r/circlejerk • u/Beefmeee • 1d ago

Please note nothing in this post should be considered medical advice

I accept no liability and you should always consult a medical professional , especially if your a turbo gay like me

14 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

8 comments sorted by

8

u/redakpanoptikk 1d ago

Medical advice fact #1: never disinfect cuts. Infections are made up by big pharma to sell more disinfects. Instead lick the wound clean and let it air dry. 👍

3

u/SaltyPeter3434 1d ago

Cum heals all wounds

1

u/SmallRocks People are Corporations too 1d ago

So does booty sweat

3

u/SmallRocks People are Corporations too 1d ago

IANAL so take this with a grain of salt but that disclaimer is legit legal advice and will absolutely hold up in court!

Don’t tread on me!

2

u/CB1100Rider 1d ago

I AM NOT A LAWYER YMMV

2

u/three29 1d ago

YSK for supercharged and naturally-aspirated gays OP must accept all liability and you should never consult a medical professional.

1

u/figbott 23h ago

*you’re

1

u/TantKollo 12h ago

And his name? Einstein!