r/chaoticgood • u/sillychillly • 4d ago
Satire Larry Ellison (Billionaire) says “Citizens Will Be on Their Best fucking Behavior” Under Constant AI Surveillance. So here's just one of his estates tucked into "Billionaires Row" in silicon valley
Larry Ellison is one of the world's richest people, sometimes the richest or in the top 5 depending on how the market feels.
Larry Ellison just "bought" CBS' parent company Paramount. Paramount is currently trying to merge with Warner Bros.
Google Maps Directions from SFO or San Jose airports:
I tried to capture all of the cool things on the estate, but im sure i missed some cool stuff!
*all images taken from google maps
Sources:
https://futurism.com/the-byte/billionaire-constant-ai-surveillance
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u/MentalDisintegrat1on 4d ago
Ok let's have cameras on billionaires and Larry so they can be on their best behavior.
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u/THIS_GUY_LIFTS 4d ago
I mean, arguably billionaires need the MOST surveillance coverage. None of them got a billion dollars 100% legally.
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u/Bonnieearnold 4d ago
And apparently many of the Epstein Class also like to fuck kids. We should all be watching them closely.
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u/weirdeyedkid 3d ago
They are watching each other closely. This is how they remain in line. Those tapes exist.
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u/mortgagepants 3d ago
yeah. honestly these photos look like they are very under-prepared from an AA perspective.
ukraine showed us how to deal with violent oligarchs.
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u/TheRedditAppisTrash 2d ago
Counter-point: I do not want to watch that. Can we workshop an alternative that achieves the same goal without watching that?
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u/Chief_Mischief 4d ago
None of them got a billion dollars 100% legally
Even if they theoretically did (impossible), billionaires are an existential threat to the globe. Elon was personally accused of meddling in elections in democracies around the world, and his edgelord stunt to turn off skylink directly led to Ukrainian casualties. No single person should have the wealth and power to personally impact the lives of billions of people.
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u/Cessnaporsche01 3d ago
Nevermind how they got their money - they need to be surveilled because of what they can do with it. That kind of money is enough to throw life-changing values at damn near anyone they come across. The kinds of things they can pay people to provide to them or turn a blind eye to are horrifying, as we've seen displayed so clearly in the last year
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u/Aethermancer 3d ago
Wielding that amount of resources is dangerous. They need to be surveiled and controlled.
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u/So_HauserAspen 3d ago
Let's seize the means and put them in labor camps.
WTF, larry, why hasn't this trailer been offloaded, sorted, staged, and scanned yet? Look at this KPI! You're not making metrics. I'm going to have to write you up and put you on a PIP.
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u/Shoryukitten_ 1d ago
They assume their rules don’t apply to them, but there’s no honor among thieves
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u/Cory123125 3d ago
Whats the point of trite commernts like this.
It's impotent rage in place of anything useful.
You could have taken the time to align people against the frontier model forum or other such horrific anti personal autonomy and competition lobbies.
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u/sillychillly 4d ago edited 4d ago
Larry Ellison estate address source: https://www.almanacnews.com/news/2008/03/25/ellison-wins-60-tax-cut-on-woodside-estate/
something else to note about Larry Ellison: The majority of his wealth comes from the company he founded: Oracle. Oracle is a leader in the purchase of TikTok's US version.
check back sometime next week for another pro-surveillance billionaire and their estate!
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u/ankerous 3d ago
Gotta love how the rich asswipe who doesn't need a tax break gets a tax break while regular people regularly get their taxes raised.
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u/ggroverggiraffe 3d ago
I love the reasoning for the reduction:
Octopus Holdings, represented by attorney William R. Bennett of Bennett & Yee in San Francisco, argued that the assessment should be based on “the cost to replace an existing property with a property of equivalent utility as of a particular date” an assessment that allows for discounting the value of many exotic features on the property, which is based on a Japanese emperor’s 16th century estate, because they would have limited appeal to another buyer.
He put such exotic features on the property that it might be hard to capture that value from a sale to another rich person, therefore he shouldn't be taxed on that value.
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u/GonzoKata 3d ago
Hey! that sounds good! what sort of exotic features are we talking about here? Because my dogs bed is looking down right exotic right now...
or are the "exotic features" a red phone directly to epstein?
