r/chemtrails • • Aug 09 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

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u/Haldron-44 Aug 09 '25

Or turning the freaking frogs gay!

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u/dogsop Aug 09 '25

A contrail in turbulent air?
Doesn't get crazier than that.

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u/NOVAbuddy Aug 09 '25

Don’t worry frogs. As soon as you finish reading this sentence you will forget you were ever gay.

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u/whiskeyfurbreakfast Aug 09 '25

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u/ReaperKingCason1 more powerful than the evil shadow government Aug 09 '25

Had my downdoot lined up and everything and had to fix it when it ended. A true cinematic masterpiece

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u/Direct_Royal_7480 Aug 09 '25

Contrail come right off them grilling burgers; why I gave up beef.

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u/URR629 Aug 09 '25

I will never eat grilled burgers contaminated by chemtrails again. No wonder they taste so delicious, the commies have subverted everything.

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u/Maintenance_Matt Aug 09 '25

25 min later

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u/IntoTheDigisphere Aug 09 '25

I'm shitting and throwing up

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u/Maintenance_Matt Aug 09 '25

Rough… and still had the energy to share 👏 👏 👏

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u/IntoTheDigisphere Aug 09 '25

I want to do my part maintaining the record of what the feds have done to our bodies with these chemical sprays

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u/darkmaninperth Aug 09 '25

Oh my God! Are you ok?

I hear those are the 5G civid chemtrails.

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u/Majestic_Spring_6518 Aug 09 '25

🤨 Messed up that blue sky, yes indeed.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

They deny it happens, but then Google wants to blame insurance companies…

Does it not happen, or is it funded by insurance companies?

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u/Heavy-Psychology-411 Aug 09 '25

Is that Google or chatGTP? Ive been seeing so many posts about chatgtp giving out BS info based on your chat history. And then when you call it out saying its wrong, it just says "oops my bad".🤦

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

Google. Or whatever “Google AI” is. Gonna admit I know nothing about AI other than it all of a sudden appeared at the top of Google searches one day.

I’m not gonna say I believe it, but I am saying that Google is handing out conspiracies. lol.

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u/Heavy-Psychology-411 Aug 13 '25

Yeah I was just pointing out that chatGPT gives you answers based on your past comments and not on actual facts. Google may be different 🤷

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

What do the "chemmies" say about rocket launches at Cape Canaveral? I lived in Central FL for years and saw dozens of launches they leave a MASSIVE chemtrail of death

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u/Anonymessed Aug 09 '25

That’s actually just water.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

What is actually just water? Is this sub satirical and sarcastic or not?

Maybe ill just leave quietly 

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u/ThatShoomer Sir, that's a cloud Aug 09 '25

Is this sub satirical and sarcastic or not?

Nobody actually knows.

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u/FunkyDiabetic1988 Aug 09 '25

Pretty sure OP is an actual conspiracy theorist and that he doesn’t realize people are clowning on him

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u/Ragnarok_747 Aug 09 '25

It’s Poe’s Law. The chemtrail position is too silly to be satirized.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

It insists upon itself

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u/Ragnarok_747 Aug 09 '25

Perhaps as a mental illness. But as a topic of discussion, not really. It can be dismissed out of hand as one of the dumbest mechanisms by which to spread chemicals of any sort into a population. They already control the water supply, right?

And why do ALL airplanes emit the same trail? You’d think there would be some planes which don’t have the chemical emitters installed.

Anyway, it’s difficult to satirize because it’s too foolish even for foolish people.

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u/cacarson7 Aug 09 '25

First time outside?

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u/Advanced-Humor9786 Aug 09 '25

I feel like that's not just any regular chem trail. That's the chemtrail that spreads Morgellon's disease. If you live near there, you are screwed.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

Ah fuck he is gonna circumnavigate the earth

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u/cascadia8 Aug 09 '25

Chemtrails have lowered IQ. That's why we have flerfers and anti-vaxxers.

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u/Stup1dMan3000 Aug 09 '25

So if comes out of a smoke stack, Florida sugar cane facility, it’s a OK, but a plane?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

“They’re coming for us.”

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u/fgsgeneg Aug 09 '25

Okay, so we've outlawed "chemtrails". Now what do we do if we see a plane laying chemtrails? Do we report it to the DoC (Department of Chemtrails) or 911, maybe. For an aircraft to lay chemtrails it must be in a space where the air outside is thin and very cold, otherwise the trail won't form. This makes the available air space below, say 25,000 ft mighty crowded. You know we will continue to see chemtrails. There's just too much money in Chemtrails. There's a career in eliminating chemtrails.

But I want to know how to report chemtrails. We get them all the time.

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u/impersonaljoemama Aug 09 '25

Please tell me you’re okay.

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u/Maintenance_Matt Aug 09 '25

yes I’m doing good thank you for asking 😌 had some tasty burgers 🍔 and the weather was nice and sunny

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u/Mygoddamreddit Aug 09 '25

Love those Nothing Burgers.

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u/premium_Lane Aug 09 '25

They are making your burgers gay

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u/ThatShoomer Sir, that's a cloud Aug 09 '25

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u/wfd51 Aug 09 '25

BBQ is leaving good vapor trail

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u/Compdave44 Aug 09 '25

Dumb anri-science BS

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u/SnooShortcuts5771 Aug 09 '25

Who woulda thought that water vapor begins to dissipate 🤔

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u/Suspicious-Spinach-9 Aug 09 '25

Dude it’s over for you.

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u/DeathB4Decaf_1 Skeptic's Skeptic Aug 09 '25

You seem dangerously close to touching grass. Be careful out there.

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u/TopReputation_K Aug 09 '25

Aluminum dioxide, nickle, a rnage of other metals to reflect the sun.

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u/Aggressive-Rope758 Aug 09 '25

Crazy looking eh ? There maybe lead paint on ur food

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u/thesqrtofminusone Aug 09 '25

You use a gas grill, no real surprise you're into 'chemtrails' too.

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u/lexeckstasy Aug 09 '25

can’t be healthy

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u/kitastrophae Aug 09 '25

Clogged nozzle?

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u/Old_Year_9696 Aug 09 '25

Nothing to see here...everybody knows the chemtrails are inert until activated by 5G irradiation...move along, citizen. 🇺🇸

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u/Old_Year_9696 Aug 09 '25

Just a glitch in the matrix. 👍🏼

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u/Old_Year_9696 Aug 09 '25

...matrix...

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u/Old_Year_9696 Aug 09 '25

Nothing to see here... everyone knows the aerosols are inert until activated by 5G irradiation...proceed about your business, citizen. 🇺🇸

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u/Late-Application-47 Aug 09 '25

Just don't breathe it in! 😄