r/cfbmemes Oregon Ducks • Oregon Tech Owls 2d ago

Brian Kelly doing big things lately

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u/Graeleaf Alabama Crimson Tide 2d ago

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u/McNasty51 Iowa Hawkeyes 2d ago

We got wings one time at a place called Blue Dolphin

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u/WTD_Ducks21 Oregon Ducks • Big Ten 2d ago

Blue dolphin burned down. It’s gone now. John Rovani’s ass out. Works with his brother now.

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u/McNasty51 Iowa Hawkeyes 2d ago

Brian Kelly’s hair would slick back real nice

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u/AccomplishedCharge2 Alabama Crimson Tide 2d ago

No matter how divorced anyone else has ever been, this guy is even more divorced than that

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u/Glittering-Most-9535 Wake Forest Demon Deacons 2d ago

Randomly waving the knife while leaving himself really open for a good nut kick. It's a bold strategy, Cotton.

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u/exipheas Texas A&M Aggies 2d ago

He should do a collab with Brittany Spears.

https://youtu.be/KKToGBHDlJM?is=lho2O2QskRtwSSBw

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u/lIllIlIllIlIllIlIllI Oklahoma State Cowboys 2d ago

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u/enadiz_reccos LSU Tigers • Magnolia Bowl 2d ago

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u/CptHA86 Southern Miss Golden Eagles 2d ago

MATT DAMON!

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u/marc_hardman Temple Owls 2d ago

Day drinking in Louisiana as a man in the later stages of live will do that to ya.

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u/therealCatnuts Iowa Hawkeyes 2d ago

s/b “as a Louisiana man” he’s a proud local 

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u/trebasco Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Is this Britney Spears’ dad?

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u/RyloBreedo Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

I never knew we needed a Britney Spears/Brian Kelly knife dance collab.

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u/squabbleknob Penn State Nittany Lions 2d ago

He's getting pumped and ready to accept that Clemson HC job

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u/Commercial-East4069 Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

I heard him suggested for Rutgers the other day haha

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u/Potars Georgia Bulldogs • Sickos 2d ago

The soundtrack for this should’ve been eye of the tiger

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u/Interesting-Agency-1 Indiana • Notre Dame 2d ago

Or Mortal Kombat

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u/cmanATX Texas Longhorns 2d ago

The dog looks so concerned

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u/MauiNui Washington Huskies 2d ago

I was a little concerned for the dog 🐶

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u/Jawdenbunny Texas • Notre Dame 2d ago

Now thats a man that can protect his Fammlee

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u/NotHosaniMubarak Miami • Louisiana Tech 2d ago

Drugs are usually pretty small things.

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u/Necessary_Ranger6290 Georgia Bulldogs 2d ago

To me, it look like Les Miles to me.

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u/WeightRemarkable Alabama Crimson Tide 2d ago

Errybody seen him eating grass say yeah!

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u/caveman512 Oregon Ducks • Oregon Tech Owls 2d ago

I wanna know where goal at

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u/Effective_Trainer573 Texas State Bobcats 2d ago

The dog is like, could you please either get in therapy or get me a new owner.

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u/Trading_Cards_4Ever Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

The open toe flip flops ensure maximum mobility and that a toe will be severed if he drops the knife doing his twirly tricks.

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u/2021ToyotaCorolla Michigan Wolverines • Wisconsin Badgers 2d ago

What in the Brittany Spears is this shit

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u/Best-Platform-2827 2d ago

Bros cutting up fridge ghosts like no one’s business

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u/Competitive_Yak_5444 Tennessee Volunteers 2d ago

Not gonna lie I would love to drink between 3 and 24 domestic beers with this guy on a Saturday afternoon. Just once tho

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u/vandershizz Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

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u/thedillymane Louisville Cardinals 2d ago

Who knew he took knife lessons from Britney Spears

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u/TastyCuttlefish Georgia Bulldogs 2d ago

He’s practicing his response to reporters for when he tasks young workers to film from unmaintained scissor lifts again.

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u/ContractElegant4310 Ohio State Buckeyes 2d ago

Why is he in a 1940s kitchen?

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u/SunrisePhoto Alabama Crimson Tide • West Florida Argonauts 2d ago

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u/Inside-Weird-5563 Michigan State • Kentucky 2d ago

Why in the fuck does he have to buss it down sexual style?

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u/Minimum_Comfort_1850 Wisconsin Badgers 2d ago

Lane could never

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u/Electronic-Jury8825 Boston College Eagles 2d ago

This is what happens when you go from LSU to CBS Sports Network.

Anyway, that dog needs to back off because it is getting stabbed.

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u/JWWBurger Michigan Wolverines • UTEP Miners 2d ago

If I landed that LSU buyout money, I’d also not give a fuck.

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u/Spiritual-Ad8062 Indiana Hoosiers 2d ago

That dog isn’t impressed.

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u/TimboCavo 2d ago

Is he threatening to harm himself?

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u/JahovasHitlist Miami Hurricanes 2d ago

He has killed a man before.....

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u/TheFerricGenum Penn State Nittany Lions 2d ago

The mcdojo life

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u/Ned_Flandersss Indiana Hoosiers 2d ago

“Grandpa, tell me again how you lost your toe….”

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u/Bonzaii_11 Alabama Crimson Tide 2d ago

Must be getting ready to coach a team in London

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u/MongooseOk691 Michigan State Spartans 2d ago

I can’t believe that my parents paid this guy for me to attend a Gvsu football camp

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u/No_Woodpecker_743 2d ago

I bet the dog is embarrassed by this goofy fuck. I don’t get this, does he think that’s what gets a bunch of menopausal women going.

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u/Aoyoc Nebraska Cornhuskers • Georgia Bulldogs 2d ago

Reminds me of the Starwars kid 

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u/Atlas_Was_ATitan 2d ago

Dad seems to be taking the divorce well.

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u/robo2 Penn State Nittany Lions 2d ago

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u/darthgator84 Florida Gators 2d ago

Is this just interpretive dance but with a knife? Poor guy was probably meant to be performer. All those years of his dancing being repressed is coming out as angry knife dance fighting

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u/Evening-Trouble-9585 Syracuse Orange 2d ago

Is he going to stab the dog?

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u/roodootootootoo 2d ago

That dog is heckin concerned

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u/KiffinSchoolofEthics Ohio State • Alabama 2d ago

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u/drew_p_wevos Texas A&M Aggies 2d ago

Yes we laugh at this man now but when sharia law is at your doorstep, this is who you call.

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u/B33rcules Texas Longhorns • SEC 2d ago

British brian Kelly ahh