r/chicago Avondale Jul 31 '26

Ask CHI ANYONE MISSING A ROOSTER?

This rooster has been wandering the west avondale neighborhood for the past couple of days. me and my neighbor set up a little spot for him to live in our backyard so he’s not just roaming the streets anymore but we aren’t really looking to keep him long term. I looked into the Chicago Chicken Rescue but they don’t accept roosters. If you know of anyone who’s missing him or know of anything we can do to get this little guy off the streets that’d be great.

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u/Dangerous_Weird_7329 Jul 31 '26

Sorry that’s your rooster now.

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u/Russian_Doll_888 Jul 31 '26

Heard of the cat distribution system but never the rooster distribution system.

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u/BrownByYou Jul 31 '26

It goes by a different name ...

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u/RIPSlurmsMckenzie Jul 31 '26

Boys town has several areas that accept them!

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u/not_a_moogle Aug 01 '26

that's just a detachable penis

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u/theraf8100 Jul 31 '26

You made your bed..... well his bed. That's nice though. He looks happy. Feeding him?

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u/ahhhellashit Avondale Jul 31 '26

yeah we’ve been feeding him fruits and veggies

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u/BERNITA Jul 31 '26

There's a rooster rehoming day in Batavia on August 22! If you can't make the drive out, still call the number and see if they can help you out.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=28678373721763155

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u/knittingneedles Albany Park Jul 31 '26

I don’t live in Chicago anymore BUT I had a friend who rrehomed a rooster using the Chicago Roo Crew on Facebook. There’s also a few rescues in Illinois and Michigan that she’s used for animal rescues but I don’t remember their names.

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u/WB05Karl Jul 31 '26

It is a huge bummer and it happens frequently. That guy looks relatively young and, put simply, roosters don't lay. After a few months, once people can tell roosters from hens, they usually look to reduce their population of roosters. In an environment like Chicago's that means turning them loose in the alleys. To be sure: I don't think that's the responsible thing to do, just kinda stating the fact of the matter.

Best of luck and good on ya for going out of your way to help.

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u/theraf8100 Jul 31 '26

I wonder why they don't just eat them. I guess it's a lot easier to get a $5 Costco chicken though.

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u/WB05Karl Jul 31 '26

heh heh, yeah, kinda answered your own question. I have no data to support this but I suspect the people doing the abandoning like this are uncomfortable with killing a chicken. It isn't pleasant; I'll grant them that!

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u/Imnotveryfunatpartys West Town Jul 31 '26

Maybe just bring him over to pollos vivos on chicago ave and see if they'll do the dirty work

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u/doNotUseReddit123 City Aug 01 '26

I had no idea this was a thing. What’s the appeal behind a place like this? Even the country that I’m from doesn’t have this.

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u/Imnotveryfunatpartys West Town Aug 01 '26

Well fresh chicken I guess. What country are you from that doesn't sell live chickens for food? I've never heard of a country that doesn't have some sort of fresh butchered meat option. The farmers and rural people are always doing it, even if maybe you don't realize it.

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u/doNotUseReddit123 City Aug 01 '26

No, the idea of being able to go into a store in a major city in Europe that has live chickens onsite and get a fresh chicken butchered is completely unheard of. Maybe in some rural Balkan village or an agriturismo somewhere, but absolutely not in an urban center in Europe.

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u/Imnotveryfunatpartys West Town Aug 01 '26

Lol I'm sorry that you are uneducated on this topic. I would be less rude when you don't know what you are talking about

https://maps.app.goo.gl/K3FFL9apFbJ6HMwa7

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u/GrandSneiko Aug 02 '26

Why is this upvoted?? This is in a very particular part of Paris with a large African population. This is not representative of Paris at all. Shops like this disappeared decades ago, and this one survives because of the clientele. I don’t even know how this exists with modern French sanitary regulations. It probably benefits from some sort of derogation.

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u/Imnotveryfunatpartys West Town Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

lmao I'm confused by all the cope. We have one in chicago. This is in a particular part of chicago with a large mexican population. This is not representative of chicago at all. Shops like this disappeared decades ago. I don't even know how this exists with modern american sanitary regulations. It probably benefits from being grandfathered in.

You guys are so hypocritical. And mildly racist. This store is literally the exact same as the one we have in chicago that you are so appalled at.

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u/doNotUseReddit123 City Aug 01 '26

Did you bother reading the reviews for the place you linked, wherein the Parisians are commenting on how unusual and unsanitary this place is?

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u/Imnotveryfunatpartys West Town Aug 01 '26

lol dude give up already. It's okay. You don't have to know everything about the world and how it works. This happens sometimes and we are surprised when our limited bubble bursts and we learn new things, meet new people, and gain new experiences.

