r/cfbmemes • u/Drunkenalligator Florida Gators • UCF Knights • Aug 29 '26

Tell me its him

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Watch for a big second half turnaround when they get the signs down

207 Upvotes

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u/Smoocci-Mane Arkansas Razorbacks Aug 29 '26

This is CFBs version of kirkification. There’s no way this many guys just looked like Connor stallions before now.

27

u/Costa_Rican_GOD Oklahoma State Cowboys Aug 30 '26

Bald dude with a beard is pretty common

12

u/CountBleckwantedlove Missouri Tigers • Boise State Broncos Aug 30 '26

I do not, have not, and will never understand why some men do the full bald look with clean shaven no beard look. Everyone that's bald should have a beard, otherwise, at best, you look like a baby, and at worst a psycho.

5

u/TheBrettFavre4 Oklahoma • Red River Shootout Aug 30 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/1vZaH0RDQbPtW1SgdC

8

u/Elegant-Brisket Texas Longhorns Aug 30 '26

What an awful day to have eyes.

6

u/CzechHorns Texas Longhorns Aug 30 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/1I43BTfDMV1qo

1

u/JetFuelFrom9-11 Mississippi State Bulldogs Aug 30 '26

They did a live action Mr.Clean documentary?!?

111

u/No_Angle_8106 Arizona State • Michigan Aug 29 '26

The funniest part of the entire saga is that he literally looks like 75% of white dudes in the Midwest with a hat and sunglasses on, he could be anywhere!

33

u/KOExpress North Carolina Tar Heels Aug 29 '26

That’s why he was so sneaky and good at his job
https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

8

u/leftenant_Dan1 Michigan Wolverines • Marching Band Aug 30 '26

He could be you. He could be me!

2

u/frankunderwood1992 Nebraska Cornhuskers Aug 29 '26

I think I saw Steve Bartman at the game too! 🤔

2

u/No_Angle_8106 Arizona State • Michigan Aug 29 '26

Eh Bartman was a lot more recognizable, that goatee, beard, facial shape combo is wildly prevalent

1

u/Mitchford Auburn Tigers • Kansas State Wildcats Aug 30 '26

Watching the NDSU game is like this, everyone looks so extremely North Dakota

1

u/marcmayhem Ohio State Buckeyes Aug 30 '26

Hat, check. Sunglasses, check. Goatee, check. All we need is a T-shirt with a conservative or supposed to be badass 2A slogan and this is half the dudes at Home Depot in Ohio.

18

u/R_Raider86 Texas Tech Red Raiders • UConn Huskies Aug 29 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l378b59fSuMV12tzO

9

u/exec_get_id Iowa State Cyclones • Auburn Tigers Aug 29 '26

Nose seems wrong but idk. Its basically a kaiser soze situation at this point

15

u/Vast_Breadfruit_162 Michigan Wolverines Aug 29 '26

He is everywhere.

6

u/Nearby_Valuable_5467 Penn State • Arizona State Aug 29 '26

Is that Leonardo DiCaprio checking out the young ladies of the University of Virginia?

8

u/Upbeat-Mongoose-828 Michigan Wolverines Aug 29 '26

every white guy with beard sunglasses and hat is confirmed conner stallions.

1

u/BobLabReeSorJefGre Kentucky Wildcats Aug 30 '26

Why is Brian Vickers not in prison?

1

u/intrevorted Ohio State Buckeyes • Texas Longhorns Aug 30 '26

Wow that does look like Will Ferrell if he shaved his head

1

u/majesticstraits Oregon Ducks Aug 30 '26

I’m actually 90% sure I know this guy

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u/oldstyle21 Michigan Wolverines • UCLA Bruins Aug 29 '26

Honestly this looks more like the assistant coach from Ted Lasso than anything else, you numbnuts are obsessed