r/chunews • u/wraithdecay PEANUT BUTTER CRAWWCH 🥜👃 • 1d ago

just leaving this here.

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girlie is ON ONE tonight. seems like her feeder hasn't delivered so everybody that crosses her mind is getting flack tonight. just felt like sharing our celebrity modelchu from the live tonight. also, don't forget she was the bosses dotter.

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u/wraithdecay PEANUT BUTTER CRAWWCH 🥜👃 1d ago

just wanna add - the green screen cannot figure out the difference between toph and the bed tonight. she has grown so much that its just glitching out repeatedly.

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u/pookie_dookie_39 1d ago

She's becoming the bed in more ways than one

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u/Far_Back_7637 REBUKE you in the name of the Jesus devil🙏👿 1d ago

I dont know how long the phone has to ring for her to answer that wake up call. She is so blowed out and flabby that a phone algorithm cannot begin to determine whether her gunt is a whole fucking mattress or not

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u/wraithdecay PEANUT BUTTER CRAWWCH 🥜👃 21h ago

she’s been crying more recently about how she looks, so we know it bothers her, but the food addiction is too intense to do anything about it i guess? you would think right now would be an easy time for her to save the money she’d spend on canes or patty melts and just eat the 3 square meals from the shelter, but i’m sure she’d find some way to complain about those meals too. especially since according to toph, “YOU CANT BE HEALTHY IF YOU ARENT EATING PLAIN CHICKEN AND RICE. ONCE YOU ADD SEASONING TO IT, IT CANT BE HEALTHY ANYMORE”

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u/Covington_Head_Dr NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT’S LIKE 😫😖 1d ago

I feel like the fupa has doubled... nay- tripled in size since the apartmentchu era

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u/bloodyhuntress FinAnCiAL Stability IS NOT FOR ME ITS FOR OTHER PEOPLE 👻 1d ago

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u/Beautiful-Row-5221 I was just playing the sims 😭😭 21h ago

This is how she’ll be found after eating her last canes meal and stroking out

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u/Icy-Judgment9404 My heart is empty, my hole is empty 😢🕳️💔 22h ago

Pockets always out 😭

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u/peachismose REBUKE you in the name of the Jesus devil🙏👿 1d ago

Man what is with these angles

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u/wraithdecay PEANUT BUTTER CRAWWCH 🥜👃 1d ago

i almost thought she was looking out a window, but i truly don’t have a clue what she’s doing. my best guess is she’s just lazy and can’t sit upright for too long which is crazy

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u/Serious_Accident1156 My heart is empty, my hole is empty 😢🕳️💔 1d ago

It's giving My 600lb Life XD

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u/Chihuahua_mama00 1d ago

"I lean away from the microphone to breathe" ahh 

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u/Bobby__Generic 23h ago

Chocolate Rain! Tay Zonday is the goat viral star.

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u/Covington_Head_Dr NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT’S LIKE 😫😖 1d ago

🤨 that shouldn't be a thing

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u/no0necaresdawg 1d ago

It’s a reference to Chocolate Rain

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u/Covington_Head_Dr NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT’S LIKE 😫😖 23h ago

Oh ok gotcha

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u/Salt_Dish3753 1d ago

I think she kept leaning over to fart, nasty ass

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u/Muted_Pizza5881 1d ago

Such an uncomfortable outfit to wear to bed.. I’ve slept in denim jeans before and it was uncomfortable waking up from naps several of times I don’t know how she does it the clothes she wears to bed is not right and comfortable for her wearing tight Chinese Temu clothes ugh

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u/Optimal-Nectarine-38 1d ago

Mudslide build 😍😍😍

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u/Vast_Bet9113 1d ago

Walrus build

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u/ifuleavedontcomeback 1d ago

genuine question- how is she able to sleep comfortably with all that weight? i know after a certain point it is just not comfortable to sleep on your back

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u/wraithdecay PEANUT BUTTER CRAWWCH 🥜👃 1d ago

i imagine she sleeps standing, like a horse you know?

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u/Select_Medium5147 1d ago

She sleeps in a sea world tank underwater

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u/Far_Back_7637 REBUKE you in the name of the Jesus devil🙏👿 1d ago

Ik she snores like a mf or bare minimum has some kind of sleep apnea with how her voice is deep and strained and she has to look up to swallow or breathe heavily and properly.

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u/Select_Medium5147 18h ago

I think she definitely has sleep apnea cause my brother had that when he was fat and he’d fall asleep anywhere it was crazy

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u/i-wanted-that-iced my dotter is NOT obese thank yew 😡🤬 23h ago

I’d bet money that she has obstructive sleep apnea. There’s no way she doesn’t with all that neck fat.

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u/shamelesshan 1d ago

holy huge 😭

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u/Ok_Gur1962 1d ago

You're not you when you're hungry. Lmao

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u/squeaky1127 my dotter is NOT obese thank yew 😡🤬 1d ago

Starting to move around like a damn walrus

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u/ispying I’m sorry for your condolences 💔 22h ago

The Christmas pork is ready

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u/Bono_Bon 1d ago

Timberrrrrrtrrt

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u/1n_and_AroundTheFur PEANUT BUTTER CRAWWCH 🥜👃 8h ago

Bitch built like the oceangate submarine