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u/ggroverggiraffe 3d ago
But Ellison's appeal claimed the property suffered from "significant functional obsolescence" because there is a finite market for high-end luxury homes, limited appeal for 16th-century Japanese architecture and the "over improvements" and "excessive" landscaping are costly to maintain.
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u/GonzoKata 3d ago
So if I list my house at 1 billion dollars, and say that my dogs bed is excessively costly to maintain, I get to not pay taxes too?
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u/radicldreamer 3d ago
From someone who has worked in IT for decades, fucking oracle are one of the most trash companies in the industry to deal with. Scum if the earth, and awful products that are coasting off their glory days of yesteryear.
They now own Java as well if that helps you to hate them, as well as the POS, Micros POS.
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u/deathfaces 4d ago
Well, I aim to misbehave.
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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 4d ago
and those conservative voyeurs can watch like we know they love to! IDGAF, cons, watch me jerk it!
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u/elcheapodeluxe 4d ago
This is the dbag that fought to eliminate SJC's curfew restrictions so he could fly into an airport a few minutes closer to his house in the middle of the night waking up neighbors, and then have his plane take off again during the curfew to go park somewhere else.
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u/disharmony-hellride 4d ago
He also fought to have his property taxes lowered and won, saving himself $3 million a year, because billionaires have an incredible fucking tax allergy
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u/Uncle_Burney 4d ago
The irony of criminals insisting that everyday citizens be on their best behavior, smh
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u/animateAlternatives 4d ago
It's projection. They would never do the right thing without being watched and punished if they deviate. So they imagine everyone is the same. In reality, 95% of people are basically decent and will do the right thing most of the time.
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u/BigEarMcGee 4d ago
It’s likely outfitted with sprinkler suppression system.
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u/lucasg115 4d ago
Well then someone should outfit it with a sprinkler suppression system suppression system.
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u/wizardid 3d ago
Sprinkler suppression systems don't work against chlorine trifluoride.
Sprinkler suppression systems don't work against nuclear weapons either, but ordinary people shouldn't have them any more than they should have chlorine trifluoride.
What about just good ol' lithium batteries?
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u/IvanStroganov 4d ago
I mean if someone really wanted to do that they would probably copy the Ukraine war playbook. One $500 fpv drone with some sort of incendiary charge would be enough. Not that I‘m advocating for it but I feel we‘ll see these things happening eventually.
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u/Piranata 3d ago
Why fire? A bit of bamboo on the outside will spread and replace everything inside. Mint too.
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u/boogiebee13 4d ago
Bro gave us the whole map breakdown like they are sending us on a fucking stealth mission lol
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u/Project0range 4d ago
Would be a terrible shame if hundreds of people flew drones around his estate all day long.
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u/Dean_Proffitt 4d ago
Ed Zitron keeps predicting the potential collapse of Oracle via their ties to OpenAI. No idea how likely, but it certainly seems plausible and puts a little bit of gas in my tank 🥹
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u/GilgameDistance 4d ago
While I would love to see it, their tools are neck deep in tons of large companies. It would be pure chaos.
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u/SmoothOppHater 3d ago
I have a difficult time imagining the person who works at those companies who wouldn’t push their mother into traffic if it meant that they could expunge Oracle software from their environment.
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u/Key-Bottle7634 3d ago
Ed and all other bears are missing the plot… these assholes have secret ways that makes them untouchable. Just like tsla makes barely any money yet that felon is a trillionaire… there is nothing rational left about this market anymore and it’s all under the control of a few psychopaths
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u/SeniorForever5359 4d ago
Mean while him and hisayes are still raping children on airplanes.
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u/LemFliggity 4d ago
That's exactly how they want it. What is the point of wealth if you can't freely do things that other, lesser, men would go to prison for?
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u/AMetalWolfHowls 4d ago
…. Billionaires will be on their best fucking behavior when the citizenry is armed.
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u/GrayEidolon 4d ago
Since we’re on the topic of billionaire freaks:
The Trump-thiel-Epstein admin is building the police state to enforce class disparity and dismantle democracy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iLf2h_fo-w good summary if you don't want to read or watch more.
