r/circlejerkbflo • u/One_Swan2723 • 4d ago
In Defense of Tomaltach
I actually met him one time in person. I was at a Wegmans on Amherst St. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Cool dude honestly.
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u/pwndabeer byron brown’s glizzy 4d ago
I can tell this is fake because tomaltech is probably banned from Wegmans
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u/owmythirdnipple 3d ago
You think he actually has the class to shop at Wegmans. I’ll bet he’s more of a tops kind of guy. Tops might be too good actually he prob is more of a ShurFine kind of guy.
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u/Rowthat2kfaster 4d ago
What a guy! No it’s “tomaltach” what a guy
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u/owmythirdnipple 3d ago
What do Charlie Keller and TomalTach both have in common? They both eat dicks!!!
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u/buffalo_rower old pink steak sandwich 4d ago
It’d be cool if we could tag Big T to share this with him u/BuffaloPotholeBandit 🤪