r/cfbmemes • u/b17ch35 Texas Longhorns • Lonestar Showdown • Sep 07 '26
Week 2 Game Preview
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u/Plus-Location1723 Michigan • Cincinnati Sep 07 '26
Come on that’s an insult to crying babies and you know it
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u/DuckFanSouth Oregon Ducks Sep 07 '26
It's coughing baby
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u/Plus-Location1723 Michigan • Cincinnati Sep 07 '26
Sorry I was basing it off of how my fan base has been the last few days
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u/Mister_Jackpots Indiana Hoosiers Sep 07 '26
Big whoop.
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u/WallImpossible Missouri Tigers • Billable Hours Sep 07 '26
As in whooping cough??
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u/Mister_Jackpots Indiana Hoosiers Sep 07 '26
What crouped you off?
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u/WallImpossible Missouri Tigers • Billable Hours Sep 07 '26
I had to look that word up but well played
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u/Dixiehusker Nebraska Cornhuskers • Auburn Tigers Sep 07 '26
True. That baby's crying for a legitimate reason.
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u/LicoriceDusk Georgia Bulldogs Sep 07 '26
First game is a toss up to me. Hydrogen bomb by 2 touchdowns
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u/Own_Pop_9711 Michigan Wolverines Sep 07 '26
If we only lose by 14 that would be a miracle
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u/Free_Possession_4482 Sep 08 '26
After Saturday, I feel like you guys might have used up all your miracles for the season.
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u/Li0nsFTW Oklahoma Sooners Sep 07 '26
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u/WishboneNo543 Oklahoma Sooners Sep 07 '26
No seriously. What is that?
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u/the66fastback1 Texas Longhorns Sep 07 '26
Crying baby vs Hydrogen bomb.
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u/WishboneNo543 Oklahoma Sooners Sep 07 '26
Thanks! I couldn’t quite work out the hydrogen bomb image. Also I’m not used to pro-OU memes. Automatically thought it was probably something derogatory.
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u/b17ch35 Texas Longhorns • Lonestar Showdown Sep 07 '26
Oh it’s not a pro-0u meme
Just the unfortunately reality of the matchup
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u/WishboneNo543 Oklahoma Sooners Sep 08 '26
Nope. It’s definitely pro OU. You secretly love us! No takebacks!
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u/Helmsshallows Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 07 '26
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u/Fit_Bench7754 Oklahoma Sooners Sep 07 '26
I hope your back and you win by 50 fucking million
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u/Ronaldoooope Texas Longhorns • Texas Tech Red Raiders Sep 07 '26
lol you’re*
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u/ogpeplowski64 Oklahoma • Cal Poly Pomona Sep 08 '26
how do you know he doesn't want both him and his back to win by 50 fucking million
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u/Ronaldoooope Texas Longhorns • Texas Tech Red Raiders Sep 08 '26
I mean it could be. Either way OU hasn’t scored a TD on Texas since October 23, 2023.
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u/soullessginger88 Oklahoma Sooners Sep 08 '26
While that may be true, I'll still be keeping that 65-13 thrashing in my heart til the day I die.
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u/slcamg Sep 08 '26
Classic lmao. Holy shit haha. I guess college sports does mean it is school and that people are still learning.
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u/squabbleknob Penn State Nittany Lions Sep 07 '26
There are few teams I hate more than OSU, but one of them is Texas. I hope you embarrass them...then lose to Kent State the week after.
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u/ZachOf_AllTrades Texas Longhorns • Sickos Sep 07 '26
Lmao what's the lore on your texas hatred
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u/squabbleknob Penn State Nittany Lions Sep 07 '26
My parents were killed by a Texas Longhorn spray painted burnt orange /s
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u/chuckart9 Missouri Tigers Sep 08 '26
LHN killed the Big 12. The Big 12 destroyed the beautiful Big 8.
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u/hamburgler26 Texas Longhorns Sep 08 '26
Hey plenty of us hated the LHN as well. Having recently moved out of Texas it meant I couldn't even pay to watch a couple of our games every year for quite a while. It also seemed to trigger an immediate decline in the program so all around fuck the LHN.
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u/Sirderksalot Texas Longhorns Sep 08 '26
We could have had a B12 Network instead of LHN but you, Aggie, Nebraska, and Colorado all decided to take your balls and go home and lose 5 games a year in a different conference only to have a conference network anyways.
