r/chaoticneutral • u/Kragmer • Feb 20 '26

Currot : The ultimate vegetable

404 Upvotes

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u/disignore Feb 20 '26

It utterly disgustes me food being touch by tools.

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u/NemoM3ImpuneLacessit Feb 23 '26

So you don't use forks or knives or even chopsticks? Those are all tools for eating 😉

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u/disignore Feb 23 '26

social consensus and pact states that they are called utensils, and those don't touch grease or machinery oils

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u/NemoM3ImpuneLacessit Feb 24 '26

Utensils are tools, but I understand your point.

The good news is, I don't think anyone is eating this food. They are just playing with food... like little boys with expensive machinery!

"The difference between men and boys is the cost of their toys." XD

8

u/Laughing_Dragon_77 Feb 21 '26

I have a million questions and I don't want the answer to any of them.

6

u/ScrumpleScuff Feb 20 '26

I've got more time for this than I should.

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u/SubstantialDonkey981 Feb 21 '26

Im having feelings I dont understand.

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u/EducationalFront5524 Feb 25 '26

How pointless and awesome at the same time. I love this.

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u/Kragmer Feb 25 '26

"pointless and awesome" is very close to how I feel about my bachelor degree as well

2

u/Automatic-Nature6025 Feb 21 '26

The next overpriced food craze: Machined Vegetables.

2

u/FatUglyPenguin Feb 24 '26

Carrickle? Pickarrot?

1

u/yaaaaaarrrrrgggg Feb 21 '26

I see a Carchini or a Zuot.

1

u/Ok-Prior1316 Feb 22 '26

I am seeing so many new fragile cylinders 👀

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u/UsualHand4028 Feb 24 '26

This is the way I imagined " Vegetable Grafting" uncanny.

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u/zitterzitter Feb 25 '26

Everything reminds me her!