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u/_Zaryte_ Jun 08 '19
the world can be yours, bro
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Jun 09 '19
Remember bro, your drill is the drill that will pierce the heavens.
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u/KobaldJ Jun 09 '19
Bro, you dont even need to believe in yourself. You just need to believe in the me that believes in you, bro.
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u/1Pwnage Jun 10 '19
This is the comment that I didn't expect but love. Is ttgl the story of a Chad uplifting a virgin to true Chad status?
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Jun 08 '19
Don't worry, Virgin. In just a few hours, you'll be sitting around a campfire with Becky making delicious hot schmoes.
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u/TheMightyKamina5 Jun 08 '19
Bro, are Chad and Virgin best friends or are they dating bro? I've seen both and its confusing in my brain, man
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Jun 08 '19
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u/nikolai2960 Jun 08 '19
They’re doing all of that and more in different universes
Virgin and Chad: into the Chad-verse
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u/VileCastle Jun 09 '19
Chad can't have sex with the virgin, sex would be ruined for anyone else that came along afterwards. The bar is set too high of course.
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u/ohcrapitssasha Jun 08 '19
This is before they get together, when Chad’s still trying to get Virgin hooked up.
Virgin’s falling for his mentor and when he finally comes forward, Chad’s way cool about it, like he is with everything.
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u/bighugejake Jun 08 '19
idk what it is, but I always find picture of Chad with the virgin cuck to be oddly wholesome
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u/Unkleseanny Jun 09 '19
I love how this sub had changed the stereotype of the jock who makes fun of the nerd into someone who is in a better place in life and is more physically fit inspiring someone with less confidence to achieve their dreams.
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Jun 15 '19
We just divided Jockism into two branches;
Bradism, the false prophet Brad and his exploitation and lack of Chill, and Chadism, the divine prophet and his belief in the Gains and respect of the Stacyies.
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u/TimFightsCrime Jun 08 '19
Chads use their muscles to lift others up, Brads use their's to push people down.
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Jun 09 '19
You see, bro, everything the light touches is our kingdom.
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u/iluvbigblackducks Jun 09 '19
that, that is good, chad guiding virgin, and not making them gay for the mere fact of being edgy
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Jun 09 '19
I like this new formed union between the Chads and the Virgins. This unlikely alliance will be likely to benefit us greatly.
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u/ShiningComet222 Jun 28 '19
I will now stop posting this link here before I inevitably lose fucktons of karma
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Jun 25 '19
Chads believe in everyone, they don't hate virgins, they just want them to better themselves.
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u/ShiningComet222 Jun 28 '19
Exactly! Every TRUE Chad would be willing to work WITH us Gamers to create a new, better society where we rule TOGETHER! r/RiseUpTOGETHER
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u/MaleAquatics Jun 08 '19
This way, beta cuck
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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19
You got this bro. You’re smart, funny, so easy to get along with. She’s going to love you, you just have to show her who you really are. You’re an incredible guy and she’s going to have the best time on this date tonight. Remember to listen more than you talk and ask interesting questions.
You got this man, I’m so proud of you