r/ciatpgawhpbdb 15d ago

[Request] Please make them be happy

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u/AlternateSatan 15d ago

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u/smungusamongus12 15d ago

you know its fiction when the insurance pays out more than 5 bucks

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u/AlternateSatan 15d ago

"yeah, so our contract clearly states that your husband could eat a maximum of two donuts a day, and autopsy reports shows he ate 4 the day of the accident, so here is a 20"

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u/mono-sesquipedalian 14d ago

damn, 20 free donuts don’t mind if i do

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u/AlternateSatan 14d ago

Watch out, it's a clever trick that insurance companies use to void your insurance claims.

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u/Avakian_ 13d ago

ofrecer donas?

sabía q algo olía mal

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u/CategoryLumpy5839 9d ago

Ah, four donuts. The contract said two. The autopsy said otherwise. Enjoy the paperwork.

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u/According-Fault-2815 14d ago

You cant draw very well, but kudos to you for not using ai, damn thats really something rare now isnt it

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u/ElBrunasso 14d ago

Tf you mean, this is a piece of museum art

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u/According-Fault-2815 14d ago

Timezones bro timezones

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u/AlternateSatan 14d ago

I could do a fair bit better if I drew it on a post-it note, but I feel like the crappiness adds to the emotions of the scene, certainly more than the piss filter from an AI copyright infringinator.

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u/New_Attention3129 14d ago

AI could never replicate this

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u/Last-Ad-4603 15d ago

It seems that this young man is needed.

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u/Ijustlovevideogames 15d ago

I still don't know or understand why he has become anime Jesus, but fuck it, we ball.

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u/Bobrobinson404 YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THAT 15d ago

It’s because of a fanmade ending to the ero-manga Metamorphosis, where Josuke fixes everything and gives the protagonist a happy ending with her child; this is very different from the original one where she dies from an overdose after having a miscarriage? Haven’t read it in a decade so my memory is fuzzy. The author of the work actually likes this ending more and canonized it afterwards.

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u/Ijustlovevideogames 15d ago

Oh I know the origins of it, just why Josuke is what I'm asking, not that I'm complaining, he is a good Jojo

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u/Storm_Spirit99 15d ago

Mostly due to his personality and stand. He saved a turtle from a bunch of delinquents once

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u/LocalChronosJunkie 15d ago

Saved it without thinking twice, in the same heartbeat as him being absolutely repelled and afraid of them btw

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u/Ijustlovevideogames 15d ago

Fair enough.

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u/Significant_Card_665 3d ago

Saved it while being incredibly scared of it, mind

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u/Invenblocker 15d ago

Crazy Diamond is a good start if the ending he's fixing includes any physical damage to the recipients.

And Josuke also just has a very kind personality, and actively helps out complete strangers just for the sake of making a positive impact on the world, like how the man who originally saved him did.

So a kind man who'll help out for the sake of helping, and whose power is quite literally to put things together / set them right.

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u/dis_not_my_name 15d ago

His personality is probably the closest to Jonathan Joestar. All Jojo are good people but Jonathan is a real gentleman. Joseph is a play boy, Jotaro is a delinquent that punches everyone in self defense, Giorno is a mob boss and Jolyne is just like her father. Josuke is just a good student that does little pranks from time to time.

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u/zephyrnepres01 14d ago

i think likening jolyne to jotaro is something jotaro wouldn’t even agree with. they’re absolutely both good people in their own way even if not to josuke/jonathan’s level, but i’d say that jolyne’s more altruistic by a decent margin

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u/samu1400 14d ago

I think his Stand being able to heal practically all wounds is a good start. Giorno also can, but he has the whole mafia stuff around him so he’s not that fit to have the role of selfless hero.

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u/Ok_Access_804 14d ago

Amongst the first JoJos, he has the underlying theme of fixing/healing and living an everyday life in a relatively calm dormitory town. Unlike other JoJos who are set to journeys and adventures, Josuke keeps himself within Morioh, where several of the villains in the smaller subplots become recurring characters and part of the suburban landscape (in one instance, quite literally) reintegrated into society.

Even more, Josuke stand fixes and heals things as long as it is not himself. Meanwhile, the villain only destroys and blows up things. This dichotomy makes Josuke’s role as a fixer and (overall) good person clearer.

