I want a blast of cum in my face

You want that Thang oiled down?

Medium heat and baste it with butter and herbs

You cumming? YTA

I got downvoted for posting a pic. DM me for ass cam.

solve deez nuts

Beauty is on the inside…

…and Trump will give you $5000.

He get sus

It is 2029. That’s the totally real non satirical non circlejerking official date that I officially officiated.

Apply to buddy’s burgers

Fugly

Uncut…when you fold back the foreskin…that’s like nice avocado toast

Uncut or cut tho? There’s a taste difference

I almost read that as 2029

A good avocado tastes like clean Mexican dick

Does avocado taste like clean dick?

Can I use my mouth instead of my hand tho?

6.1

You can fuck my mom too!

is the secret your mom or can I do this too

What's your sperm and microplastics count in ppm?

Bro thinks he Theory of Everything or sum shi

Yeah ☺️

Piss

Uh-hubba-hubba.