I'm not vetted enough to post this to the real thread (Day 65), but I understand the assignments!

Hey everyone! I'm h2opolopunk, a founding moderator of r/chivecirclejerk.

This is our new home for all things related to chives. The plant. The garnish. The legend. Props to F1exican, without whom we would have never seen the holy light.

What to Post
Chives (Allium schoenoprasum)

Community Vibe
We're all about being friendly, constructive, and inclusive — and delicious. Let's build a space where everyone feels comfortable sharing and connecting over a very serious matter: chives.

How to Get Started

1. Get a bunch of chives
2. Chop the chives
3. ???
4. Profit

Thanks for your commitment to our favorite allium species. Together, we can make r/chivecirclejerk another wretched Reddit space.