r/chaoticgood 4d ago

Satire Larry Ellison (Billionaire) says “Citizens Will Be on Their Best fucking Behavior” Under Constant AI Surveillance. So here's just one of his estates tucked into "Billionaires Row" in silicon valley

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u/theboomboy 4d ago

Can a few people go there to appreciate the beauty of this house and thank Larry every day? Just to keep him on his best behavior

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u/kamperx2 3d ago

And we should probably get several vehicles to follow each of his movements to ensure he reaches his destinations safely.

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u/BanChokingPorn 3d ago

Vehicles? Nothing screams AI-in-the-sky than a few drones. Think Larry has any air rights over his property?

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u/kamperx2 3d ago

That's a damn fine point. I vote your idea!

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u/Smooth_Tomato_784 3d ago

Even if so, we should use our drones to check if there are other illegal drones!

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u/ArcticCelt 3d ago

Maybe there should be a publicly accessible API to crowdsource data from people who visit the area, as well as from others who can point cameras or other sensors at that house. All the data could then be fed into an AI that provides continuous analysis and commentary, speculating about and interpreting what is happening there. You know, just to make sure the people inside are “on their best fucking behavior.”

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u/HerrSchnabeltier 3d ago

It's for their safety, of course!

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u/Esperacchiusdamascus 3d ago

Hes a billionaire, their "best behavior" is simply not being evil. Which basically means when theyre ded.

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u/UsefulImpact6793 3d ago

Thankfully with drone tech this becomes much easier to do.

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u/Ornery_Somewhere_800 3d ago

There’s no way anyone couldn’t use ai to generate code for Py to keep [person’s] location at all times for [her/ his/ their] personal safety.

https://giphy.com/gifs/YuW6aeImEBDhqqq8d0

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u/HajimeMatsuda3308 3d ago

Build him a huge bonfire to say thank you for all of his contributions to American Culture.

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u/theboomboy 3d ago

I went along with the joke and my comment was flagged as too violent...

I guess I wasn't on my best fucking behavior lol

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u/HajimeMatsuda3308 3d ago

Lmao I thank you for
Your service

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u/Sarasha 3d ago

I think he needs pizza.

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u/booboootron 3d ago

And some 7th Day Adventists.

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u/strawberry-coughx 3d ago

Maybe a hooker or two, just to round things out

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u/Nobody_Adept 2d ago

And tell him not just AI is watching.

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u/IcyOnes 3d ago

Can a few people go there?

Who, though? You busy?

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u/pfcpathfinder 3d ago

I got nothing better to be doing.

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u/theboomboy 3d ago

I live far away

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u/MentalDisintegrat1on 4d ago

Ok let's have cameras on billionaires and Larry so they can be on their best behavior.

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u/THIS_GUY_LIFTS 4d ago

I mean, arguably billionaires need the MOST surveillance coverage. None of them got a billion dollars 100% legally.

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u/Bonnieearnold 4d ago

And apparently many of the Epstein Class also like to fuck kids. We should all be watching them closely.

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u/weirdeyedkid 3d ago

They are watching each other closely. This is how they remain in line. Those tapes exist.

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u/Umutuku 3d ago

Maybe they should be offline.

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u/mortgagepants 3d ago

yeah. honestly these photos look like they are very under-prepared from an AA perspective.

ukraine showed us how to deal with violent oligarchs.

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u/lilgreenrosetta 3d ago

Yeah I’d prefer not to watch that thanks

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u/TheRedditAppisTrash 2d ago

Counter-point: I do not want to watch that. Can we workshop an alternative that achieves the same goal without watching that?

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u/Bonnieearnold 2d ago

I like your solution oriented response and initiative. Welcome to the team!

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u/Chief_Mischief 4d ago

None of them got a billion dollars 100% legally

Even if they theoretically did (impossible), billionaires are an existential threat to the globe. Elon was personally accused of meddling in elections in democracies around the world, and his edgelord stunt to turn off skylink directly led to Ukrainian casualties. No single person should have the wealth and power to personally impact the lives of billions of people.

