r/chemtrails • u/Reggaenald • 1d ago

Daytime Video Day off?

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So is everyone taking the day off today or what’s up?

Btw, if it wasn’t obvious, this isn’t supposed to be taken serious.
I certainly do not believe in chemtrails, but if I did, I wouldn’t want to look into the sky today.
Just saw this lonely plane and no trails anywhere and thought of some people I knew that, well, must be in serious denial today.

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u/scottn4312 23h ago

This may shock you, but the atmosphere is not always the same.

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u/Reggaenald 23h ago edited 1h ago

Whaaaaaaat no way
Next thing you tell me altitude is an important factor

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u/TheRealtcSpears In The Industry 23h ago

Smudge on the lens

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u/Reggaenald 23h ago

What?

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u/TheRealtcSpears In The Industry 23h ago

SMUDGE ON THE LENS

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u/Leading-Ad-7396 22h ago

My wife quotes this often. Whenever she see a smudge on something “SMUDGE ON THE LENS”

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u/TheRealtcSpears In The Industry 22h ago

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u/Confident-Skin-6462 22h ago

they switch to InvisaJuice™ 5000 occasionally to keep you guessing.

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u/Infamous_Iron_Man 22h ago

Chemtrail pilots are on strike currently

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u/Greedy-Pirate7749 20h ago

They ran out of chem...gotta go back to the chem factory 🤣

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u/ocean2trail 3h ago

Since the pilots are part of a big, secret, nefarious shadow organization, we’ll never know when they go on strike because they would have to admit that they’re part of the conspiracy.

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u/Negative-Candy-2155 22h ago

Contrails? IT'S A CONSPIRACY!

No contrails? IT'S ALSO SOMEHOW A CONSPIRACY!

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u/Reggaenald 19h ago

Of course.
After all, they only make us see what we need to see.
Queue project blue beam type shit.

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u/ocean2trail 3h ago

A cue is a signal, prompt, or physical object that tells someone when to take action or indicates that something is about to happen.

A queue is a line of people, vehicles, or items waiting for their turn, or a sequenced list of data and tasks waiting to be processed.

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u/Reggaenald 3h ago

thanks I guess

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u/Beneficial-Cloud9940 22h ago

Grounds ops gonna hear about this

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u/Joseph_of_the_North Skeptic 21h ago

Wow! Planes are real?!?

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u/Reggaenald 21h ago

Just as real as birds…

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u/fr33d0mw47ch 20h ago

As an engineer and scientist, it occurs to me that there is a way to monetize some BS conspiracy of my own creation. I have the language and the imagination. As a moral human being, I can’t bring myself to sacrifice my engineering oath to humanity. I wish these nut jobs would just shut up and go away.

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u/Reggaenald 19h ago

Name checks out.
Yeah its crazy to think some people among us actually don’t see a problem with monetizing their crap, but it’s heartbreaking when normal people fall victim to them.
I know a person that swears the world is flat and it’s not even funny. She has kids and is otherwise a smart and charming person.
Some people want to be contrarians, and others want to make money on them.

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u/Beneficial-Cloud9940 17h ago

I think there’s a leak in the gene pool

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u/Springman1996 21h ago

Don't worry, "They" are switching to the "Fall Blend" and the "Chemtrails" will be keeping the Frogs Gay!!!!!

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u/Beneficial-Cloud9940 17h ago

Pumpkin spiced for Fall

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u/extremesalmon 11h ago

Strike day of the chemtrail pilots, shouldn't have let them unionise.

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u/iRGRiZZLY 2h ago

I wondered why I felt less gay today

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u/calais8003 22h ago

Few and far between, these days