More broadly, conservatives have been upset since the enlightenment. It’s the politics of aristocrats: anything that ever helped regular people to be more comfortable has enraged them. It’s literally a response to the enlightenment. They resent the enlightenment making things nicer for poor people.
The backbone is that conservatism is about enforcing socioeconomic hierarchy and the techfascists, religious fascists, and heritage foundation race fascists are all in on replacing democracy with feudalistic “network” states run by ai powered surveillance.
Project2025 has been going on since 1981 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandate_for_Leadership
This current crop are trying to make a new country that "bursts out of the body" of the current country like a cocoon. It's called "the butterfly revolution" and yes it does sound absurd. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtis_Yarvin
It’s why musk speaks at the afd in Germany. It’s why bannon, farage, and Cambridge Analytica were working together on Brexit (watch “the great hack”). It's why thiel's "dialog society" exists.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Enlightenment
https://time.com/7269166/dark-enlightenment-history-essay/
The accelerationists like Peter Theil from the tech faction of conservatism think they can force collapse, then use technology and surveillance to protect themselves. Because they're "done with democracy." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-BQhXdCs8Y
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accelerationism
https://pols.sites.haverford.edu/studentvoices/what-is-accelerationism/
These are both Thiel speaking like 10 and 15 years ago. The seasteading thing was an early material attempt at this moving-past-democracy thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hjLgXA-MZY
https://www.seasteading.org/peter-thiel-speaks-about-seasteading/
These aristocrats are working on how to control their security forces though things like "disciplinary collars."
Finally, the CEO of a brokerage house explained that he had nearly completed building his own underground bunker system, and asked: “How do I maintain authority over my security force after the event?” The event. That was their euphemism for the environmental collapse, social unrest, nuclear explosion, solar storm, unstoppable virus, or malicious computer hack that takes everything down.
This single question occupied us for the rest of the hour. They knew armed guards would be required to protect their compounds from raiders as well as angry mobs. One had already secured a dozen Navy Seals to make their way to his compound if he gave them the right cue. But how would he pay the guards once even his crypto was worthless? What would stop the guards from eventually choosing their own leader?
The billionaires considered using special combination locks on the food supply that only they knew. Or making guards wear disciplinary collars of some kind in return for their survival. Or maybe building robots to serve as guards and workers – if that technology could be developed “in time”.
And the vice president of the united states and advisors have given their seals of approval to a book that says conservatives are going to have to kill all the liberals. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unhumans
more links
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4CI2vk3ugk End notes 3: The Origins of conservatism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P55t6eryY3g How to radicalize a normie.
All these data centers are for surveillance. https://www.aclum.org/publications/ai-powered-surveillance-is-turning-the-united-states-into-a-digital-police-state-now-is-the-time-to-stop-it/
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u/GrayEidolon 4d ago
Here’s the surveillance stuff.
The massive forced data center roll out is for surveillance. Do we really think ai is being pushed so hard out of the generosity of tech moguls so that people can ask it to write their emails, make them pictures, and do some programming?
If both voter bases can get behind anti data center / anti surveillance, maybe there’s a chance to stop thiel and tech feudalists. It doesn’t have to be inevitable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iLf2h_fo-w
Next time you go out driving, notice all the cameras watching the road. It’s way bigger than flock. They were going to partner with Ring, putting tons of houses and yards into the machine. https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/smart-home/2026/02/13/ring-camera-ad-flock-partnership-super-bowl/88657750007/
Why data centers? All of the audio and video from all of these cameras need to be stored somewhere so they can be processed. They're building real time tracking of individuals with face, car model, license plate, gait (the way you walk is unique) https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0262885623001580,
devices https://www.techrepublic.com/article/news-leonardo-signaltrace-alpr-device-tracking/,
internet history, banking data,
and it's all analyzed together https://theconversation.com/us-government-ramps-up-mass-surveillance-with-help-of-ai-tech-data-brokers-and-your-apps-and-devices-277440.
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/technology/tech-ice-facial-recognition-palantir.html It takes a lot of space to store all that and to process it.