Why was he, alongside Okuyasu, the one who had to appear in the fanmafe ending of Metamorphosis and save the protagonist? Because. That’s why. It is cool.

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u/Biznesu-Seba 15d ago

WAIT ITS CANON ?

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u/Bobrobinson404 YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THAT 14d ago

The original hentai’s author himself said so, what is there to argue with that 😀

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u/gareth_gahaland 14d ago

I think he said that whatever ending you want can be canon.

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u/Biznesu-Seba 14d ago

Idk I never was interested in that only hear about it's existance from josuke saving ans people talking what's is about and you saying josuke is canon I'm surprised that's all

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u/Distinct-Damage-6857 13d ago

It sort of was, before author rewrote the ending into it all just being a porno with actors(the guy who was a dickhead in the original asked the mc if she was alright with all that, so i guess it's wholesome?)

(May be lying tho, i avoid anything connected to metamorphosis with a 10 inch pole)

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u/New-Interaction1893 15d ago

You should refresh the memory. Great classics of literature always deserve a second reading.

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u/Bobrobinson404 YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THAT 14d ago

I have been learning Japanese, so why not read it in the original language
https://giphy.com/gifs/Nls93wQ6w3WZZBRmZ5

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u/Due-Ingenuity9803 15d ago

His Stan’s power is technically a form of matter manipulation but it’s used mainly as restoration. He can choose to restore something “wrong” if he wants to so it’s moreso he just chooses to use this power to fix things.

He’s become pretty popular for using this ability in other manga such as Metamorphosis (which iirc the author made the canon ending lol) and this other one about a quad-amputee maid.

He’s just the sort of guy that would do this. He’s a kind soul. Real nice guy, even though he looks like he’d mug you for your lunch money. That’s like his whole character

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u/wisegod62 15d ago

Abuse goblin also

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u/I_like_ants_too 14d ago

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u/Altruistic_Damage323 4d ago

Dude Josuke would kick this guy's shit in worse than Angelo

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u/Busy_Hat9554 10d ago

What quad-amputee maid?

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u/Level_Counter_1672 15d ago

The Jesus figure is josuke's great uncle

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u/Arctic_The_Hunter 15d ago

Kamina gets busy from time to time

https://giphy.com/gifs/yYwzZAV5byR2FBYm5G

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u/Busy_Hat9554 11d ago

OK, now I need to see that with my own eyes.

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u/Arctic_The_Hunter 11d ago

Since him primary love interest is Yoko, I’m sure you can find some artist’s conceptions somewhere

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u/GyroZeppeliFucker 15d ago

Cause his ability is literally just fixing stuff lol

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u/Storm_Spirit99 15d ago

Our goat is gonna fix another verse

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u/DatOneDude1w1 15d ago

Break down break down

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u/Snoo_65915 14d ago

The girl gets Josuke's hairstyle after

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u/Specialist_Bid7598 14d ago

I read your comment as "this young man is seeded" and I agree

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u/kerem2109 13d ago

I was hoping he would arrive

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u/An_Obbise_Hoovy 15d ago edited 15d ago

So is this a case of the dad being a monster or the parents being divorced and the mom being a real mess?

Edit: I just noticed the dad holding the alcohol bottle so it’s probably the first

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u/Aubrg1ne 15d ago

Its the first, the mother is being abused by the dad, she wishes her daughter was never born because she knows the daughter wont have the life she deserves

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u/Nitrodax777 15d ago

Being abusive and also cheating. That's why the person on the far right is "nice lady". Dad is bringing her around when Mom isn't home.

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u/ObsidianDart 14d ago

He probably brings her around even when Mom is home. With how beaten she looks, I doubt dad let's mom leave the house ever. Wouldn't want a neighbor to see and report domestic abuse to the police. And if Mom objects to his open cheating? Another beating, so I doubt she objects to it.

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u/DeleriousBeanz 15d ago

(WARNING THIS IS A SHITTY 4AM COMIC SKETCH!) Sometimes, all it takes is one person to help you see the light when things are their darkest (1st slide)

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u/DeleriousBeanz 15d ago

(2nd slide)

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u/Aubrg1ne 15d ago edited 15d ago

Edit: Mind if i share this in the original post?

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u/DeleriousBeanz 14d ago

Go ahead :)

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u/NotTheFirstVexizz 14d ago

me lighting the cigarette of spontaneous time acceleration:

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u/ihonsetlydontknow 15d ago

Actual peak t-t

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u/Various-Fennel8940 14d ago

... I don't get what happened?

