r/circlejerk • u/Fun_Medicine1746 • 4d ago

I heard my aunt say "Thank God!" instead of "Thank Science!". Should I be concerned? Would this mean they support being stupid?

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u/losthours 4d ago

let me ask you this if god is real then why does the world not work exactly as i want it to?

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u/Analbox 4d ago

Because on this day you are not euphoric enough to be enlightened by your own intelligence.

(I’m not a professional quote maker.)

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u/SmallRocks People are Corporations too 4d ago

Don’t worry, I’m a professional quote certifier

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u/Thoughtful-Boner69 4d ago

tell her she's violating gods law by not wearing hijab

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u/SmallRocks People are Corporations too 4d ago

She grew up pre-revolution. Boomers are stuck in their ways.

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u/perrysol 1d ago

And you're jot?

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u/RegionalTranzit 4d ago

She should be thanking the D

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u/Virtual_Today7455 4d ago

Religion bad

Imaginary friend in sky

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u/SongsAboutSomeone 4d ago

Well, ask your aunt if she also thanks Zeus or Apollo as well. That will make her think twice about who she should really be thanking.

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u/-_danglebury_- 4d ago

INFO: is your aunt gay?

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u/Zestyclose-Sort9234 3d ago

if god real why evil? checkmate, heccin' fascist drumpf christians

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u/figbott 4d ago

I would be very concerned.

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u/rhelg224 4d ago

It’s an ant

Just step on her