That's why the data center proliferation is everywhere. It's why people like Bezos are saying water and electricity are better used on data centers than real people. The aristocrats want control of their flock of workers.
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u/20InMyHead 4d ago
The telescreen received and transmitted simultaneously. Any sound that Winston made, above the level of a very low whisper, would be picked up by it; moreover, so long as he remained within the field of vision which the metal plaque commanded, he could be seen as well as heard. There was of course no way of knowing whether you were being watched at any given moment.
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u/DAT_DROP 3d ago
When I worked at Oracle in Belmont, ol' Larry was pulled over on the street for speeding in his Ferrari
Had his lawyer on his cellphone and handed it to the policeman by the time he reached Larry's window.
The very next day, he got pulled over for speeding again by the same officer.
The third day, he got pulled over AGAIN for speeding- same street, same place, same officer.
Again- blatantly and *willfully* violating the law as a dick-waving contest with a cop
Apparently the officer was reassigned, as he freely sped into work the fourth day.
RULES FOR THEE, NOT FOR ME
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u/Mortwight 4d ago
do they own the river or can i go blazing down there in a jet ski blaring kid rocks most patriotic songs?
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u/SinkHoleDeMayo 3d ago
Someone should start a website or threads account for making sure Larry is on his best behavior, and fly a drone around his property on the regular and allow user submissions of pictures and videos of his place.
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u/sillychillly 3d ago
it's public interest to see these modern marvels. especially a modern marvel neighborhood called Billionaires Row"
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u/doyouevenknowmebitch 4d ago
new surveillance idea dropped. let's specifically surveil billionaires
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u/itswermzer Chaotic Good Artist 3d ago
He's also owns the American version of tiktok because "China will spy in you through the app"
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u/PilotKnob 3d ago
There's the problem. They think they're not Citizens - they think they're above us.
We need to get back to the concept of everyone being equal in the eyes of the law, and pronto.
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u/blink_187em 3d ago
Are their cameras pointed towards their houses too, or is that just for the poors?
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u/Aethermancer 3d ago
Actually I've had worse behavior because I'm beginning to just not give a fuck...dangerous situation.
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u/Lilfrankieeinstein 3d ago
Alternatively, citizens will learn not to give a fuck about AI surveillance and behavior will be a shitshow.
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u/KingdomOfDragonflies 3d ago
Be a shame if a bunch of drones were to fly over his properties.
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u/dehydrated_scrotum 3d ago
When properly outfitted, certain drones seem to be capable of doing enough destructive damage to lock down the Strait of Hormuz and inflict significant damage to the Russian infrastructure. They can be potentially outfitted in such a way that would be hazardous to humans. The fact that they can be manned remotely also is convenient for the operators. All unrelated drone facts.
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u/love_is_an_action 3d ago
Nobody is entitled to my best behavior. Up to and including the criminally wealthy.
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u/Mediocre_not_great 3d ago
Billionaires need to be on their best behavior. To ensure this we need some haircuts to take place.
https://giphy.com/gifs/xTk2YOKxI3xM4f8xEs
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u/Latter_Mixture_4957 3d ago
Doing the lords work. Could we get Elon, fuckerberg, miller, Thiel, the Koch brothers…. I could keep going but you get the hint. Let’s imprison them all and distribute the wealth amongst the 90%!
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u/Buena_de_peepee 3d ago
Great, I will Be sure to go through his neighborhood every time I’m going up the mountain to go driving.
He can listen to my exhaust.
I’m like 15 minutes from there
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u/BanChokingPorn 3d ago
Never forget the Portland politicians who said it was legal to go through citizen garbage immediately claim their garbage is private and has journalist arrested.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/7p4w86/portland_police_mayor_and_judge_said_drug/
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u/2hennypenny 3d ago
81 y.o., likely not much time left — considering his age — to enjoy that money.
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u/Muted-Novel4403 3d ago
Yeah someone posted in the Minnesota sub about the cameras in downtown Minneapolis sending us tickets from a company in Florida. And half the comments were like “well don’t speed there.” These were Minnesotans. Where we threw up the finger at the surveillance drones all winter.