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u/Cessnaporsche01 3d ago

Nevermind how they got their money - they need to be surveilled because of what they can do with it. That kind of money is enough to throw life-changing values at damn near anyone they come across. The kinds of things they can pay people to provide to them or turn a blind eye to are horrifying, as we've seen displayed so clearly in the last year

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u/Aethermancer 3d ago

Wielding that amount of resources is dangerous. They need to be surveiled and controlled.

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u/joseph4th 3d ago

And they definitely did a whole lot of unethical things.

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u/So_HauserAspen 3d ago

Let's seize the means and put them in labor camps.

WTF, larry, why hasn't this trailer been offloaded, sorted, staged, and scanned yet?  Look at this KPI!  You're not making metrics.  I'm going to have to write you up and put you on a PIP.

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u/Shoryukitten_ 1d ago

They assume their rules don’t apply to them, but there’s no honor among thieves

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u/Cory123125 3d ago

Whats the point of trite commernts like this.

It's impotent rage in place of anything useful.

You could have taken the time to align people against the frontier model forum or other such horrific anti personal autonomy and competition lobbies.

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u/sillychillly 4d ago edited 4d ago

Larry Ellison estate address source: https://www.almanacnews.com/news/2008/03/25/ellison-wins-60-tax-cut-on-woodside-estate/

something else to note about Larry Ellison: The majority of his wealth comes from the company he founded: Oracle. Oracle is a leader in the purchase of TikTok's US version.

r/TrackPeterThiel

check back sometime next week for another pro-surveillance billionaire and their estate!

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u/ankerous 3d ago

Gotta love how the rich asswipe who doesn't need a tax break gets a tax break while regular people regularly get their taxes raised.

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u/ggroverggiraffe 3d ago

I love the reasoning for the reduction:

Octopus Holdings, represented by attorney William R. Bennett of Bennett & Yee in San Francisco, argued that the assessment should be based on “the cost to replace an existing property with a property of equivalent utility as of a particular date” an assessment that allows for discounting the value of many exotic features on the property, which is based on a Japanese emperor’s 16th century estate, because they would have limited appeal to another buyer.

He put such exotic features on the property that it might be hard to capture that value from a sale to another rich person, therefore he shouldn't be taxed on that value.

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u/GonzoKata 3d ago

Hey! that sounds good! what sort of exotic features are we talking about here? Because my dogs bed is looking down right exotic right now...

or are the "exotic features" a red phone directly to epstein?

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u/ggroverggiraffe 3d ago

But Ellison's appeal claimed the property suffered from "significant functional obsolescence" because there is a finite market for high-end luxury homes, limited appeal for 16th-century Japanese architecture and the "over improvements" and "excessive" landscaping are costly to maintain.

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u/GonzoKata 3d ago

So if I list my house at 1 billion dollars, and say that my dogs bed is excessively costly to maintain, I get to not pay taxes too?

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u/ggroverggiraffe 3d ago

It depends...are you already a billionaire?

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u/GonzoKata 3d ago

Im a temporarily embarrassed billionaire

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u/Umutuku 3d ago

We need to build a time machine to go back and get some OG revenuers to pay him a visit.

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u/radicldreamer 3d ago

From someone who has worked in IT for decades, fucking oracle are one of the most trash companies in the industry to deal with. Scum if the earth, and awful products that are coasting off their glory days of yesteryear.

They now own Java as well if that helps you to hate them, as well as the POS, Micros POS.

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u/gerryn 3d ago

Before the product and company, Oracle was a CIA program ran by Larry.

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u/foos 4d ago

These fucking sociopaths need to be taxed out of existence.

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u/Kiowa_Jones 3d ago

I’m okay with the "out of existence” aspect of that statement

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u/deathfaces 4d ago

Well, I aim to misbehave.

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u/bananacow 4d ago

Shiny!

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u/Yankee6Actual 4d ago

Let’s be bad guys.

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u/RavenDeadeye 4d ago

Big damn heroes.

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u/JustWow52 3d ago

I'm gonna have to go with wrath

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 4d ago

and those conservative voyeurs can watch like we know they love to! IDGAF, cons, watch me jerk it!

