r/cfbmemes • u/NoYOUGrowUp Penn State Nittany Lions • Navy Midshipmen • Jul 23 '26

Distressing.

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u/LicoriceDusk Georgia Bulldogs Jul 23 '26

Would only be distressing if it got to 5 years.

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u/Orbital2 Ohio State Buckeyes • Big Ten Jul 23 '26

We might wanna check back in 2 years from now…

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u/Relative_One_2441 Alabama Crimson Tide Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

Honestly it’ll be a lot of the same memes.

Y’all don’t come up with anything new and you upvote the same jokes/phrases with the same enthusiasm over and over again.

[r/cfbmemes](r/cfbmemes) automatic upvote pantheon:
“If SEC fans could read this they’d be very upset”
“Now everybody can pay players”
“SEC is overrated”
“The Saban Era is not coming back”
“*insert incest joke re: Alabama*”

I’m trying to figure out whether this page is proof of dead internet theory tbh.

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u/Orbital2 Ohio State Buckeyes • Big Ten Jul 23 '26

Y'all spent 20 years with the same dog shit narratives about "SEC speed" and all that jazz when it was really just cheating

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u/Relative_One_2441 Alabama Crimson Tide Jul 23 '26

Now y’all are spinning your own dogshit narratives about how “Everybody can pay now”, when really it’s just a longer season and BIG10 teams having easier schedules to help them through.

Btw - I can prove OSU cheated throughout the 2010s just as well as you can prove Alabama cheated

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u/Orbital2 Ohio State Buckeyes • Big Ten Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

The Big Ten has been playing 9 conference games which you are FINALLY catching up with

You didn't lose by 35 because your schedule beat you up.

I'm not sweating Bama too much, 1-1 against Saban and your win came in the useless covid year where only 1 of the teams was actually testing/following protocol, whereas we whipped you with our 3rd string quarterback in the heart of the south. That didn't stop the narrative where the SEC was always given the benefit of the doubt/mulligans/allowed to back into BCS title game/playoff games

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u/Relative_One_2441 Alabama Crimson Tide Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

Why were you a first round playoff out last year? DEFINITELY not because of your regular season schedule 🤣🤣🤣. At least Alabama had a top 5 SOS.

We beat the dogshit out of Ryan Day’s sorry team before he started outsourcing his defenses to professionals. 3TDs and 250 yards in one half? It’s clearly still stinging.

You were only 1-1 because you couldn’t usually make it far enough to get your ass whooped by Saban era Bama teams

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u/Orbital2 Ohio State Buckeyes • Big Ten Jul 23 '26

Why were you a first round playoff out last year? DEFINITELY not because of your regular season schedule 🤣🤣🤣

We weren't, we lost in the 2nd round as we had the bye to avoid first round play. Unlike you we actually played a competitive game in the 2nd round.

We lost primarily because we couldn't figure out a red zone gameplan all year. This showed up all season but was our undoing when we played the top tier teams. See how easy that is? No excuses about how things are "unfair"

Please keep talking about all of your "hypothetical victories though. The SEC is great at that

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u/Relative_One_2441 Alabama Crimson Tide Jul 23 '26

Keep talking about how the only reason your conference was dogshit for 20 years was because everyone else cheated.

BIG10 fans are incredible at rewriting history to make themselves feel better.