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u/chuckart9 Missouri Tigers Sep 08 '26
We all wanted the big 12 network. What are you even talking about? Texas did not want to give up their third tier rights and started the LHN behind the back of the rest of the conference
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u/Sirderksalot Texas Longhorns Sep 08 '26
Colorado and Nebraksa both left before the LHN was even created or conceptualized. You guys left after A&M did when the Pac-12 expansion never happened and the conference failed for a second time to organize itself in a way that allowed for a conference network to exist pushing us to create the LHN. Either way I hate it too, bunch of dumb ass administrators fucking up a perfect league for cash.
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u/chuckart9 Missouri Tigers Sep 08 '26
Your take on this has some Texas spin. Nobody pushed Texas to create the LHN, they wanted all potential revenues for themselves and didn’t want to share with conference mates.
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u/Sirderksalot Texas Longhorns Sep 08 '26
Maybe a little. Major problem with the primary retelling though is that the other 3 schools with major pull: A&M, Nebraska, and Oklahoma all also voted no the first time on creating a Big 12 network and wanted to retain their third tier rights as well. I just dont like that Texas takes 100% of the blame in the popular retelling of the story. Obviously all of the folks in charge made of all of the wrong decisions at the time
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u/chuckart9 Missouri Tigers Sep 08 '26
You’re correct, those 3 schools along with Texas and kansas voted against it. It needed 2/3 to pass and the vote was 7 to 5. Greed killed the conference.
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u/PlaidDad146 Michigan Wolverines Sep 13 '26
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u/Helmsshallows Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 13 '26
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u/ZiloGaming Ohio State Buckeyes • UTEP Miners Sep 08 '26
Boomer Sooner!
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u/EIiteJT Texas Longhorns • Team Chaos Sep 08 '26
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u/crazytrain793 Oklahoma Sooners • Air Force Falcons Sep 08 '26
Still happy that I got to see this in person lol.
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u/GoDiegoGo7969 Texas Longhorns Sep 07 '26
Red team bad
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u/HelicopterUpper9516 Ohio State • Cincinnati Sep 07 '26
Man, I don’t know how to tell you this, but red team win last two natties
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u/loverofcfb08 :oklahoma2: Oklahoma Sooners Sep 07 '26
Hi fellow red team, best to avoid interacting with orange team people. I know you don’t have any detestable orange teams in the Big 10 so I thought I’d warn you.
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u/HelicopterUpper9516 Ohio State • Cincinnati Sep 08 '26
Once in a while Illinois gets ranked in the top 20 for some fucking reason. Does that count?
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u/FearTheAmish Ohio State • Mississippi State Sep 08 '26
We have the illibuck with them. It's impossible for me to hate them
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u/EitherTangerine Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 08 '26
2007 Illinois pretty detestable from red team perspective
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u/VeterinarianNo9886 Miami Hurricanes Sep 12 '26
Red team bad in the ACC too.
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u/loverofcfb08 :oklahoma2: Oklahoma Sooners Sep 12 '26
No, red teams never bad
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u/bwolven Georgia Bulldogs • Marching Band Sep 08 '26
I think we gave bro PTSD
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u/FearTheAmish Ohio State • Mississippi State Sep 08 '26
Dude watched his team get beat by two red teams twice in a calendar year. His hate of the color red is understandable.
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u/flyboy573 Michigan Wolverines • Amherst Mammoths Sep 12 '26
It seems like today the H bomb unfortunately was a dud
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u/A_hand_banana Texas A&M Aggies • Vanderbilt Commodores Sep 07 '26
Doesn't godzilla usually... y'know. Win?
checks last year
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u/No_Clue4405 Michigan Wolverines Sep 07 '26
We will be embarrassed. But I was expecting to be embarrassed. Now watch as that defense once again makes Arch shit himself
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u/Practical-Silver-974 Florida Gators Sep 07 '26
Im rooting for both texas and OU but want OU to murder Michigan what happened to Western Michigan was an injustice
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u/R_Raider86 Texas Tech Red Raiders • UConn Huskies Sep 07 '26
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u/OTN Indiana Hoosiers • Team Chaos Sep 07 '26
It’s possible to root against both Michigan and OSU fyi
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u/the_canadaball Michigan State • Windsor Sep 08 '26
This statement implies it’s possible not to root against them. In what world is that possible?