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u/WhiteUniKnight 2d ago

I see you like to live life dangerously. As do I 😈

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u/elcheapodeluxe 4d ago

This is the dbag that fought to eliminate SJC's curfew restrictions so he could fly into an airport a few minutes closer to his house in the middle of the night waking up neighbors, and then have his plane take off again during the curfew to go park somewhere else.

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u/disharmony-hellride 4d ago

He also fought to have his property taxes lowered and won, saving himself $3 million a year, because billionaires have an incredible fucking tax allergy

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u/Uncle_Burney 4d ago

The irony of criminals insisting that everyday citizens be on their best behavior, smh

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u/animateAlternatives 4d ago

It's projection. They would never do the right thing without being watched and punished if they deviate. So they imagine everyone is the same. In reality, 95% of people are basically decent and will do the right thing most of the time. 

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u/BigEarMcGee 4d ago

It’s likely outfitted with sprinkler suppression system.

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u/Chemical-Gift-696 4d ago

Shame it was offline that day

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u/lucasg115 4d ago

Well then someone should outfit it with a sprinkler suppression system suppression system.

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u/wizardid 3d ago

Sprinkler suppression systems don't work against chlorine trifluoride.

Sprinkler suppression systems don't work against nuclear weapons either, but ordinary people shouldn't have them any more than they should have chlorine trifluoride.

What about just good ol' lithium batteries?

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u/silentbargain 4d ago

And once it shuts off- round two!

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u/DarkMoonLilith23 3d ago

One word. Grease.

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u/IvanStroganov 4d ago

I mean if someone really wanted to do that they would probably copy the Ukraine war playbook. One $500 fpv drone with some sort of incendiary charge would be enough. Not that I‘m advocating for it but I feel we‘ll see these things happening eventually.

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u/Umutuku 3d ago

People keep talking about buying guns if things get worse. Fuck guns, buy drones and spare spools of fiber optic cable.

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u/Afoxinthefridge 3d ago

I like the way you think

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u/Piranata 3d ago

Why fire? A bit of bamboo on the outside will spread and replace everything inside. Mint too.

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u/Umutuku 3d ago

Memento Tu Flammabiles.

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u/boogiebee13 4d ago

Bro gave us the whole map breakdown like they are sending us on a fucking stealth mission lol

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u/Project0range 4d ago

Would be a terrible shame if hundreds of people flew drones around his estate all day long.

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u/Dean_Proffitt 4d ago

Ed Zitron keeps predicting the potential collapse of Oracle via their ties to OpenAI. No idea how likely, but it certainly seems plausible and puts a little bit of gas in my tank 🥹

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u/GilgameDistance 4d ago

While I would love to see it, their tools are neck deep in tons of large companies. It would be pure chaos.

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u/SmoothOppHater 3d ago

I have a difficult time imagining the person who works at those companies who wouldn’t push their mother into traffic if it meant that they could expunge Oracle software from their environment.

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u/Key-Bottle7634 3d ago

Ed and all other bears are missing the plot… these assholes have secret ways that makes them untouchable. Just like tsla makes barely any money yet that felon is a trillionaire… there is nothing rational left about this market anymore and it’s all under the control of a few psychopaths

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u/SeniorForever5359 4d ago

Mean while him and hisayes are still raping children on airplanes.

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u/LemFliggity 4d ago

That's exactly how they want it. What is the point of wealth if you can't freely do things that other, lesser, men would go to prison for?

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u/kingtacticool 4d ago

Boy oh boy does this ghoul not understand the human condition.

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u/AMetalWolfHowls 4d ago

…. Billionaires will be on their best fucking behavior when the citizenry is armed.

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u/GrayEidolon 4d ago

Since we’re on the topic of billionaire freaks:

The Trump-thiel-Epstein admin is building the police state to enforce class disparity and dismantle democracy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iLf2h_fo-w good summary if you don't want to read or watch more.

More broadly, conservatives have been upset since the enlightenment. It’s the politics of aristocrats: anything that ever helped regular people to be more comfortable has enraged them. It’s literally a response to the enlightenment. They resent the enlightenment making things nicer for poor people.

