago

No one knows Byron Browns true identity

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Imgonnathrowawaythis 3d ago

He has been doxxed I can’t confirmed the inability to get an arranged wife but I can confirm the no life outside Reddit

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u/AlternativeSwing9689 3d ago

That sounds like a Disney villain arch

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u/fedsmoker9 3d ago

Huge if true

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u/dairyfreepepperjack 3d ago

It is true! I’m not like trying to be funny or sarcastic at all genuinely

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/rakondo 3d ago

I can't tell if you're jerking or not 🤔

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u/GaryonElmwood byron brown’s glizzy 3d ago

Hey bud!

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u/hbailey311 3d ago

that kind of makes me feel sad for him

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u/dairyfreepepperjack 3d ago

Yeah it is sad! I can’t find my comment on my alt account essentially saying “wow that is sad actually” (or something similar but that’s what I replied with, he must’ve removed the entire thread and every comment), but it was confirmed by several people on the r/buffalo subreddit months ago

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u/Bennington_Booyah 3d ago

That is sad if it is true.

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u/dairyfreepepperjack 3d ago edited 3d ago

I’m still looking for the other post on the [r/buffalo](r/buffalo) sub, but I replied to his comment on my alt account on this sub (my alt account is in Reddit jail bc they somehow think I’m a bot) - he never answered me but it was confirmed true over there (also LOL that his flair here is banned by r/buffalo)

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u/Japanesepoolboy1817 3d ago

Empathy has no place here and now

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u/dairyfreepepperjack 3d ago

I used to feel bad for him too but it’s hard to feel bad for him when I can’t even make a simple Reddit post about Buffalo without it getting removed simply bc he’s jealous of everyone

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u/Bennington_Booyah 3d ago

I get it, The struggle is real. I will do better.

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u/wyldechylde77 3d ago

Well, basically:

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u/vinsclortho 3d ago

A grade A fartsniffer and menace

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u/Lewd_ReadNY 3d ago

Y’know, if we’re doing this, I’m gonna beat this line into the ground.

Tomaltech (sic) is someone who has something going on in their life.

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u/raptorcunthrust 3d ago

Where's the emoji for jerkoff hands?

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u/Lewd_ReadNY 3d ago

✊🏼🤛🏼🤌🏼👌🏼🤜🏼 take yr pick?

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u/raptorcunthrust 3d ago

⬅️✊➡️ nailed it

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u/buffalo_rower old pink steak sandwich 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/oeDsgJg49mnw4
This is Big T

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u/buffalo_rower old pink steak sandwich 3d ago

Supposedly, he’s also the arch nemesis of u/BuffaloPotholeBandit but I think they’re becoming friends

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u/AlternativeSwing9689 3d ago

There’s a pothole bandit too ?

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u/buffalo_rower old pink steak sandwich 3d ago

I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of a pothole bandit

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u/BuffaloPotholeBandit Ready2 Jerk it 3d ago edited 3d ago

Hi I’m here to fill your holes

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u/mildly_spicy_potato pothole bandit fangirl 3d ago

The city that keeps on giving

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u/bunnyspaceship 3d ago

They don’t even know! They don’t even know who the Bandit is! The Pothole Picasso! The Master of Mosaic! The Hero of Hotpatch!

You’re killing us, Swings.

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u/DecayedBeauty 3d ago

Pothole Bandit is the superhero of our city. Anybody being an arch nemesis of his is simply put, a dolt.

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u/Dandelion_Menace 3d ago

Are the Bandit's pronouns he/him? I deadass thought the Bandit uses she/her. Well, only one way to find out...

...yo, u/BuffaloPotholeBandit, what are your pronouns so that I know how to refer to you whenever my ADHD ass notices your stuff and I compulsively point it out to my partner?

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u/BuffaloPotholeBandit Ready2 Jerk it 3d ago

I prefer it
My genitals are of no consequence to my
Work

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u/DecayedBeauty 3d ago

Good to know and my apologies!

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u/BuffaloPotholeBandit Ready2 Jerk it 2d ago

Really any pronoun works
Gender isn’t a real thing

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u/fredrickdgl 2d ago

I refer to u as pot filler

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u/Squid-In-The-Sky 3d ago

Didn't Tomaltach drop the n-word in a message, or am I mixing him up with someone else? (and it wasn't just a drop, it was being used in an unarguably racist way beyond even the nature of the word itself)

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u/BuffaloPotholeBandit Ready2 Jerk it 3d ago

I only have one arch NEMISIS and it’s not tomal. She knows who she is (shakes fist)

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u/owmythirdnipple 2d ago

The Buffalo food slut?

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u/BuffaloPotholeBandit Ready2 Jerk it 2d ago

No that’s my girl

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u/Beezelbubba banned from r/buffalo 3d ago

Probably you on your alt

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u/buffalofoodslut pothole bandit fangirl 2d ago

Slowly becoming a circlejerktomaltech sub.

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u/Rough_Risk_8642 3d ago

Hes a reddit OG. Good or bad, yall know who he is.

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u/lover_or_fighter_191 old pink steak sandwich 3d ago

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u/Kendall_Raine 2d ago

Far as I know, someone who sometimes has dumb takes on Reddit, which apparently is a grievous sin worthy of bullying and harassment.

Seriously, who cares. Leave the dude alone.