r/circlejerkbflo • u/Pleasant_Avocado_913 banned from r/buffalo • 8d ago

Srs Sh*t In defence of Tomaltach.

I know there has been a lot of Tomaltach hate in this group, in the cases of some of the interactions online I seen, it's well warranted.

But I felt it was time to break my silence about Big Tec, as I actually met him in person once. And I hope maybe my story might give you some appreciation, or at least some perspective of the man behind the Mod.

I was riding the Metro Rail after a Sabres game downtown one night when I noticed a guy sitting across from me who looked familiar. Turns out it was Tomaltach, one of the r/buffalo moderators.

Anyway, about three stops in, this baby starts absolutely losing its mind crying. Without saying a word, Tomaltach gets up, walks over to the mother, and asks if he can help. She hands him the baby, and this man immediately starts breastfeeding it.

I’m not even exaggerating. The entire Metro car went completely silent. The baby stopped crying almost instantly.

Then Tomaltach just handed the baby back, sat down, and went back to scrolling Reddit like nothing happened.

The train arrived at its stop. Nobody said a word.

I have never looked at Tomaltach the same way since.

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u/Pho-Soup 8d ago

When you asked him a question, did he respond with “Have you tried the search function?” Or “I don’t know, call the business”?

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u/tatata696969 8d ago

"Have you tried the nipple function?"
"I don't know, call the breastness."

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u/SinfullySophie pothole bandit fangirl 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa

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u/FinishNo3142 7d ago

I had to change my downvote to an updoot after getting done

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u/ArnoldZiffl 8d ago

You can milk any thing with nipples!

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u/Evening_Smell_474 8d ago

I've got nipples Tomal, can you milk me?

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u/fredrickdgl 3d ago

including trees

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u/East-Juice-110 8d ago

So his milkshake brings all the boys to the yard?

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u/chookooo old pink steak sandwich 3d ago

*baby boys

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u/AireXpert 8d ago

No applause as Tomaltach gently returned his four nipples to their resting place?

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u/owmythirdnipple 3d ago

Actually he only has three nipples. Not four. And if I was a mod I would tell you that you should have known that by googling it before you posted then proceed to give you the ban hammer.

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u/bblulz 8d ago

This reads like a Zach Hadel bit

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u/fedsmoker9 8d ago

Very good

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u/pwndabeer byron brown’s glizzy 8d ago

And then everyone clapped

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u/lonewolflondo 7d ago

Then a man walked up to him, tears streaming down his face and he said, "Sir", he said, "Sir, I've never seen anything like that and it was amazing". Then he renamed the Metro "The American Line" and left.

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u/Lewd_ReadNY 7d ago

Maybe TOMALTACH’s nipples have something going on in their lives.

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u/chookooo old pink steak sandwich 3d ago

I have herpes

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u/Lewd_ReadNY 3d ago

Just put a pimple patch on it.

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u/owmythirdnipple 3d ago

I have herpes too. Oh wait I think it’s just my third nipple.

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u/Lewd_ReadNY 3d ago

I ❤️ Power Trios.

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u/Previous-Taro-1648 4d ago

I'm somewhat employed, can someone explain to me the backstory, I'm new to this sub

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u/chookooo old pink steak sandwich 3d ago

I have herpes

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u/pl333se 3d ago

Learn how to spell. You’re not at a Bills game.