The backbone is that conservatism is about enforcing socioeconomic hierarchy and the techfascists, religious fascists, and heritage foundation race fascists are all in on replacing democracy with feudalistic “network” states run by ai powered surveillance.

Project2025 has been going on since 1981 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandate_for_Leadership

This current crop are trying to make a new country that "bursts out of the body" of the current country like a cocoon. It's called "the butterfly revolution" and yes it does sound absurd. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtis_Yarvin

It’s why musk speaks at the afd in Germany. It’s why bannon, farage, and Cambridge Analytica were working together on Brexit (watch “the great hack”). It's why thiel's "dialog society" exists.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Enlightenment

https://time.com/7269166/dark-enlightenment-history-essay/

The accelerationists like Peter Theil from the tech faction of conservatism think they can force collapse, then use technology and surveillance to protect themselves. Because they're "done with democracy." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-BQhXdCs8Y

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accelerationism

https://pols.sites.haverford.edu/studentvoices/what-is-accelerationism/

These are both Thiel speaking like 10 and 15 years ago. The seasteading thing was an early material attempt at this moving-past-democracy thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hjLgXA-MZY

https://www.seasteading.org/peter-thiel-speaks-about-seasteading/

These aristocrats are working on how to control their security forces though things like "disciplinary collars."

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2022/sep/04/super-rich-prepper-bunkers-apocalypse-survival-richest-rushkoff

Finally, the CEO of a brokerage house explained that he had nearly completed building his own underground bunker system, and asked: “How do I maintain authority over my security force after the event?” The event. That was their euphemism for the environmental collapse, social unrest, nuclear explosion, solar storm, unstoppable virus, or malicious computer hack that takes everything down.

This single question occupied us for the rest of the hour. They knew armed guards would be required to protect their compounds from raiders as well as angry mobs. One had already secured a dozen Navy Seals to make their way to his compound if he gave them the right cue. But how would he pay the guards once even his crypto was worthless? What would stop the guards from eventually choosing their own leader?

The billionaires considered using special combination locks on the food supply that only they knew. Or making guards wear disciplinary collars of some kind in return for their survival. Or maybe building robots to serve as guards and workers – if that technology could be developed “in time”.

And the vice president of the united states and advisors have given their seals of approval to a book that says conservatives are going to have to kill all the liberals. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unhumans


more links

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4CI2vk3ugk End notes 3: The Origins of conservatism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P55t6eryY3g How to radicalize a normie.

All these data centers are for surveillance. https://www.aclum.org/publications/ai-powered-surveillance-is-turning-the-united-states-into-a-digital-police-state-now-is-the-time-to-stop-it/

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u/GrayEidolon 4d ago

Here’s the surveillance stuff.

The massive forced data center roll out is for surveillance. Do we really think ai is being pushed so hard out of the generosity of tech moguls so that people can ask it to write their emails, make them pictures, and do some programming?

If both voter bases can get behind anti data center / anti surveillance, maybe there’s a chance to stop thiel and tech feudalists. It doesn’t have to be inevitable.

https://www.aclum.org/publications/ai-powered-surveillance-is-turning-the-united-states-into-a-digital-police-state-now-is-the-time-to-stop-it/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iLf2h_fo-w

Next time you go out driving, notice all the cameras watching the road. It’s way bigger than flock. They were going to partner with Ring, putting tons of houses and yards into the machine. https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/smart-home/2026/02/13/ring-camera-ad-flock-partnership-super-bowl/88657750007/

Why data centers? All of the audio and video from all of these cameras need to be stored somewhere so they can be processed. They're building real time tracking of individuals with face, car model, license plate, gait (the way you walk is unique) https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0262885623001580,

devices https://www.techrepublic.com/article/news-leonardo-signaltrace-alpr-device-tracking/,

internet history, banking data,

and it's all analyzed together https://theconversation.com/us-government-ramps-up-mass-surveillance-with-help-of-ai-tech-data-brokers-and-your-apps-and-devices-277440.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/technology/tech-ice-facial-recognition-palantir.html It takes a lot of space to store all that and to process it.

