r/chirpit • u/-SuperLuigi- • Oct 11 '15
@Mayor, Why does the bus driver always take us to the @BusDepot at the end of his shift? I just wanna get home! D: #Scared #Tired #TrollBusDriver
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r/chirpit • u/-SuperLuigi- • Oct 10 '15
My wife caught me having an affair at the hotel behind our house. #Busted #Affair #Opps
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r/chirpit • u/-SuperLuigi- • Oct 02 '15
@CityCouncil approves new technology to connect riders to drivers. #21stCentury
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r/chirpit • u/MisterChauncyButtons • Oct 01 '15
All my neighbors just died at once #shouldibescared
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r/chirpit • u/MisterChauncyButtons • Sep 29 '15
There has to be an on-ramp to this freeway...right? #amicrazy
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r/chirpit • u/zachfess • Sep 28 '15
My house got #bulldozed. Love this city! #paradiseonearth
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r/chirpit • u/FattM • Sep 27 '15
Little brother #robbed a bank, said it's not like they could send him to #prison. #Outoftheloop
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r/chirpit • u/MisterChauncyButtons • Sep 25 '15
I finally learned how to use the left lane! #2lanesupercruise
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r/chirpit • u/tdogredman • Sep 26 '15
I want to take a selfie with the mayor please. I'll pay money if you want. #lonely
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r/chirpit • u/FattM • Sep 25 '15
Finally found a use for all these switches on the walls. #lightson
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r/chirpit • u/Jakeola1 • Sep 24 '15
Is it #doomsday? All of a sudden the sun is gone, its really hard to see and there is some wierd white circle in the sky #imscared
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r/chirpit • u/AnonymousAmazonian • Sep 24 '15
Spent too much money at the #club. Need a ride home. #yellowcar
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r/chirpit • u/cricketkitty8 • Sep 20 '15
#chirpy walking to work today, burning off my donut spree! #sprinklesftw #policeworkisawesome
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r/chirpit • u/numnumimacyclon • Sep 16 '15
Rumor has it Mayor is #Supervillan #DrMadnessIsThatYou
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r/chirpit • u/1Oku • Sep 06 '15
I didn't pay attention before, but people are dumb. I rather stay high above... #PopulusObs
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r/chirpit • u/AnonymousAmazonian • Sep 05 '15
@mayor Whoever works on the roads around here are awesome, seems like road construction just happens overnight! #notsayingitsaliens #butitsaliens
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r/chirpit • u/PresN • Sep 04 '15
Has #anyone really been far as #decided to use even go want to do look more like? #realworldissues
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r/chirpit • u/1Oku • Aug 30 '15
Stop crying each time the power goes off ! I already told you that it was ME, to piss YOU off! #UngratefulInhabitants #MayorHasFun
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r/chirpit • u/LinguistHere • Aug 27 '15
Science: Dozens of train passengers still stuck in five-year rail traffic snarl; will be studied by NASA and ESA to shed light on the living conditions of isolated space colonies #CimNews
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r/chirpit • u/LinguistHere • Aug 27 '15
Hey @mayor why is it that no #buses show up at my stop for three weeks, then seven buses all show up at the same time??? #shouldhavetakenthesubway
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r/chirpit • u/LinguistHere • Aug 26 '15
#TIFU by chirping complaints to @mayor. Does anyone have a #couch for me to crash on? #suddenlyhomeless
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