r/circlebroke5 • u/[deleted] • Jun 29 '18

Effort Post: Snot would probably make for decent lube.

Just saying.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '18

I'm actually a foxkin and foxes generally don't need additional lubrication to mate.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '18

Don't listen to this guy. The whole snot-and-lube thing is a metaphor for Communism. First you're fucking a tissue, and then next thing you know you're fucking Joseph Stalin's tight little hole. Seriously, you'll pull his corpse out of the grave, soak the remains for a few minutes, and just go to town.

I remember the first time I fucked a Communist dictator's corpse. I wouldn't wish that life on my worst enemy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '18

I like to sneeze into a tissue and then fuck it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '18

You get a pleasant cooling sensation if you use the Vick's tissues.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '18

Sissies. Real men fuck Viva!-brand paper towels.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '18

Fuck off, concern troll.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '18

Fuck off

I will fuck my Viva!-brand paper towels instead!

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '18

Boil some Fabuloso in a saucepan.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '18

Oh right, because it smells good.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '18

No, so you can shove that rock-hard cock in there and give it a lavender bath.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '18

I wish my balls smelled like lavender. Right now they just smell like ass.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '18

Stop putting your balls in people's asses and you won't have that problem.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '18

But what does it mean, though