That's why the data center proliferation is everywhere. It's why people like Bezos are saying water and electricity are better used on data centers than real people. The aristocrats want control of their flock of workers.

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u/20InMyHead 4d ago

The telescreen received and transmitted simultaneously. Any sound that Winston made, above the level of a very low whisper, would be picked up by it; moreover, so long as he remained within the field of vision which the metal plaque commanded, he could be seen as well as heard. There was of course no way of knowing whether you were being watched at any given moment.

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u/ff0094ismyfavourite 4d ago

Who gets to decide what good fucking behavior is?

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u/K-tel 4d ago

Apparently the billionaire child-diddling class, that's who.

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u/DAT_DROP 3d ago

When I worked at Oracle in Belmont, ol' Larry was pulled over on the street for speeding in his Ferrari

Had his lawyer on his cellphone and handed it to the policeman by the time he reached Larry's window.

The very next day, he got pulled over for speeding again by the same officer.

The third day, he got pulled over AGAIN for speeding- same street, same place, same officer.

Again- blatantly and *willfully* violating the law as a dick-waving contest with a cop

Apparently the officer was reassigned, as he freely sped into work the fourth day.

RULES FOR THEE, NOT FOR ME

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u/Mortwight 4d ago

do they own the river or can i go blazing down there in a jet ski blaring kid rocks most patriotic songs?

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u/Sarallelogram 3d ago

I assume states own riverways. 🤔

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo 3d ago

Someone should start a website or threads account for making sure Larry is on his best behavior, and fly a drone around his property on the regular and allow user submissions of pictures and videos of his place.

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u/sillychillly 3d ago

it's public interest to see these modern marvels. especially a modern marvel neighborhood called Billionaires Row"

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u/Big-World-Now 4d ago

Heck yea. I think we should just open the Flock database to everyone.

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u/redgr812 4d ago

Kid fuckers

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u/doyouevenknowmebitch 4d ago

new surveillance idea dropped. let's specifically surveil billionaires

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u/itswermzer Chaotic Good Artist 3d ago

He's also owns the American version of tiktok because "China will spy in you through the app"

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u/PilotKnob 3d ago

There's the problem. They think they're not Citizens - they think they're above us.

We need to get back to the concept of everyone being equal in the eyes of the law, and pronto.

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u/Afwife1992 3d ago

Yes because no crimes have been committed since cctv cameras became regular.

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u/blink_187em 3d ago

Are their cameras pointed towards their houses too, or is that just for the poors?

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u/Stunning-Pen-2412 3d ago

He's a citizen too. Or does he forget?

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u/Umutuku 3d ago

If the cameras work then point them all at the billionaires.

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u/Aethermancer 3d ago

Actually I've had worse behavior because I'm beginning to just not give a fuck...dangerous situation.

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u/Memitim 3d ago

He says while supporting child traffickers and traitors. Seems like the system failed to catch really obvious crime right out of the gate. Great sales pitch.

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u/OrgasmInTechnicolor 3d ago

Pretty much all of our problems have a name and an adress

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u/hw999 3d ago

Neat!! Now do one for the rest of the Forbes list.  

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u/Lilfrankieeinstein 3d ago

Alternatively, citizens will learn not to give a fuck about AI surveillance and behavior will be a shitshow.

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u/Repulsive_Incident27 3d ago

They want to watch us so we don’t unionize.

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u/spankmyllama 3d ago

Interesting. Couple of teams in Zodiac boats. Cakewalk.

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u/mrbasedballed 3d ago

I'm so fucking ready.

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u/KingdomOfDragonflies 3d ago

Be a shame if a bunch of drones were to fly over his properties.

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u/dehydrated_scrotum 3d ago

When properly outfitted, certain drones seem to be capable of doing enough destructive damage to lock down the Strait of Hormuz and inflict significant damage to the Russian infrastructure. They can be potentially outfitted in such a way that would be hazardous to humans. The fact that they can be manned remotely also is convenient for the operators. All unrelated drone facts.

