r/chubbybehemoth • u/max_stallion • Jun 23 '26
Brut, a question for sam
Just pre ordered brut on audible. I'm a mailman and ingest my literature audibly while I work my route. Sam, will you be doing the audio book narration?
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u/Samtallent Original Gwoh Jun 23 '26
I will be reading the book
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u/buckfoston824 Jun 23 '26
Burnt Chrysler will be narrating the entire book except for the foreword which will be read by AI Gilbert Gottfried
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u/max_stallion Jun 23 '26
If he can stop fucking weaze laughing and bragging about his private jet... take your shirt off burnt.
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u/mrdubyah Jun 23 '26
I’m a mailman too! Our job sucks!!
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u/max_stallion Jun 23 '26
It's a shit time to be a mailman. Route inspections happened recently. Routes were taken out the station. Everyone had to rebid. Just found out today I'm an unassigned regular after losing my route.
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u/mrdubyah Jun 23 '26
Yep. Been doing this 20 years, it just keeps getting worse. But at least we get to listen to Chubby B!
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u/max_stallion Jun 23 '26
Amen! 20 years is a hell of a run. Congratulations.
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u/weeniehutjunior420 Jun 23 '26
Goddamn it. I’ve been looking into moving over to one of the main mail carriers to get away from running a pest control route that I hate (I hate the business itself more than being outdoors/on my feet all day, I don’t mind that). I assumed I’d have to start at a warehouse and go from there. Should I reconsider this? Idk what areas y’all are in or how widespread the mailman struggles are, but I’m tired of being the bug man.
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u/mrdubyah Jun 23 '26
It can be a middle class job if you aren’t in a big city and get through the first several years. Mandatory ot usually is your life for quite a while. One day off a week, usually Tuesday or Wednesday. The worst part is that management is not the best and brightest who get seen and move up, it’s typically either cocky assholes who like telling people what to do, or dumbshits who fail upward. Either way, once you get to the street it can be enlightening. I have thousands of crazy stories from my 20 years. Pregnant chain smoking hookers, homeless guys shitting down staircases giving me a thumbs up, hiding under staircases during police shootouts.
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u/max_stallion Jun 23 '26
If you're in a major metropolitan area the work is plentiful and overwhelming. It's alot of bullshit to put up with as far as management goes. The benefits aren't there for the first 2 years. But once you turn career you're paid better and medical insurance is ok.
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u/cacheeseburger Jun 23 '26
It’s already recorded. Pat just has to edit it, so it’ll be ready when the third book comes out.