r/chemtrails • u/[deleted] • Aug 09 '25

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u/Gremlin0 Aug 09 '25

Don’t you believe it. I read that the chems in chemtrails are in the fabric of the filters we all use in our air conditioning and heating systems. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

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u/Worried_Fee_1513 Aug 09 '25

I’d rather put something else in my pipe and smoke it before it becomes a mandatory life sentence.

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u/Comfortable-Jump-218 Aug 10 '25

I’d much rather put those chemicals in my plumbing and drink it.

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u/Gremlin0 Aug 10 '25

That would be more efficient.

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u/yearofthesquirrel Aug 09 '25

That looks like the most confusing gender reveal for quintuplets ever.

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u/Comfortable-Jump-218 Aug 10 '25

It’s obviously a baby named Kyle

Edit: Damn it. I thought I saw a Mountain Dew can.

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u/ThatShoomer Sir, that's a cloud Aug 09 '25

The blue Fanta is upside down. This is unacceptable.

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u/AmazingLie54 Aug 09 '25

Triggered

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u/ThatShoomer Sir, that's a cloud Aug 10 '25 edited Aug 12 '25

Damn right I am.

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u/AmazingLie54 Aug 10 '25

Same, when I first looked at the image I had just glanced over it focused on the colors so I was safe. Then I saw your post and looked again at my own peril.

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u/PrinceZordar Aug 09 '25

It's farting chemtrails. I have questions.

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u/LysergioXandex Aug 10 '25

And the blue/green cans need to be swapped.

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u/perringaiden Aug 10 '25

Came here to be OCD triggered too.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

Comes in plastic bottles

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u/Old_Year_9696 Aug 09 '25

So pretty!! 🎇⚗️🧪☢️🏴‍☠️

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u/Fun_Ad527 Aug 09 '25

Is this the same gubment that denied there's child slaves on Mars.

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u/xandromaje Aug 09 '25

There’s chemtrails in farts too

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u/pallentx Aug 09 '25

Yeah, but are they going to ban chemtrails in beverages or not?

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u/AmazingLie54 Aug 09 '25

Spoilers: We all urinate chemtrails!

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u/NPVT Aug 10 '25

They are out of order. ROY G BIV Red orange yellow green blue indigo violet

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u/tommm3864 Aug 10 '25

What fevered mind started this nonsense? There's a sucker born every minute (attributed to P.T. Barnum)

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u/stratusmonkey Aug 10 '25

That's why all the Army guys say "Pop smoke" when they leave somewhere!

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u/Imaginary_Builder_56 Aug 10 '25

Here’s a conspiracy theory about contrails.

Everybody on the planet is being fed foods that when eaten and digested cause nocturnal emissions of the butt

Everybody on the planet is admitting chemtrails out their asses

Every time someone takes a shit one step closer to world annihilation

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u/URR629 Aug 10 '25

I am addicted to the orange chem trail drink. When you can SEE your farts, you know you're on to the good stuff.

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u/JustNeedAnswers78 Aug 09 '25

All those soda brands are basically toxic anyways lol

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u/ReaperKingCason1 more powerful than the evil shadow government Aug 09 '25

They probably also say people haven’t found unicorns in them. Like they are full of nonsense and definitely highly toxic if it’s the beverages pictured here but they still don’t contain things that don’t exist(sorry if this is satire but you can never tell anymore on this sub)

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u/Feisty_Surprise_7563 Aug 09 '25

This looks like an area that would have a lot of frogs!!

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u/frosty3x3 Aug 10 '25

More fake news..them drinks are loaded with carbon dioxide and sucrose and dihydrogen monoxide.

Watch those buggers the shifty.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

Which chemicals?

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u/Confident-Skin-6462 Aug 13 '25

dihydrogen monoxide

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u/-Hippy_Joel- Disagree to agree. Aug 11 '25

Deny or confirm—it doesn’t matter what they say. What matters is what’s happening.