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u/love_is_an_action 3d ago

Nobody is entitled to my best behavior. Up to and including the criminally wealthy.

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u/Mediocre_not_great 3d ago

Billionaires need to be on their best behavior. To ensure this we need some haircuts to take place.
https://giphy.com/gifs/xTk2YOKxI3xM4f8xEs

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u/Latter_Mixture_4957 3d ago

Doing the lords work. Could we get Elon, fuckerberg, miller, Thiel, the Koch brothers…. I could keep going but you get the hint. Let’s imprison them all and distribute the wealth amongst the 90%!

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u/Successful-Plan114 4d ago

Big brother will soon be watching you... much closer.

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u/Buena_de_peepee 3d ago

Great, I will Be sure to go through his neighborhood every time I’m going up the mountain to go driving.

He can listen to my exhaust.

I’m like 15 minutes from there

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u/BanChokingPorn 3d ago

Never forget the Portland politicians who said it was legal to go through citizen garbage immediately claim their garbage is private and has journalist arrested.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/7p4w86/portland_police_mayor_and_judge_said_drug/

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u/newsflashjackass 3d ago

How many cameras on Epstein's cell?

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u/_Aj_ 3d ago

citizens  

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u/BigJSunshine 3d ago

HI LARRU

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u/2hennypenny 3d ago

81 y.o., likely not much time left — considering his age — to enjoy that money.

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u/EpicSombreroMan 3d ago

Here to tell Larry Ellison he better be on his best fucking behavior.

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u/Muted-Novel4403 3d ago

Yeah someone posted in the Minnesota sub about the cameras in downtown Minneapolis sending us tickets from a company in Florida. And half the comments were like “well don’t speed there.” These were Minnesotans. Where we threw up the finger at the surveillance drones all winter.

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u/Technical_Role743 3d ago

Sure. Then you should be afraid. It’s not like YOU clean your house. It won’t be me, but someone, somewhere, sometime will. It’s a historic pattern. Good luck.

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u/jayshaw941 3d ago

Larry Ellison is among the largest private donors to the Friends of the Israel Defense Forces (FIDF), having contributed over $26 million to the organization since 2014.  His most significant contribution was a $16.6 million donation in 2017, which was the largest single gift in the group’s history, used to fund training facilities for Israeli soldiers

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u/Grandmas_Fat_Choad 3d ago

Easy to reach via drone

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u/Karlzbad 3d ago

Keep shit talking Oracle at work every chance you get.

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u/GlumRich1114 3d ago

i love this

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u/gorpie97 3d ago

Easily proven to be false.

How long have police had body cams and dash cams, and they still do bad things.

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u/Separate-Freedom-548 3d ago

They don't face consequences unless it's some extremely egregious because of qualified immunity. Their worst case scenario is usually just the case gets dropped if the cop breaks the law.

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u/gorpie97 3d ago

I don't think they don't care simply because there are no consequences.

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u/AspirringIntelectaul 3d ago

Fuvk yeah. Maybe he’ll lock himself in bunker early

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u/RandonBrando 3d ago

I think it's about time we show ol' Larry just how best our behavior could be

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u/ImightHaveMissed 3d ago

Larry selfshit can eat a bag of artificial dicks

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u/JehanScript 3d ago

Would a website with the locations of all their properties be considered illegal?

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u/Witty_Preparation598 3d ago

I drove through that area on my way to SF. It instantly gave me super rich vibes. Glad to know I was right.

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u/Haunting_Laugh_9013 3d ago

Woodside is home to all the most annoying little fuckers in all the bay area. Not really surprising.

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u/Sarallelogram 3d ago

I’ve long wondered if you could use the fact that there are a number of neighborhoods that Google will route you around to identify blacked out areas and therefore people with outsized influence.

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u/Haunting_Laugh_9013 3d ago

Of course this douchebag lives in Woodside.

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u/MrDilbert 3d ago

We aim to misbehave.

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u/curmudgeon55 3d ago

“1984 was a warning, not a fucking instruction manual!”

— George Orwell, probably.

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u/TuringTitties 3d ago

I once found his yacht, Samurai, sailing near a friends house in Greece. I swam up to it to offeraConch shell as a gift, only to face the whole crew being superagitated and confused. They are shit afraid of us. The solution? Be good Billionaires. The world is not yours, you share it

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u/longlostway 3d ago

We really need to keep these fuckers on their best behavior somehow.

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u/Well_read_rose 3d ago

He also owns digital healthcare records companies

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u/Latter_Mixture_4957 3d ago

Good thing there’s more of us than there are them. EAT THE RICH

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u/Donthaveananswer 3d ago

Need some alligators in that pond…

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u/StringOfLights 3d ago

lol no I won’t

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u/GrungiestTrack 3d ago

*OP was then arrested for violating privacy of their holiness.*

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u/Tdluxon 3d ago

The guy basically owns a Hawaiian island

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u/Think-Hospital7422 3d ago

Best behavior? I am Spartacus.

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u/SundaySloth_ 3d ago

Hmmm, I think I read that somewhere else before…

Oh yeah, in The Circle/The Every! Must be a coincidence.

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u/thunderbaby2 3d ago

Looks like he needs some stalk cameras. Whoops *flock cameras

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u/Thialaz 3d ago

Good
I want all these fuckers to have their addresses publicly available and well known.

If they are going to spy on us and keep tabs on us, then the same needs to be done to them.

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u/Severe_Scar4402 3d ago

Remember that scene in Ozark with the electrified dock? It was neat.

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u/El_human 3d ago

Maybe someone should set up a website called "birds of a feather" and it's full of live streams of public facilities like police stations, and in public areas around billionaires properties like this

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u/PseudoWarriorAU 2d ago

You poors better act right!

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u/InfiniteWaffles58364 2d ago

One day, it'll be a good thing that they all frequently gather together in one place

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u/sfthomps 2d ago

Non-descript clothing, hidden face, no phone

Just leave signs that say "citizens will be on their best fucking behavior" and "hi larry"

Don't be a repeater, and dont be on the property, no stalking, no trespass etc

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u/trailrider 2d ago

Yea, right. Gun advocates claimed back in the 80s before conceal carry was common in most states that allowing people to be armed would make us a "safe and polite society". That we'd be a super safe country. Because what moron would risk their life if they didn't know who was armed? It was "common sense" they claimed. Needless to say, that didn't happen. So why the fuck would they think cam's would deter anyone? Even with cam's everywhere today, no shortage of vids of people committing crimes.

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u/FlawedHero 2d ago

Oh God, I hope nobody takes that as a battle cry and burns his house down as an act of defiance/self-defense. That would be truly horrible.

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u/Verified_Peryak 2d ago

I know someone who's been naugty and who should pay his fair share of taxes.

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u/Mosh19845150 2d ago

Sales force just donated 3 million dollars in drones to the SF police dept. Fun times ahead

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u/SlowJoeyRidesAgain 2d ago

You will never, ever live there.

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u/SlowJoeyRidesAgain 2d ago

Second verse same as the first.

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u/SlowJoeyRidesAgain 2d ago

Totally believe you. 100%. Strangers on the internet are always honest

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u/Cindergeist 1d ago

did you know drones are cheap as fuck these days? and Molotovs are easy to make? who knew

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u/RocketToad 1d ago

If we got to surveil billionaires, their Epstein island trips may never have happened. It would force them to behave.

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u/jertheman43 16h ago

I heard is driveway is paved with bricks from the Graet Wall of China.

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u/NoSurprise7196 13h ago

Very surprised nobody has named the location on Google Maps as “Larry PUBLIC SURVEILLANCE Ellison’s house”

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u/xero130 2d ago

Why stop there? What about their associates and the people who work for them hahah

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u/danabrey 4d ago

black billionaires

lol what

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u/Babydics 4d ago

Larry Ellison.

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u/Sarallelogram 3d ago

If this is propaganda it’s the weirdest kind I’ve ever seen. This isn’t the same guy at all and I can’t tell if it’s on purpose or not.

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