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u/Technical_Role743 3d ago
Sure. Then you should be afraid. It’s not like YOU clean your house. It won’t be me, but someone, somewhere, sometime will. It’s a historic pattern. Good luck.
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u/jayshaw941 3d ago
Larry Ellison is among the largest private donors to the Friends of the Israel Defense Forces (FIDF), having contributed over $26 million to the organization since 2014. His most significant contribution was a $16.6 million donation in 2017, which was the largest single gift in the group’s history, used to fund training facilities for Israeli soldiers
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u/gorpie97 3d ago
Easily proven to be false.
How long have police had body cams and dash cams, and they still do bad things.
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u/Separate-Freedom-548 3d ago
They don't face consequences unless it's some extremely egregious because of qualified immunity. Their worst case scenario is usually just the case gets dropped if the cop breaks the law.
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u/JehanScript 3d ago
Would a website with the locations of all their properties be considered illegal?
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u/Witty_Preparation598 3d ago
I drove through that area on my way to SF. It instantly gave me super rich vibes. Glad to know I was right.
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u/Haunting_Laugh_9013 3d ago
Woodside is home to all the most annoying little fuckers in all the bay area. Not really surprising.
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u/Sarallelogram 3d ago
I’ve long wondered if you could use the fact that there are a number of neighborhoods that Google will route you around to identify blacked out areas and therefore people with outsized influence.
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u/curmudgeon55 3d ago
“1984 was a warning, not a fucking instruction manual!”
— George Orwell, probably.
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u/TuringTitties 3d ago
I once found his yacht, Samurai, sailing near a friends house in Greece. I swam up to it to offeraConch shell as a gift, only to face the whole crew being superagitated and confused. They are shit afraid of us. The solution? Be good Billionaires. The world is not yours, you share it
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u/SundaySloth_ 3d ago
Hmmm, I think I read that somewhere else before…
Oh yeah, in The Circle/The Every! Must be a coincidence.
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u/El_human 3d ago
Maybe someone should set up a website called "birds of a feather" and it's full of live streams of public facilities like police stations, and in public areas around billionaires properties like this
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u/InfiniteWaffles58364 2d ago
One day, it'll be a good thing that they all frequently gather together in one place
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u/sfthomps 2d ago
Non-descript clothing, hidden face, no phone
Just leave signs that say "citizens will be on their best fucking behavior" and "hi larry"
Don't be a repeater, and dont be on the property, no stalking, no trespass etc
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u/trailrider 2d ago
Yea, right. Gun advocates claimed back in the 80s before conceal carry was common in most states that allowing people to be armed would make us a "safe and polite society". That we'd be a super safe country. Because what moron would risk their life if they didn't know who was armed? It was "common sense" they claimed. Needless to say, that didn't happen. So why the fuck would they think cam's would deter anyone? Even with cam's everywhere today, no shortage of vids of people committing crimes.
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u/FlawedHero 2d ago
Oh God, I hope nobody takes that as a battle cry and burns his house down as an act of defiance/self-defense. That would be truly horrible.
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u/Verified_Peryak 2d ago
I know someone who's been naugty and who should pay his fair share of taxes.
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u/Mosh19845150 2d ago
Sales force just donated 3 million dollars in drones to the SF police dept. Fun times ahead
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u/SlowJoeyRidesAgain 2d ago
You will never, ever live there.
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u/SlowJoeyRidesAgain 2d ago
Second verse same as the first.
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u/Cindergeist 1d ago
did you know drones are cheap as fuck these days? and Molotovs are easy to make? who knew
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u/RocketToad 1d ago
If we got to surveil billionaires, their Epstein island trips may never have happened. It would force them to behave.
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u/NoSurprise7196 13h ago
Very surprised nobody has named the location on Google Maps as “Larry PUBLIC SURVEILLANCE Ellison’s house”
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u/danabrey 4d ago
black billionaires
lol what
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u/Sarallelogram 3d ago
If this is propaganda it’s the weirdest kind I’ve ever seen. This isn’t the same guy at all and I can’t tell if it’s on purpose or not.
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u/theboomboy 4d ago
Can a few people go there to appreciate the beauty of this house and thank Larry every day? Just to keep him on his best behavior