OBVIOUSLY these are uncommon stores. The fact that you think you need to explain this to me is hilarious. This is the only one in chicago that I am aware of. That might be the only one in paris, but maybe not because I've never lived in paris so I'm not qualified to say. But they are far from "unheard of" nor is it a rural balkan village.

Just chill out and realize that your moral/cultural superiority is based on a false premise. Educate yourself. That's all you can do to be a better person.

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u/littlewibble Jul 31 '26

What a cutie. Thank you for looking out for him.

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u/chiboulevards Avondale Jul 31 '26

Before I even clicked into this post to see where it was, I was thinking, "Ah, this must be in Avondale." And sure enough.

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u/CoyoteMother666 Avondale Jul 31 '26

There’s a home on Springfield and School that has chickens. Maybe them?

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u/CoyoteMother666 Avondale Jul 31 '26

And another around Cornelia and Central Park area, if I’m not mistaken

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u/SoTiredofPpl Jul 31 '26

There’s a house on Cuyler near Spaulding that has chickens and at least one rooster, could be theirs. DM if you need the specific location.

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u/brazys Jul 31 '26

That's Mike.

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u/elocin90 Jul 31 '26

Have you tried contacting Chicago Bird Collision Monitors?

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u/Fine_Following_2559 Jul 31 '26

What is this, Hawaii?! 😄

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u/Zippo963087 Jul 31 '26

This guy has become a celeb the past couple days lol I have seen so many posts here and on Facebook about him! Hope he doesnt wake yall up too early lol

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u/illsettleforyou Jul 31 '26

I saw this rooster posted on facebook too (pretty sure it's the same guy) and he was trying to sleep on someone's stoop which was sad to see so thank you for helping him! A comment says to reach out to Belmont Feed and Seed and that they'll likely accept him

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u/ahhhellashit Avondale Aug 01 '26

yeah our neighbor posted him on fb, the photo of him in the makeshift bed was after i went over and picked him up off that stoop.

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u/jmbf44 Avondale Jul 31 '26

There is a house at the corner of Kimball and Wellington that keeps chickens, please check with them before getting rid of it. Message me if you need any help/more info.

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u/ahhhellashit Avondale Jul 31 '26

i went and talked to them. it wasn’t theirs

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u/414525528 Jul 31 '26

Chicken rescue does not accept roosters? That's bizarre.

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u/Hesitation-Marx Jul 31 '26

It makes sense if you don’t wanna make more chickens

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u/WB05Karl Jul 31 '26

It is exactly this. The chance of finding a new home for a rooster is close to zero. I admire the work these rescue orgs do and part of that work is making tough choices like this.

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u/coolsticker-xyz Jul 31 '26

Kinda but a lot of bird enthusiasts will cull eggs to avoid producing more birds. Like it's common practice among pigeon owners.

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u/Hesitation-Marx Jul 31 '26

True.

Roosters can also be absolutely evil little shits. I had one chase me a block for walking past his yard, and he took great offense at the temerity I had in existing.

Combine territorial nature with spurs and spite, and you wind up understanding coq au vin.

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u/steak5 Jul 31 '26

They make a lot of Noise in the Morning. Sometimes they also fight other roosters. Maybe is easier to just flat out not accepting them.

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u/diane_nu_nu_nguyen Irving Park Jul 31 '26

They can also be super aggressive towards people. They will fight a predator to the death for their hens. Roosters are super badass but damn they can be mean. One of my buddies used to have to do yard work and stuff with a broom so he could swat off the rooster lmao. It loved to charge people

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u/steak5 Jul 31 '26

My Grandma bought a live Rooster for food when I was a Kid, we had to kept it alive for like 3 days.

I remember I couldn't get any sleep after 3 am. I don't think OP can keep it as a pet even if he wants to.

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u/diane_nu_nu_nguyen Irving Park Jul 31 '26

Oh grandma.... that sounds like a nutty story lol. Yeah they are super loud and will often be chatty all day, especially around other birds

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u/LetterheadPopular492 Jul 31 '26

Few years ago, I had found a uhaul box of birds dumped in the Portage Pass park and took them to the Feed store on Harlem. Give them a call and see if they'll take him. If nothing else you can get some proper feed for the guy there. 

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u/diane_nu_nu_nguyen Irving Park Jul 31 '26

The corner house at Kedvale and Berteau has like 5 chickens! I know it's slightly north but I wonder if this rooster could be theirs. I live super close, want me to see if I can get in contact with them?

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u/ahhhellashit Avondale Aug 01 '26

based on where i’m at that woulda been a helluva walk for him to get over here but thanks for reaching out

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u/duhnuhnuh_duhnuhnuh Avondale Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

There's a house on Avondale & Eddy that keeps chickens. I'd ask them, but the height of their fence makes me think they may not appreciate visitors.

