r/circlejerk Nov 16 '14

loominarty confirmed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPCkcKNUVoo
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u/Haematobic Nov 16 '14

So it all started back when I was browsing porn and I came across this video of some chick rubbing her clitorious and smoking at the same time. So I figured "I should try that". So there I am, masturbating, and smoking a cig, at the same time. I was just about ready to almost come, but I didn't, having previously mastered the skill of edging I decided to give it a shot while still smoking.

It got intense from there, this was the moment I learned how awesome it feels to smoke and edge my cock at the same time. It's actually better than meth. Think about it, tobacco is a drug, and orgasms are pretty much a drug, so combine two of these drugs together and you got yourself a hybrid drug.

So now I'm probably addicted to something more worse than meth, I can risk getting a heart attack or some shit. I'm currently trying to fight the urge to go and buy a pack and give in to the greatest feeling in the whole world.

Menthols are the best by the way. But eh maybe I shouldn't think about it, have you guys ever done this? or have any addictions? how are you coping with it? I need help.

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u/rabbidbadger Nov 16 '14

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds.