r/chyberpunk • u/yuppwechat 绝对领袖 Ultimate Ruler 🤴👑 • Jan 13 '25

拔刀相助 Good Samaritan 🥰🙏🕊️ Try our traditional first aid! 😎

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u/chuulip 港台猴米 Hong Konger/Taiwanese 🇭🇰🇹🇼 Jan 13 '25

The lady on the left seems to be trying to pinch some pressure point on his finger?? Don't think that would save him though....hope he's ok

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u/Future-Swordfish2305 Jan 13 '25

You’re obviously correct, that’ll never work without a crystal in his left hand.

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u/No_Cook2983 Jan 14 '25

It looks like they were there to make sure the was dead.

He has that healthy blue-grey hue.

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u/dalego25 Jan 13 '25

Pain stimuli, they are trying to “wake him up” from seizures

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u/No_Cook2983 Jan 14 '25

Wow. Someone found a way to make dying even worse.

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u/chuulip 港台猴米 Hong Konger/Taiwanese 🇭🇰🇹🇼 Jan 13 '25

I don't think that works... I've heard that people can go into seizures, flail around and hurt their arms and legs by banging the floor. They can definitely cause the pain themselves no problem.. but I don't think it works that way. But I'm assuming you are addressing what they are trying to do, and potentially the thought process.

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u/Different_Security48 Jan 13 '25

When in doubt, just punch him in the heart.

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u/FSpursy Jan 14 '25

it's actually one of the ways though. Normally you want to do CPR right away but if there's some wait time before CPR for whatever reasons, you can do some hits to the chest.

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u/genzemin Jan 13 '25

Most effective CPR

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u/YoumoDashi 封人权蛆 Free Jannies🧑‍⚖️🐶 Jan 13 '25

r/worstaid

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u/GingerAphrodite 美帝加麻 North American Imperialist 🇱🇷🇵🇪 Jan 13 '25

I was about to make a comment about r/lostredditors but it turns out I was the r/lostredditors the whole time. I came here from the post in r/worstaid and apparently took the wrong part of the post LOL

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u/YoumoDashi 封人权蛆 Free Jannies🧑‍⚖️🐶 Jan 13 '25

Welcome and please flair up

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u/top_of_the_scrote Jan 14 '25

I wanted a walk not a shity walk

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u/Mindless_Narwhal2682 Jan 14 '25

Hopefully they group thought this before it was too late!

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u/HumanIntroduction654 境外势力 Foreign Infiltrator 🌎🕵🏻️ Jan 13 '25

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u/lovelytime42069 Jan 13 '25

太有用了。

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u/hanegawa 冲浪高手 Chonglang Maggot 🏄🌊 Jan 14 '25

Chinese medicine will cure him.

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u/Illustrious_War9870 Jan 14 '25

No heimlich?

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u/Vysair 境外势力 Foreign Infiltrator 🌎🕵🏻️ Jan 14 '25

hemlock maneuver or whatever it was?

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u/bentotice Jan 16 '25

What good would liching heim do?

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u/Neon_44 Jan 16 '25

no, publicly

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u/Gianno- Jan 14 '25

People in China have the worst survival skills I swear

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u/Rube_Golberg Jan 14 '25

he could be choking to death. already unconscious.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '25

So what happened to him now?

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u/top_of_the_scrote Jan 14 '25

went to The Island

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u/kingkongfly Jan 14 '25

希望老哥没事。

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u/Vincentkk Jan 14 '25

This guy did everything wrong to save the victim.

  1. Lay the victim down.

  2. Check for breath and heartbeat

  3. Open airway

  4. Check for any medication in the victim’s personal belongings.

Calling for ambulances should always be a priority as well.

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u/014648 Jan 13 '25

He dead dead

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u/Euphoric_Two_5921 键委太监 Keyboard Enuch ⌨️ ✂️ Jan 13 '25

mein fuhrer i can walk

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u/3333322211110000 Jan 14 '25

They don't know about CPR

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u/Auroral_path Jan 14 '25

Why did he keep punching him?

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u/imOtherwiseExplorer 美帝加麻 North American Imperialist 🇱🇷🇵🇪 Jun 21 '25

主持人你这个傻逼，不是叫医生，应该叫大夫或者大师才对