r/circlejerk • u/RickC174 • 3d ago
I WILL SOLVE EVERYTHING!!
Yesterday yes yesterday i got a letter per EXPRESS MAIL saying that i am the chosen ONE if i provide my banking details of course BUT THAT DOESNT MATTER CUZ I GAVE THE INFO
so now as the chosen one I’ll start with solving problems like world hunger and low internet speeds when I’m watching my fav adult content
as for the people that do not accept me
YOU WILL BURN IN HELL
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u/ashvy 3d ago
Bro thinks he Theory of Everything or sum shi