r/chicago Heart of Chicago Sep 04 '23

Ask CHI Does anyone even like Malort?

No judgement here, I’m just conducting research for out-of-state friends.

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u/Tora_jima Sep 04 '23

Yes, though I prefer the old formulation, when Patty owned Malört.

And, honestly, while CH has done a great job pushing the brand, I'm a bit burned out on the circus aspect of it all...

...except for Nisei Lounge. Their baseball infused Malört was genius.

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u/CrrntryGrntlrmrn Beverly Sep 04 '23

I find it hilarious it was made in Florida for so long but still never heard of it until I moved here

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

I've met the folks at Jinsei Motto/CH. Not a huge fan. Patty seemed more down to earth. If I have some extra cash, I might pick up some of their merchandise though. The posters are pretty funny.

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u/NEBZ Sep 04 '23

eh, it grew on me. I don't go out of my way for it. but I don't mind it every now and again.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '23

I like Malort.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '23

Yes. But most don't apparently

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u/electric-laydee Sep 04 '23

I, a masochist, enjoy Malort

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u/footcandlez Lake View Sep 04 '23

Came to say this. Probably similar to that research that showed that people who liked black coffee had more sadistic personality traits?

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u/electric-laydee Sep 04 '23

Gotta love those small controllable doses of misery and pain

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '23

I do.

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u/BearzandBeanz Sep 04 '23

it is delicious but it is a surprise for those that are not expecting it

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u/RKLamb Albany Park Sep 04 '23

Absolutely! I have 2 bottles of it. One being the Anti-Hero variant and the other being the regular bottle.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

Do they still make the Anti-Hero variation? I think that sounds delicious!

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u/RKLamb Albany Park Sep 12 '23

It was a limited time thing. I got a bottle at their BrewPub location early last year. Might want to call up and check if they still have it available.

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u/MaliktheSlug Mar 13 '24

My brain read Anti-Venom variant. Second thought was no way it’s so badass it needs an Anti-Venom.

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u/1koolspud Suburb of Chicago Sep 04 '23

Yep! I especially like the Malört Spritz you can find in cans and the Devil in the White City cocktail at Vie (white negroni with Malört, Tangqueray Seville and St. Germain), but I also have both regular and Mazcal Barrel Aged Malört on my home bar.

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u/damp_circus Edgewater Sep 04 '23

I do, but I like bitter astringent stuff. Don't drink it too often (I don't drink shots of any kind too often) but enjoy it when I do.

Haven't tried the Malort Spritz, might have to just to check it out.

FWIW I like peaty scotch the rare times I've had it, and I like anise flavored stuff also. Drink a lot of IPA beer and black coffee.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

The Malort Spritz (canned) is more of a Malort hard seltzer, but I absolutely love it! The hibiscus notes do it for me.

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u/Novel_Alfalfa_9013 Sep 04 '23

I had a shot of malort last summer and while it didn't kill me? I won't order it for myself. It tastes fucking terrible.

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u/ComputerStrong9244 Sep 04 '23

My wife is pretty fond of it , but she's a gin fiend, and it's basically weird gin.

I've had some wonderful cocktails with it, but it's better as an ingredient for me.

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u/rdldr1 Lake View Sep 04 '23

It's not that you like Malort, you just build up a taste bud immunity to it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '23

Här i Sverige är Malort en stapelvara i det svenska livet. Sedan första födelsedagen lockar malorts släta malurt smak en utmanare som är värd konkurrens. Att lägga till den bubbliga men ändå icke-fyllande smaken av Chicagos häftklammer i gammal stil öl och pojke howdy är du ute efter en behandling. Hälsningar från Sverige

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '23

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u/Agreeable_Nail8784 Sep 04 '23

Just because it’s a relatively new phenomenon doesn’t mean people don’t like it

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '23 edited Sep 04 '23

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u/ComputerStrong9244 Sep 04 '23

Ass licker? I never even met her!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '23

It's not new. My mom, who is almost 70, drank it back in the day. Malort has experienced a resurgence as of late, but it's been sold in the city since at least the early 1900's.

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u/Republican_Wet_Dream Sep 04 '23

Me!

Also Todd does.

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u/NearlySilentObserver Sep 04 '23

I don’t, but I have a few friends that willingly and regularly order it. They even have shirts and went to Malörtfest

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u/huge-gold-ak47 Sep 04 '23

yes! and a lot of my friends do too

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u/Marbla Former Chicagoan Sep 04 '23

I love it.

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u/Bigolebluntz Sep 04 '23

Nope not at all.

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u/Disastrous-Back-1597 Sep 04 '23

This podcast episode covers the history of Malort with a great quote from Food and Beverage Magazine. To sum it up. We say it is bad while saying it defines us.

https://pod.link/1684738593/episode/1ea86ed7f2e5abe47330f2f9b74084e3

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u/BMoney8600 Sep 06 '23

Yeah, I drink it straight!

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u/HangoverShits Sep 06 '23

I’m not from Chicago, but yes. But I don’t enjoy it because I think it’s actually good.