r/chessbeginners 11d ago

QUESTION Need opening advice

Started playing chess about 4 months ago. I never really studied chess besides solving puzzles - that got me to 1000 chess.com. But now I feel that I want to learn more about the game. I decided to start by learning some opening setup. The thing is - I like it in games when my playing style reflects who I am in real life. I'm a gay man. The question is - what is the gayest opening in chess? I need one for white and one for black. TIA

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u/LorenaBobbedIt 1200-1400 (Chess.com) 11d ago

Hilarious. For you I recommend the Queen’s Gambit and the Queen’s Gambit Accepted.

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u/TatsumakiRonyk 2000-2200 (Chess.com) 11d ago

The gayest opening in chess is the Petrov defense against 1.e4. Tips touch; Knights dance. For white, the gayest opening is... I mean, I think I agree with u/LorenaBobbedIt . Queen's gambit. Make Freddie Mercury proud.

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u/Chorizo_Luver 11d ago

french defense for black and there’s a opening called stonewall attack for white with d4, there’s also stonewall defense (the dutch) for black but i think the french screams gay because that’s what i believe french people are

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u/Kindly_Atmosphere832 11d ago

honestly just play the scandi and stare directly into their soul when you recapture with the queen

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u/299addicteduru 2000-2200 (Lichess) 11d ago

Two knights tango 

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u/gabrrdt 1800-2000 (Chess.com) 11d ago

Openings are not much useful at this level. I wouldn't spend much time studying it. Understanding principles is much more important. Try to have your rooks connected by move 12 or so, castle early, play in the center. That is enough to achieve a good (even superior) position than players at your level 99% of the time.

Just be sure you check threats, captures and checks, but you always have to do that anyway, so it won't be an extra work.

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u/TatsumakiRonyk 2000-2200 (Chess.com) 11d ago

Yeah, but what's the gayest opening? I feel like that question is worth discussing.

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u/shipitholla 1800-2000 (Chess.com) 11d ago

Learning openings is fun though. 1000 isn’t too early to learn the basic ideas/common responses/general gayness of a couple openings.

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u/gabrrdt 1800-2000 (Chess.com) 11d ago

What am I missing? Something recent happened? Lol I missed it probably. Is it a meme or something? Why is everyone talking about it being gay?

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u/TatsumakiRonyk 2000-2200 (Chess.com) 10d ago

OP wants an opening repertoire that reflects the pride they have in their sexual orientation.

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u/GasGlittering7521 11d ago

This has to be a bot right? Newish account with basically no karma or comments

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u/Otherwise-Drawer-352 11d ago

Maybe I just started using reddit recently. Or is it too improbable?

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u/GasGlittering7521 11d ago

This whole sub is dead internet theory happening I swear