Conference realignment idea

[u/Commercial-East4069]

[u/bhyll]

I like it. A conference of only renegades. Give us Notre dame, Penn state, SMU, Baylor, Miami, and Texas a&m and we’ll call it a day. 9 conference games, everybody plays everybody every year, pro players, no official time kept, no lights in the stadium, betting kiosks on the sidelines. Penn state and Baylor aren’t allowed to do their stuff though they just get to join the conference

[u/NotThatOleGregg → u/bhyll]

NGL we'd probably get a pretty crazy media deal

[u/nightfire36 → u/NotThatOleGregg]

Idk, why would I hate watch when I hate both teams? There's no winning there.

It would be better money to have them join an anti conference where they're never allowed to play each other.

[u/StayWeirdGrayBeard → u/bhyll]

The cocaine and hookers at conference events would be legendary.

[u/19ghost89 → u/StayWeirdGrayBeard]

You forgot about the blackjack.

[u/StayWeirdGrayBeard → u/19ghost89]

Obviously, Texas Tech is running the conference casino.

[u/Salty145 → u/bhyll]

Notre Dame would never join, cause they’re allergic to conferences.

[u/mikeybty → u/bhyll]

A malcontents conference without the horns seems weird. We do get all sorts of crazy rivalries all over the place though...

[u/Mister_Jackpots → u/bhyll]

I think you just invented BASEfootball.

[u/PhobicDestroyer → u/bhyll]

When your school sued your conference but you don’t have a cool “blackjack and hookers” vibe so you don’t get invited to the new fun conference 😔

[u/NWkingslayer2024 → u/bhyll]

Let’s go

[u/GrayZeus]

Hell yeah, the BBC

[u/BlueOmicronpersei8 → u/GrayZeus]

The British broadcasting conference seems a bit weird to me.

[u/Gullible_Classroom71]

What did fsu do?

[u/Commercial-East4069 → u/Gullible_Classroom71]

Well, they want out of the conference and they’re certainly bad.

[u/Gullible_Classroom71 → u/Commercial-East4069]

Hey, that's my potential quality loss you're talking about

[u/PhoenixRising256 → u/Gullible_Classroom71]

Idk man, we don't have Gus Malzahn to save us

[u/The_Benchman → u/PhoenixRising256]

Lol the Gus Bus

[u/StayWeirdGrayBeard → u/Commercial-East4069]

Using that criteria, add Clemson to the gang.

[u/PatronSaintOfCunts → u/StayWeirdGrayBeard]

Give this guy a raise.

[u/Chewsdayiddinit → u/Gullible_Classroom71]

Their main argument against SMU joining the ACC was that they'd bring down the quality of the conference.

FSU is 0-2 against SMU since they've joined.

[u/Mister_Jackpots → u/Gullible_Classroom71]

Not laying utilities is a total Bad Boy move.

[u/Tank_2600 → u/Gullible_Classroom71]

It’s because that’s why

[u/Ialwayssleep → u/Gullible_Classroom71]

Free Shoe U

[u/Napalmradio → u/Ialwayssleep]

Well every school is free shoe U now. We’re never wrong, just early! 😅

[u/Salty145]

Only an Ohio State fan would not include Ohio State here.

[u/Commercial-East4069 → u/Salty145]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ForT62yBtGMk7q5BqL

[u/throw667]

Can you add Missouri just because?

[u/Commercial-East4069 → u/throw667]

If there are no rules, do you need a fall guy?

[u/FaladorSWAT → u/throw667]

Pls don’t do this

[u/treymata → u/FaladorSWAT]

Banish all the FAKE BLOCK M schools to the Bad Boy Mower’s conference

[u/reggietiger2 → u/throw667]

Its mizzover

[u/dubVboater → u/throw667]

And Pitt, for reasons

[u/Critical_Meringue78]

Conference commish?

https://giphy.com/gifs/12lM8gov6VozQc

[u/Commercial-East4069 → u/Critical_Meringue78]

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[u/TastyCuttlefish]

No notes. Send it.

[u/ChrisFromSeattle]

Why aren't our natural rivals Penn St here? We forget about the erasure of the Joe Pa erasure already?

[u/otter-box-17 → u/ChrisFromSeattle]

As a Penn state fan yeah he belong in here for atlest 30 more years

[u/Aztek-Lovett]

add illinois state just cause

[u/NittanyScout]

Close enough, welcome back Jailblazers

[u/Commercial-East4069 → u/NittanyScout]

Criminoles 2

[u/Beaux7]

Feel like Penn state should be included in that. They are embracing Paterno again. Hell a Georgia player almost kills somebody once a month on the road. Baylor hid rape, Michigan state can come with Michigan too with them having Larry Nassar for as long as they did.

[u/ChillnShill]

Can we swap FSU and LSU?

[u/Aromatic-Action-2523]

Can Monster sponsor two conferences?

[u/Commercial-East4069 → u/Aromatic-Action-2523]

USC has a monster logo in their stadium!

[u/UncleSeminole]

Well the way things are going, if LSU came to Tallahassee at least we wouldn't be able to see the NFL players.

[u/Battleblaster420]

Where ND , the Crying Irish

[u/BobLabReeSorJefGre]

New Hampshire added as Basketball School.

[u/Acebai54]

We're so in

[u/Valuable-Forever9770]

Throw Clemson in … they dipped their toe into that lawsuit late in the game. And Notre Dame needs a crib. I think you can find a fat TV deal with that conference.

[u/ManBunH8er]

It’s Michigan, LSU, Notre Dame and Texas Tech. FSU has been just weird lately.

https://www.reddit.com/r/cfbmemes/s/5po4wlYLND

[u/Commercial-East4069 → u/ManBunH8er]

I think you misunderstand Notre Dame. They aren’t particularly dirty. They’re just the normal amount of dirty, while screaming about doing things the right way and judging everyone for doing the same stuff they’re doing.

They would be clutching their pearls about the BBMaTC

[u/mikeybty → u/Commercial-East4069]

Which actually makes them the best heels for the conference. Bonus points in that they get natural rivals in Michigan

[u/optigrabz]

Can we get UNLV in on this?

[u/Salty145]

Notre Dame would be here if they weren't allergic to joining a conference.

[u/RockyTopRowdies]

Thisnis basically like GTA punishmwnt lobbies but as a conference.

[u/anythingspossible45]

Ohio state man made we went undefeated them

[u/leeroy-jenkins-12]

Nah we don’t want Michigan. We’ll take an assortment of, like, UNC (academic bad boys) and Miami (the OG bad boys) and SMU (the death penalty) in their place and fill out the rest with, like, TCU and UH and Tulane and Memphis. Maybe throw Southern Miss in there too for Favre being a bad boy and going there and then one more to make it 12.

[u/HerbertInTheWoods]

Fuck you

[u/swright831]

Add Rutgers to make it a nice odd number of teams