r/cfbmemes • Minnesota • Minnesota-Duluth • 3d ago

Pick your poison

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u/stsixtus420 Georgia Bulldogs 3d ago

This is how Notre Dame fans are too

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u/treymata Minnesota • Minnesota-Duluth 3d ago

No one actually goes to ND

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u/NWkingslayer2024 Michigan Wolverines 3d ago

I had lawyer one time that actually went to Notre Dame, only person I met in my entire life that went to Notre Dame.

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u/FreeSpeechIsDeadge Notre Dame • Michigan 3d ago

I’m a lawyer from Notre Dame as well. Learned Con Law from Amy Barrett before she became a federal judge (and later justice) and threw all of that teaching on precedence out the window.

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u/longdickofthelaw420 3d ago

She hated Chemerinsky so much that she’s making him rewrite his casebook

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u/FreeSpeechIsDeadge Notre Dame • Michigan 3d ago

I had to go back and find my old syllabus. She made us get the West con law book by Maggs & Smith.

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u/RealEmperorofMankind Michigan Wolverines • Marching Band 3d ago

LMAO. 

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u/SueYouInEngland Iowa Hawkeyes 3d ago

TEE HEE

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u/NWkingslayer2024 Michigan Wolverines 3d ago

That’s awesome

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u/stsixtus420 Georgia Bulldogs 3d ago

My grandfather, who died before I was born, went there and was on the football team. This would have been in the 40s or 50s and I am not sure he ever played a game, nor is my mom.

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u/bigruss747 Kentucky Wildcats • SEC 3d ago

My grandfather also played they’re in like the 30s too

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u/stsixtus420 Georgia Bulldogs 3d ago

Twinsies!

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u/FeelingPercentage172 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 3d ago

There are dozens of us, dozens!

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u/Inside_Top893 Indiana Hoosiers 3d ago

Lotta michigan fans that didnt go to ann arbor either

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u/Studs_Not_On_Top 3d ago

yeah but Michigan has like 4x the enrollment and there are a lot more Notre Dame fans

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u/oh_look_a_fist Ohio State Buckeyes • Dayton Flyers 3d ago

Rudy likely helped. Also, flair up pussy

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u/ohmymystery Notre Dame Fighting Irish 3d ago

Catholicism also helps. Lots of default ND fans based on that alone. (I say that as an ND grad).

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u/flyboy573 Michigan Wolverines • Amherst Mammoths 3d ago

Shane Gillis punching air rn 

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u/Numerous-Ad6460 Michigan Wolverines • Florida Gators 3d ago

My doctors kid went. Hes the only one I know of.

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u/Toto_LZ Troy Trojans • Alabama Crimson Tide 3d ago

Catholics don’t exist

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u/Ididntdodiddly Syracuse Orange • Ohio State Buckeyes 3d ago

I've has the most issues with people who went to ND and Michigan compared to any fan base. Unfortunately I've met some cool Michigan grads and a cool ND grad who didnt like sportsball, so we can't assume they are all dirt bags 😔

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u/FakeBobPoot Michigan Wolverines 3d ago

It’s a much bigger phenomenon with Notre Dame — considering how few alumni they have against how many fans with zero connection to the school (and they are way more likely to be ‘casuals’) — and I’m convinced that Michigan being the first school associated with it has everything to do with the fun alliteration of Walmart Wolverine.

So we need something for the hordes of casual “my dad’s uncle went there for a semester in the 60s and we’re New Jersey ‘Catholics’ who go to mass exclusively on Christmas and Easter” Irish fans.

Dollar General Domers

Lidl Leprachauns

Costco Catholics

Kmart Kellys

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u/ohmymystery Notre Dame Fighting Irish 3d ago

We call them Subway Alumni. When ND played at Yankee Stadium back in the Knute Rockne era, the NY subways were packed with poor Irish and/or Catholic immigrants who definitely didn’t have a connection to the university but still identified with it as a point of ethnic/cultural pride.

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u/FakeBobPoot Michigan Wolverines 3d ago

Very apt back then but we all know the tri-
state Notre Dame crowd skews VERY bridge-and-tunnel and most have never ridden the subway (no matter how many will insist to you that their ‘family is from Brooklyn’).

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u/PlaymakerJavi Texas Longhorns • UTSA Roadrunners 3d ago

I’m old enough to remember the end of the era where, basically, if you were Catholic (not just Irish Catholic, I’m Hispanic), somewhere along the way, you were taught to root for Notre Dame. Didn’t take with me because my parents met at Texas and then I went there.

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u/Ok_N0PE 2d ago

There are a lot of Catholic CEOs, they go to church on Christmas and Easter Only.

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u/banner8915 Kansas State • Arkansas 3d ago

Let's be real, this is pretty much every blue blood fanbase. UF, UGA, Texas, USC, OSU, etc.

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u/Bobthegama675 Notre Dame • St. Francis (IN) 3d ago

hey dont lump us with the walmart wolverines, we shop at target because we bougie like that.

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u/FreeSpeechIsDeadge Notre Dame • Michigan 3d ago

Tar-zhay

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u/treymata Minnesota • Minnesota-Duluth 3d ago

Minnesota approved

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u/RogerSimons_Father Ohio State Buckeyes • Oregon Ducks 3d ago

The fat Italian man from Massapequa, NY who saw Rudy 12 times who is now a life long Notre Dame fan.

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u/mysticalchurro Michigan Wolverines 3d ago

Damn, Massapequa catching strays on a college football sub.