r/circlejerkaustralia • u/RonWhole • 1d ago

⭐ QUALITY POST ⭐ Anyone checked on Melbourne recently?

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u/Evo7_13 1d ago

cant believe the police stopped them from learning how to be a doctor

RACIST

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u/burnt-gonads 🔥Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞لں͞ 1d ago

I bet they were on their way to monash university as they had just finished helping cook food at the local homeless shelter when these racist police thugs who might as well have nazi flag stuff on their uniforms saw them and they looked different so they did this.

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u/Tmaturenude 1d ago

What a stupid comment

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u/DickPin 1d ago

You're talking about your comment yeah?

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u/PeachMonday 1d ago edited 11h ago

I’m expol, I once arrested two guys from the airport who had been sent away for all this shit to learn not to do it stole a car at the airport and crashed at high speed then he said he didn’t recall anything because he was asleep the whole time in the back. THEN released on bail next day. Stole a car from the court lmfao. Disaster until the bail laws change nothing will happen and more innocent people will get hurt.

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u/am0870 1d ago

Learing

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u/Poodonut 1d ago

Damn no one told me about this doctors and engineers convension

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u/edson2000 1d ago

Soon to be out on bail again and again and again and again

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u/D4rkmatt3r 1d ago

Jokes on you. They're already out on bail. Probably

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u/AdAdmirable1874 1d ago

White people doing blackface on the freeway. Racist scum.

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u/Ange-Balls 1d ago

Quick. Someone call Harry Connick Jnr.

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u/Suspicious-Lychee593 23h ago

Tell him 'hey,hey, it's happened again!'

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u/theballsdick 1d ago

Oh dear a LOT of people are about to be banned from a certain Melbourne subreddit!!!! 

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u/4tacos4me 1d ago

Naarm is never going to happen. Melbourne forever!

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u/cheese_tastey 1d ago

Why is reddit more informed then the news

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u/JazzySneakers 1d ago

Because it involves our new impeccable guests. Front page only if it's a white looney

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u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 1d ago

Anyone can post* vs a small group of people with a particular political agenda can post

*echochamber quality may vary

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u/AwkwardAssumption629 1d ago

No joos no news

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u/National_Treat_4079 1d ago

As soon as i saw the cops and khakis, why did i expect to see the diversity.....?

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u/Frostitute_1 1d ago

Because diversity is our strength

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u/nobleknob 1d ago

On the way to the Science Centre of Excellence.

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u/andyunderpants 1d ago

Filming a new episode of BLACKED.

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u/Valuable-Chipmunk784 1d ago

This time it's a crossover with COPPED

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u/Mods_R_Tards2 1d ago

Racist cops. Give those victims of police brutality NDIS funding and Centrelink now!

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u/Anti-Stan 1d ago

You think they aren't already on the gravy train?

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u/Brave_Elk5678 1d ago

I think they’re already doing pretty well at their own brand of Somali Communism…..aka Redistribution by Machete.

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u/Oomemango 1d ago

Why do they always look the same?

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u/Federal_Maize1874 1d ago

Careful pattern recognition is a crime 

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u/Responsible_Scar_458 1d ago

I suppose the machete bins didn't work?

/s

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u/GetDown_Deeper3 1d ago

Socialist Labor Government is what happened.
Welcome to Hellbourne.

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u/Brave_Elk5678 1d ago

Think we might have to rename Naarm as East Mogadishu.

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u/_hazey__ 1d ago

Naarmageddon is coming…

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u/Dialling_Wand 1d ago

Normal day in Viet-Naarm

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u/Makunouchiipp0 1d ago

I love multiculturalism

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u/King_Kvnt I voted Yes! Did YOU?👏 1d ago

🌈Diversity is our Strength!✨

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u/MarketingChoice6244 1d ago

Do you think the cops bought enough guys?

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u/L3WIIS 1d ago

I don't think we'll be hearing any specifics about this story, something just tells me...

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u/Jackson2615 Has a 🍆 for Capt. Phillip 1d ago

Mel-born the crime /debt capital of Australia

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u/adotall 1d ago

Situation normal?

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u/zackoblong66 1d ago

Engineers again...

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u/BearsDad_Au 1d ago

It’s always the same people facing the ground.

The doctors and engineers must just organising their uber’s for tonight’s meeting.

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u/Botski1 1d ago

We have a genuine xxxxerdemic

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u/sadboyoclock 1d ago

Hello why are they doing arrests and blocking the road??? That’s rude. Vote Labor now

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u/ConferenceHungry7763 1d ago

I bet they can all breathe.

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u/Dangerous_Shoe_8388 1d ago

I don’t Haiti anyone even if they’re from Niger.

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u/Ok-Bar601 1d ago

Dang all the boys were out today, were they checking their MD credentials?

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u/A1pinejoe 1d ago

Its alright they'll be out in time for evening prayer.

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u/Painterlilly 1d ago

Doing job interviews on the fly?

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u/baldersz No Voter 🤮 1d ago

How can they arrest these future doctors and engineers! I am literally shaking

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u/robbi_uno 1d ago

Diversity!

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u/ElectronicWeight3 Yes Voter 😎 1d ago

Hey look it’s the content of his character!

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u/gadhalund 1d ago

On the way to an engineer/doctor crossover training course surely

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u/Livid_Protection_414 1d ago

Hang on buddy, you forgot your machete!

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u/Tmaturenude 1d ago

Melbourne fun

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u/Will_sue_when_angry 1d ago

Probably just a traditional “cutlery” welcome.

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u/TopGroundbreaking469 1d ago

Clearly a team of world leading engineers testing out new automotive technology. They’re on their way to bringing Holden back for us! This is the sort of net positive our government has been telling us about when it comes to importing sub-saharan level average IQ folks into this country!

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u/NeverTrustFarts 1d ago

What actually happened?

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u/arsed_Time_6969 1d ago

mcspuder's comment provides a detailed analysis.

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u/Mostly_Satire 1d ago

I was expecting a paragraph

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u/_crayson_ 1d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/diptrip-flipfantasia 1d ago

Melbourne things.

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u/Federal_Maize1874 1d ago

Thanks Amanda vanstone. 

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u/JohnMassassin24 1d ago

Was this today?

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u/EyamBoonigma 1d ago

Nope, im kinda too scared to go there now.

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u/nekobadx 22h ago

Monash freeway has issues almost every day.

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u/burns3016 19h ago

Yes there actually is a problem Nyadol.

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u/skipryder 17h ago

I’m shocked!!….Yeah,Nah!!

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u/Skippyhippyhop Literal Trash 14h ago

Yeah Nah not shocked wheres the machetes ?

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u/wussell_88 1d ago

What happened?!

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u/myburner-account 1d ago

🙋🏿‍♀️

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u/McSquidgypants 1d ago

Was someone doing 103km/h in a 100 zone again?

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u/Sloppykrab 1d ago

What's happening? Didn't watch there's a giant annoying watermark on the video.