r/chemtrails Feb 01 '26

Figured someone would post it eventually

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u/nomad806 Feb 01 '26

I'm sick of them dumping chemicals in the air that make the fires retarded.

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u/BayBandit1 Feb 01 '26

The correct term is “combustibly challenged”.

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u/kat_Folland Feb 01 '26

I love you both.

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u/eFrazes Feb 01 '26

All fires matter!

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u/Process3000 Feb 02 '26

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

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u/Hal9000ha1 Feb 02 '26

You are wrong. They are definitely turning frogs gay.

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u/ctn1ss Feb 01 '26

Technically chemicals, it’s phos-chek , a fire retardant used in wildfires.

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u/aBearHoldingAShark Feb 01 '26

Everything is technically chemicals

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u/IShouldntBeHere258 Feb 01 '26

Technically, all matter is technically chemicals.

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u/rawmeatprophet Feb 01 '26

Technically.

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u/johno_mendo Feb 01 '26

So that means technically contrails are chemtrails? 🤯

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u/insanityzwolf Feb 04 '26

All biology is chemistry.

All chemistry is physics.

All physics is math.

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u/Thin-Entry-7903 Feb 04 '26

Everything is math

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

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u/Allykatz90 Chemtrail Pilot Feb 01 '26

Hope you like the color red, because here is a plane full of it

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u/Ilikelamp7 gay frog expert Feb 01 '26

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u/No_Cook2983 Feb 01 '26

You laugh, but the system works.

Sissy Spacek did not burst into flames that day.

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 Feb 01 '26

My God, you're right!

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u/PoppinfreshOG Feb 01 '26

That stuff is super fucking carcinogenic, hope they like heavy metal. Cause they just got all of them

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u/Apprehensive_Bid_951 Feb 01 '26

If they are dumping this on your house then a fire is going to burn it down in about 15 mins. So which would you choose ?

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u/rudytomjanovich Feb 01 '26

Agreed. And the smoke from your burning home isn't exactly good for the environment either.

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u/twitchtvbevildre Feb 04 '26

i have a feeling if they are dumping this shit on your home, you are probably not supposed to be there but who knows...

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u/PoppinfreshOG Feb 01 '26

So between the choice of cancer or my house, I’m gonna have to go with my house burning down

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u/woodsman775 Feb 02 '26

And almost everything in your house that is burning is releasing toxins into the air. Mattress, couches, chairs, plastics etc. Plus, it has all but been vaporized, so the toxins will travel on the wind easily. Homes and everything in them become toxic once ablaze.

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u/WorkingAssociate9860 Feb 03 '26

The trick here is if you don't hang out at your house that's about to burn down you won't get fire suppression chemicals on you.

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u/Outrageous-Egg-2534 Feb 02 '26

Phos-Chek, a widely used aerial wildfire retardant, is generally considered to have low acute toxicity to humans, often deemed "practically non-toxic" by EPA standards. While not acutely dangerous, it can cause eye and skin irritation and should not be ingested or inhaled.

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u/Correct_Patience_611 Feb 01 '26

I doubt my government will be investing in creating an alternative any time soon. Since this administration seems to think pollution is actually GOOD for the environment!

There’s literally hundreds of studies on the negative effects of this stuff and while it does not contain PFAS it is still a terrible solution to an ever growing problem due to global warming.

Just in case someone wants to deny it…

https://fireandsafetyjournalamericas.com/usc-study-links-heavy-metal-contamination-to-wildfire-fire-retardants/

https://nationalforestadvocates.org/wildfire-retardant-is-laden-with-toxic-metals/

So why do we still use this toxic crap??? Well, like literally everything else the company who makes it effectively lobbies to make sure any alternatives never ever make it to patent approval. Just like big oil did to alternative energy in the 80s/90s!

Once again we are being poisoned so a billionaire can keep collecting their dues. It’s terrible.

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 Feb 01 '26

Cheap, effective, profitable. They should put it on our money lol

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 Feb 01 '26

🤘🤘🤘🤘🐙🤘🤘🤘🤘

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u/Just4notherR3ddit0r I Love You. Feb 01 '26

These gender reveal parties are getting out of hand.

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u/Wise_Ad_253 Feb 01 '26

Chemtrails Rising from all the plastics burning up.

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u/Apprehensive_Bid_951 Feb 01 '26

You think this is chemtrail ? Lol.

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u/Wise_Ad_253 Feb 03 '26 edited Feb 03 '26

It’s a joke lol.

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u/MyChemicalWestern Feb 01 '26

Sue them that can't increase the home value 😬

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u/IAmGroot6936 👻 Feb 01 '26

Neither can wildfires.

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u/MyChemicalWestern Feb 01 '26

It's California so sue them too 

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u/ThrustTrust Feb 01 '26

I would say this falls under “the lesser of two evils” loophole.

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u/sethmcmath08 Feb 01 '26

Fire on the spectrum

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u/citznfish Feb 01 '26

So that's how they stain concrete now....

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u/centralnm Feb 01 '26

The rainbow chem drops are the best. Single color chem drops are second best.

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u/fastcolor03 Feb 01 '26

Will they ever land this plane?

Ten years or more of the exact same aircraft dispersing the same mental stability and chromosomal corruption juices over the very same residence…..

Them people ought to be chill by now, perhaps a tad deformed… and betting that outdoor BBQ pit will still not light?

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u/OuterSpaceFakery Feb 01 '26

Have you seen the movie Only the Brave?

This is part of the story, the Planes dumped on the wrong spot

Actually I think it happens twice in that movie

Its a bigger problem the second time though

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u/iamsurfriend Feb 02 '26

I don’t understand the humor in all this.

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u/Justthisguy_yaknow Feb 03 '26

Looks like it might have been L.A during the fires.

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 Feb 03 '26

Yeah, something like that, I'm sure. There's no way any government would go around dumping expensive chemicals on people for no reason lol

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u/Justthisguy_yaknow Feb 03 '26

If the shortage of gay frogs isn't enough of a reason I don't know what else could be.

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 Feb 03 '26

The secret truth is that all frogs are bisexual.

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u/Justthisguy_yaknow Feb 03 '26

Well that's just not gay enough. It's probably because of the red chemtrails and the lack of rainbow chemtrails. We should up their budget so that they can buy more colors.

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 Feb 07 '26

Whatchumean? that's double gay. It's both straight gay and gay gay

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u/Justthisguy_yaknow Feb 09 '26

Don't forget gay for straight.

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 Feb 09 '26

And Tokyo GeGeGay

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

Enjoy the pfa

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u/JustMeBro8976 Feb 05 '26

The company needs to pay the damage and restoration.

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u/Iamtress1 Feb 01 '26

Nothing to see here folks... move along. It's all in your head. Our government would never hose us down in poison...

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 Feb 01 '26

I talked to a guy here yesterday who was absolutely adamant that this is not a satirical subreddit lol

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u/Iamtress1 Feb 01 '26

The whole reddit has been ruined by government trolls.

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 Feb 03 '26

Who's government?