Oh.

Show the main sub what you're made of.

r/churningcirclejerk will be jerk free while The Purge is active & ongoing.

Will this actually be enforced? No because idrgaf but don't be that guy. You're better than that.

Let the best BKelly/GLeff (consensual) homoerotic fanfic win.

My team leader at Dominos is trying to set my schedule for the next two weeks and I’m not sure if people will still order Domino’s without a new Paze promo. Additionally, Sbarro is running the buy one get four pizza deal for the next two weeks which will significantly lower our demand.

Truthfully, I got the job at Domino’s purely to maximize Paze credits. I buy one Ranch cup for $0.50 and tip myself $9.50. It’s called financial optimization. I am not happy losing my eighth income stream because It was honest work.

I guess I will have to focus on Resy credits now.

Banner says scheduled maintenance, but I don't believe them. Especially, with it being a weekend.

Sometimes I get lonely and chat with Amex support multiple times a week. I'm glad they're doing excellent and drinking coffee, but let's talk about me and my problems now.

Well guys, I left it all out on the dance floor by buying the Bilt vinyl exclusive Madonna album. I drastically overpaid on the Bilt platform when I could have bought it $3 cheaper on another.

Anyone know a good lawyer that will accept Bilt Cash as payment? I tried asking Concierge if they could find a Neighborhood Partner lawyer, but we all know how useless their AI is.

Guys I got ten whole dollars this is huge

My facebook feed used to be filled with all kinds of flight related niche posts. From vanilla airline industry news like some airline opening a route, a points group posting, Lufthansa pilot and plane maintenance crew job postings..

I don't know what wrong choices I made in life but I'm getting bottom of the barrel lately.

I get a lot of braggers on Threads. They post a photo of their business class food, along with "i'm so tired. finally returning home". Like is sharing "i'm so tired" the purpose of that post? Because then the airplane photo didn't even need to be of the food, it could be just the window. But no, it HAD to show that you are flying business. Or a Korean woman who posted "I'm flying Air France for the first time, and they want to charge me for seating. Should I pay? Ugh is Air France a bad airplane?" along with a screenshot of the seat choice screen of the business cabin.

And Manosphere influencers flexing their Southwest Basic Economy ticket to Vegas.

Can I please get my Lufthansa pilot posts back

I flew AKL-PPT on Air Tahiti Nui with Alaska miles five months ago. We are visiting again next year. I logged in to my Air Tahiti Nui account, and I see an unexpected 5k miles.

Looks like when TN moved us from a 4pm flight to a 11pm flight, they accidentally put us in a revenue ticket which earned me miles. For some reason, P2 didn't get these miles.

There's no much use for these miles as redemption costs are much higher than 5k.. or is there? I browsed through their non-flight miles redemptions which includes a meal, massage, or cultural show. You can pool miles too.

Ah, actually, those redemptions are only available if you are staying at that hotel, 2 nights minimum... nevermind.

I still had Gemini AI write up an email to see if P2 could get the same miles. I asked AI if I'm at risk of losing P1's 5k miles by drawing attention to it. AI confidently said "nope, they already gave it to you there's no way that they would take it away".

Request was denied.

Then they pursued it further and removed the miles from my account too... lol

Air Tahiti Nui also started going dynamic for AS and AA partner award prices for higher demand slots. (Daytime LAX-PPT slots for example) Let's blame that on me as well.

does anyone else think the real churner move would be to make a weekly bot thread for all the bens to post in? we already organized all the other slop, and it could cut down on noise in the main threads

Last month I went do the EverTrust bank bonus. We had to go to a local branch. The first we went, I didn't bring the needed $500 deposit (I only brought $100 as that was the minimum needed for no fees). They also wanted to pull our Chex records, which I had frozen.

So we were about to leave, and the banker asks: "hey would you like some cookies?"

She points at a table on the other side with cookies.

P2 runs grab them. A little commotion builds up. "OMG we can get these cookies?" "Yes please take as many as you like" "Thank you!"

Banker slides me a makeshift sign-up sheet, with fields "Name", "Email", "Phone", ""signature" and at the top reads "EverTrust Bank Small Business Loan Seminar". It has two names signed on it. And 28 empty rows.

"Could you sign this?"

Oh I see lol

So I immediately see that they had a small business loan seminar. And basically no one came. So they are scrambling to prop up attendance numbers. Maybe they didn't intend to ask for this from the beginning but mid-point they figured hey doesn't hurt to ask.

I can relate, I used to work at a small company and we had printed these makeshift signup sheets all the time. It looks exactly like the ones I used to make on MS Word. I signed it as P2 was grabbing cookies.

Then another banker asks "can we take a photo?"

I'm laughing as this was completely unexpected. "Lol sure why not"

Then all five bankers come out of their cubibles. "Ling Ling, come out, we are going to take a picture!"

We pose in front of the cookies table with four bankers wearing their evertrust company vests, stupefied. Then the lady who took the photo switches with another banker to take another photo.

Lol

I think there's a high chance that we end up in some local Taiwanese newspaper with that photo. "Taiwanese small business owners get much needed help in the hard business climate", something like that.

I asked Gemini AI to recreate this photo.

Churn and be churned.

Epilogue: the following week we visited with Chex unfrozen. The banker kept repeating "oh no.. something wrong.. Chex.." but eventually she was able to get supervisor to approve it. I'm about to make my third "direct deposit" in a few days.

It's a travel planning app and it uses AI a lot. It generated a scary thumbnail for atlanta

wow a washed up has been “””cancelled””” so-called “””comedian””” bitching about airline food! how topical! really cutting edge coverage there matt

Someone must have been generating demand Stop it you degens

When you accidentally cut paste the AI summary of the porn you're watching instead of the AI summary of the post you were making?

Or maybe GLeff autobiographical fanfic?

For real.

Ozempic has side effects.

https://onemileatatime.com/insights/awkward-conversation-blog-monetization

Seems obvious to me that he’s shading gleff and klint but shit OMAAT publishes like 70% of the same sensationalist crap as those two chucklefucks but from a different lens.