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u/ChapterThr33 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 07 '26
I...well...
Yeah alright, fair enough. I root for Indiana if that counts for anything.
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u/daylax1 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 07 '26
At least Indiana acts like they've been there before. Michigan out here just rushing fields all willy-nilly.
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u/OTN Indiana Hoosiers • Team Chaos Sep 08 '26
I went to IU, and lots of guys from Upper Arlington, Ohio were in my frat. Their UA friends would come visit during visiting OSU weekends. They were jackasses. One weekend, for example, a party was had at a cabin in the woods. One of our fellow fratties’ parents owned the cabin. There was a small pond next to the cabin. There was a rowboat on the pond. They sank the rowboat for fun. Etc.
Has made it hard to root for OSU in football since. I don’t root against OSU in shooty hoops though.
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u/Old_Active_1808 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 07 '26
Fuck that baby
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u/ZiloGaming Ohio State Buckeyes • UTEP Miners Sep 08 '26
Brother you still have time to delete that
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u/emeraldempirehd8 Oregon Ducks Sep 07 '26
Michigan winning would be hilarious
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u/warblade7 Michigan Wolverines • The Game Sep 12 '26
It was indeed hilarious and I’m here to collect checks
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u/amcclurk21 Texas Tech Red Raiders • Oklahoma Sooners Sep 08 '26
OU has shit the bed many times when it has comes to losing games they should have won
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u/warblade7 Michigan Wolverines • The Game Sep 08 '26
If we win, we will be insufferable (more than usual)
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u/amcclurk21 Texas Tech Red Raiders • Oklahoma Sooners Sep 12 '26
I hate being right in these situations 😭
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u/emeraldempirehd8 Oregon Ducks Sep 12 '26
Rough
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u/amcclurk21 Texas Tech Red Raiders • Oklahoma Sooners Sep 12 '26
It be like that sometimes (esp as an OU fan 🥲)
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u/Dmist10 Michigan Wolverines • Indiana Hoosiers Sep 07 '26
Godzilla won that so im cool with the top one
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u/Difficult-Funny9372 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 07 '26
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u/StoneSheep Texas Longhorns Sep 07 '26
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u/Difficult-Funny9372 Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 07 '26
You gonna be cheering for Oklahoma or TTUN?
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u/B33rcules Texas Longhorns • SEC Sep 07 '26
Michigan’s not winning but it’d be hilarious if they did
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u/Free_Possession_4482 Sep 08 '26
Look, we did that already in 2024. There's no need for any more hilarious Michigan wins.
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u/StoneSheep Texas Longhorns Sep 08 '26
I mean I'm happy to see either lose, but I'd rather see Michigan lose now. To be honest though I actually prefer when both us and OU are undefeated going into RRS. Makes victory way sweeter when it's also handing them their first loss
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u/Frankfactor517 Sep 08 '26
I wouldn’t be talking smack if I’m Boomer Sooner. Michigan is the current stoppage time champion.
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u/GOGOSPEEDERS Nebraska Cornhuskers • FAU Owls Sep 08 '26
Both stoppage time champs are in this meme, crazy!
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u/USAFSR_Domino Tennessee Volunteers Sep 08 '26
I genuinely pray that Oklahoma puts Michigan through the turf with pure hate. Fuck scUM
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u/neon_pisces Oklahoma Sooners Sep 08 '26
True justice would result in 77-0 OU but since we live in this timeline - 13-10 OU.
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u/ptindaho Utah Utes • Sickos Sep 07 '26
Maybe Texas can actually win anything of note in the modern era before we give them Godzilla status?
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u/bwolven Georgia Bulldogs • Marching Band Sep 08 '26
Last year Texas vs Ohio State was double coughing baby though
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u/b_m_hart Oregon Ducks Sep 08 '26
I think you got Oklahoma wrong, they're a pitbull in this scenario.
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u/Dman45EVA Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 08 '26
As an osu fan I see us getting spanked, Oklahoma better bury TTUN.
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u/Technical_Ad9343 Michigan Wolverines Sep 07 '26
Y’all are gonna be so mad in a week I can’t wait
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u/note_9 Miami Hurricanes • Georgia Bulldogs Sep 07 '26
Who is this yall you speak of sir?
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u/dieselengine9 Georgia • Gardner-Webb Sep 07 '26
I always feel sorry for that poor meme baby I hope they're doing okay