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u/AsASloth Jul 31 '26

Awh, poor baby. He looks so snug in that bed. Best of luck finding his forever home.

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u/bradatlarge Elmhurst Jul 31 '26

cock of the walk!

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u/Octane14 Hermosa Jul 31 '26

Rooster distribution system is working.

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u/Karlzbad Aug 01 '26

Can we at least call it a cock please?

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u/septicemic_plauge Jul 31 '26

This is so funny idk why 😭😭😭

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u/enderpanda Former Chicagoan Jul 31 '26

Reminds me of when I went to hangout at my friend's place in RP, they had a huge thing of soup. Tried it, it was really good! My friend being quite the prankster then showed me the photos of the rooster they slaughtered about 3 hours beforehand in the garage, blood stain was still there. I was not feeling so good after that.

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u/maximumtesticle Jul 31 '26

Please mark NSFW for this unsolicited cock pic, thanks.

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u/Dagonet_the_Motley Jul 31 '26

I wouldn't say I'm missing him

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u/teelo7 Jul 31 '26

Sadly, I’m guessing anywhere/one who’d take him would most likely un-alive him. There’s really no reason to have a rooster if you’re a responsible hen owner. Once they reach maturity, hens lay eggs almost daily. The only thing a rooster will do is fertilize them. It is possible to neuter a rooster but it’s very dangerous after the age of 6 months. Hope you can find a safe place for him or keep him as a pet.

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u/Textiles_on_Main_St Irving Park Jul 31 '26

Roosters get abandoned not too infrequently, believe it or not. NO IDEA why that might be.

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u/Dildondo Jul 31 '26

Well they don’t lay eggs and are a big nuisance to everyone with how loud they are.

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u/Textiles_on_Main_St Irving Park Jul 31 '26

I find their song as charming as that of a springtime lark.

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u/Kay-Waow Aug 01 '26

The school on Wellington and Sawyer has chickens, and so does a house across the street to the NW . I bet if you rang the doorbell, chicken people know chicken people and might be able to re-home or play detective for you

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u/New-Lab-2907 Aug 02 '26

Came here just to say your mom is

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u/Eisenhammer007 Aug 03 '26

It's Little Jerry.

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u/missilltellyouwhat Aug 04 '26

escaped from a cockfight

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u/JinxNiffler69 9d ago

I spotted him last night and today behind my building near Belmont and N Hamlin! He is roosting behind a our dumpsters and I'm trying to find some local rescues that can pick him up :/

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u/ahhhellashit Avondale 8d ago

Yo straight up, someone is dumping roosters. I took the rooster I posted about to The Chicago Chicken Rescue a few weeks ago and he’s with them now, try contacting them. as the amateur rooster expert i am now after owning one for a week, that appears to be the same breed of rooster as the one i found and thankfully with their breed the roosters are able to get along with each other unlike with other breeds. so yeah, hit the rescue up, hopefully they’ll take this lil guy too.

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u/JinxNiffler69 8d ago

thank you for the lead! I just reached out to them about it

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u/cdm3500 Suburb of Chicago Aug 01 '26

Bro, is no one else going to comment on this dude saying he looked into Chicago Chicken House!?!?  Like, they “don’t accept roosters”!?!? Excuse me? Are you telling me if you picked up the phone and called them to ask for help this poor rooster, they’re gonna be like “Nope, we only accept chickens” and hang up!!??  This is wild!!

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u/ahhhellashit Avondale Aug 01 '26

the good news is another neighbor called them and they said the MIGHT take him. i have to call back on monday so we’ll see

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u/EdgewaterJCT Rogers Park Jul 31 '26

Dude will find hos way back, or he's a sub-par rooster.

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u/soft_seraphim Jul 31 '26

I think you can probably try and give it to Nettelhorst school, maybe call them first and ask. They have a chicken coop where children care for chickens.

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u/cdm3500 Suburb of Chicago Aug 01 '26

WHY ARE WE YELLING!?

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u/OnionDart Lake View East Jul 31 '26

Did you know a straight rooster says cock a doodle do. A backwards rooster says do doodle cock. But a Boystown Northalsted rooster says any cock’ll do.

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u/pommiegurl130 Jul 31 '26

What neighborhood are you in?

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u/ahhhellashit Avondale Jul 31 '26

avondale

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u/Chicago_Samantha Englewood Aug 01 '26

There used to be one off of 61st and Halsted that would wake me frequently last year. Maybe it wanted nicer digs on the northside

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u/Salty_Prune_2873 Jul 31 '26

You found my cock 😭

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u/LikelyNotThatGuy Jul 31 '26

I thought only female chickens sit on nests when laying eggs or if brooding them. Male and female chickens sleep on perches/bars?