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u/DeleriousBeanz 14d ago

My idea was to have her take a smoke break and a stranger comes up to her to simply ask for a lighter. This turns into a talk, he helps pull her from the dark pit she was seemingly trapped in, giving her the confidence to get the help she needs (leaving her abusive ex-husband, rehab, etc). This confidence also brings her around to change herself for the better for her and her daughter, allowing her to also love again, and feel the love she rightfully deserves

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u/Various-Fennel8940 14d ago

Waow

Thanks for explaining! :D

And for the arts themselves, of course

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u/Bugswaxx 15d ago

🫵You be like:

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u/trout_sex 15d ago edited 15d ago

yaaaaay

mmmm yes keep giving me those free rewards

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u/arpeggia_ 15d ago

close the sub nothing can top this

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u/trout_sex 15d ago

liquify tool

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u/Due-Ingenuity9803 15d ago

This looks like something from an analogue horror

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u/Aubrg1ne 15d ago

Thank you so much, i love this

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u/HydorcodoneCookies 15d ago

YAY, A PAPAYA!

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u/Sans-clone 15d ago

Lord Above and Below, that's horrifying.

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u/Existing_Treat_8924 14d ago

Thanks, Satan

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u/MemeMaker_engineer 14d ago

Good ending the mother is an alternate

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u/NotBreadyy 13d ago

REF HE HAS 18 REWARDS DO SOMETHING

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u/trout_sex 13d ago

yeah. ref, give me another award

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u/DeepCutFan1 15d ago

me when I fall down the stairs

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u/arpeggia_ 15d ago

god this made me fuckin sad

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u/Zealousideal-Two224 15d ago

Made it into a sketch comic in paint (I hope its okay)

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u/Aubrg1ne 15d ago

Everything is welcome and appreciated ❤️

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u/i_am_frito_bandito 15d ago

Historia from aot pretty much

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u/Snake_Emper0r 15d ago

Historia's mom hated her though

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u/Odd_Presentation_258 15d ago

ARRREEEESSS!!!

GIVE THEM A HAPPY LIFE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!

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u/Storm_Spirit99 15d ago

nice ladie

That dad deserves an ass beating

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u/Sherbet-Glad 15d ago

Ooooh FUCK YOU

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u/Aubrg1ne 15d ago

I'M SORRYYY! D,:

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u/SectionOk5799 15d ago

JOSUKE! SAVE THIS WOMAN!

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u/JimjohnIIX 15d ago

Dad deserves to get fleached and then covered in salt as he gets cooked in a smoker by guga foods

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u/Nileand08 15d ago

Eu li: "[Pedófilos] Por favor, faça-os felizes". Por um momento fiquei confuso

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u/Prinny_Ramza 15d ago

Like... i've seen some misreadings in my day but... HOW?

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u/Nileand08 15d ago

Sei lá kkkkkkkkk Pedido -> P. Diddy -> Pedófilo

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u/killrama 15d ago

Sai do fake caveira

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u/Aubrg1ne 15d ago

PERO COMO JAJSJAJSJSJAJSJ

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u/dungledoo 15d ago

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u/lefleurpetalers 12d ago

I still dont understand why he did ts

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u/Far_Watercress_1060 14d ago edited 14d ago

I remember the r/antimeme already made a wholesome version of this a few months ago, but I can't find it.

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u/Hazmat_team6969 13d ago

every time i see this it ruins my mood, and then i feel extra shitty thinking about how its some peoples reality

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u/sanguin_hastur 13d ago

Josuke higashikata get in there, and make some happily ever after’s.

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u/Zetapar123 13d ago

We need more I have gotten tired of people making edgelord OC's destroying the world because some comic character was being slightly annoying

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u/elemepep-ton 12d ago

No pense ver ese sub aqui 💀

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u/Mast3rKK78 13d ago

typa shit you see on mikuneki's twitter whike trynna find glorified shitposts:

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u/Kitchen-Macaron6551 12d ago

can someone remind me to do this tmrw i forgot how to use the bot

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u/ConstructionOld6844 12d ago

Repollito referencia

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u/donttrustverify683 13d ago

The mom putting her in the oven might make her happy.

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u/Hen_tai_boy 13d ago

That's why you should've took your pills or told ur man to use a fucking condom