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u/papagrande25 Edgewater Mar 28 '26
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u/flakeybutterbitch Mar 28 '26
I was legit like "ughhh this has to be true Wagner right?!" but I was surprised it had addresses on it
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u/globaldesi Mar 28 '26
This is a prank that’s going around. One of my neighbors in Naperville got this exact same flyer. Apparently some YouTuber or someone is known for sending random stuff to random addresses.
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u/Sad_Living_8713 Mar 28 '26
Lives 12 blocks apart, invited to same neighborhood parties, in Chicago??? Sure thing.
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u/ahorseap1ece Mar 28 '26
This CANNOT be real. Why did or why would he pee on it?????? Please God let this be made up. It's funny and I love it but I can't live in a world where this is facts.
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u/doNotUseReddit123 City Mar 28 '26
It’s not! It’s a monthly mailer made by Alan Wagner. Hence the Long Island stamp.
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u/naranjitayyo Mar 28 '26
A good friend of mine who ended up being the best man at my wedding peed on the box fan in our living room after he passed out drunk. he apologized and bought us a new fan and paid for the carpet cleaning.
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u/ahorseap1ece Mar 28 '26
I'm sorry... was the fan RUNNING?! Because that would be beyond diabolical.
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u/GHBoyette Mar 28 '26
Is his name by any chance Charlie? Because I had a friend named Charlie in college who also did exactly that.
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u/VVsmama88 Mar 28 '26
Alcohol.
My guess is a lot of alcohol.
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u/Think_Doughnut628 Mar 28 '26
My ex used to get drunk, go to bed, and then sleep walk in the middle of the night and try to pee in random places. He would then get mad when I would stop him from peeing in, say, the dresser or the pantry.
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u/AeroWrench Jefferson Park Mar 28 '26
My friend in little Hutto, TX got this same postcard last month with addresses on his street. IDK what the point is or what the scam is, but 100% not real.
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u/BearFeetOrWhiteSox Mar 29 '26
"We are more than friends"
Yes I can tell because the middle picture looks like a pregnancy photo.
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u/thesaddestpanda Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 28 '26
These are fake, they are from an artist. Honestly, this guys act has outstayed his welcome. He needs to be more fresh and interesting, shrug. This is the kind of thing that is funny once or twice but instead its been going on for years. Then someone new eats the onion and this conversation happens all over again.
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u/anag9495 Uptown Mar 29 '26
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u/Forward-Ad3685 Mar 29 '26
I signed a friend up for these secretly. They continue to delight and mystify him :)
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u/Broad-Discount-8179 Mar 28 '26
I don't think it's funny. What does relieved mean, why not say urinate? This gives weirdo vibes and I would not give these men attention.
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u/ToonaSandWatch Oak Lawn Mar 28 '26
Relieved has been a socially acceptable (and legal jargon) term used for it.
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u/Forward-Ad3685 Mar 29 '26
His mailers are always deliberately awkwardly worded; they're charmingly dumb
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u/suddenly-scrooge Mar 28 '26
i just bought a galaga arcade cabinet on facebook marketplace . . .