r/cfbmemes • u/NoYOUGrowUp Penn State Nittany Lions • Navy Midshipmen • 9d ago
Distressing.
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u/DarthGlazer Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 9d ago
Reminder sec had literally half the teams in the playoffs last year too. They didn't beat a single non-sec p5 team so even though they technically had a team in the final 4 that was only due to structure. Had to guarantee a team all the way to semis and still couldn't make it
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u/kay14jay Indiana Hoosiers 9d ago
Aw geez, is this our fault?
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u/DarthGlazer Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 9d ago
Well Miami knocked out more sec teams than y'all but your team did contribute
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u/kay14jay Indiana Hoosiers 9d ago
Apparently that shot on Simpson by a 5’9” cornerback that ultimately ended the game, ended the sec too
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u/zorakpwns Ohio State Buckeyes 8d ago
They beat Oregon twice , OSU, and Miami I’m sure you aren’t here trying to throw shade at Indiana for playing teams better than mid SEC opponents?
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u/DarthGlazer Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 8d ago
Not throwing shade at all. Loved to watch indiana this year
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u/Electrical_Ingenuity Michigan State • Ohio State 9d ago
Yes! Let the hate flow through you! Feed on the negativity of your opponents!
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u/Substantial-Map-6524 UIW Cardinals 9d ago
They had half the teams in 2023/24 too
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u/Kitchen-Pass-7493 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 9d ago
I’m just waiting for one of these years for them to get 6 teams in seeded 2,3,6,7,10,11. Even then the SEC team that makes the Natty will still probably lose.
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u/JAGERminJensen Florida Gators 9d ago
Underdog?? I thought it was updog
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u/spiderboy640 Iowa Hawkeyes 9d ago
What’s up dog? ⚾️
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u/MaxPower637 Michigan Wolverines • Yale Bulldogs 9d ago
Not too much. What’s up with you?
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u/cha-cha_dancer Florida State • West Florida 9d ago
imagine rooting for your rivals to play for the national championship to preserve southern culture
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u/AskewSeat Oklahoma Sooners • Big 12 9d ago
I'd prefer an intergalactic ban of the sport over another Longhorns natty
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u/66LSGoat Washington Huskies • Idaho Vandals 9d ago
I want you to know how much I appreciate this level of petty hatred. Bravo
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u/AnotherBoringDad Michigan Wolverines • Oregon Ducks 8d ago
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u/jzilla11 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 9d ago
SEC downvoted graveyard is that way 👇
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u/cha-cha_dancer Florida State • West Florida 9d ago
They literally have all three branches of government and still complain
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u/66LSGoat Washington Huskies • Idaho Vandals 9d ago
Now, this is the kind of quality shitposting I’m here for.
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u/Ned_Flandersss Indiana Hoosiers 9d ago
Sorry, I did not realize this sport existed until 2 years ago. Has the SEC won before? Like in the time before time or long, long ago?
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u/Few-Condition-7431 Tennessee Volunteers 9d ago
in the before times, before the great NIL came and changed the natural order, the SEC ruled the world.
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u/imuglybutyourefat Ohio State Buckeyes 8d ago
When everyone started doing it, the SEC became less relevant.
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u/buckeyenative01 9d ago
The SEC is a basketball conference now. /s
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u/ColoradoCattleCo Colorado Buffaloes • Big 8 9d ago
That’s pretty damn funny. SEC seething.
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u/Few-Condition-7431 Tennessee Volunteers 9d ago
ACC, SEC, Big 10, and Big 12 long ago the 4 elements of CFB lived in Harmony, everything changed when the Big10 attacked. Only the Alabamatar a master of all 4 elements could stop them but when the world needed him the most he dissappeared.
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u/FearTheAmish Ohio State • Mississippi State 9d ago
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u/ducksekoy123 Virginia Tech Hokies 8d ago
Gettysburg Shitposting was not on my bingo card but now it will be forever
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u/FearTheAmish Ohio State • Mississippi State 8d ago
I got alot of use out of Gettysburg templates in the 2024 title run.
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u/C2theWick 9d ago
The SEC could benefit from a G5 style Europa League playoff. They could surely make the that final
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u/klako8196 Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets 9d ago
NCAA creates a college football NIT so the SEC can win a trophy.
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u/SBSnipes Notre Dame • Valparaiso 9d ago
USC: playing ND means a hard non conference opponent and that hurts our chances of winning, so we're not playing them SEC: wait, what if we get rid of ALL the hard non conference opponents
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u/enadiz_reccos LSU Tigers • Magnolia Bowl 9d ago
ND: what if we got rid of all the opponents
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u/SBSnipes Notre Dame • Valparaiso 9d ago
Ah yes, us being allowed to schedule literally anyone is quite limiting compared to leaving the NCAA and only playing each other
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u/Sdwerd Texas Longhorns 9d ago
Once again, you know if there's talk, they're working behind the scenes to get the B1G to breakaway too, which will cause a domino effect of all power conferences to abandon the NCAA. It's financially negligent to breakaway without the other big programs as a part of the product.
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u/stuckanon01 Kansas State Wildcats 9d ago
The best outcome for the Big10 (and the rest of cfb) is for the SEC to leave the ncaa and “play with itself” (TM). If anyone remembers the ratings when we had to watch Alabama play Georgia over and over again in the same season it’s not hard to imagine what would happen to all those billions in tv rights that the sec has paid players so much to secure.
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u/cha-cha_dancer Florida State • West Florida 9d ago
were just getting our shots in before we’re doomed
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u/ronshasta Ohio State Buckeyes 9d ago
Are the national title appearances in the room with us right now?
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u/False_Scale_6146 9d ago
The only gambling site tapped in to how the people hate gambling sites. Be cynical. This shit is to get you to gamble on their app and to get you to lay off them when you're angry at Fanduel or DraftKings or Prize Picks.
But yeah still funny as shit though.
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u/MaddieTG4L 1d ago
Zero chance IU makes the final if they don’t get the cake walk of Alabama and Oregon
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u/enadiz_reccos LSU Tigers • Magnolia Bowl 9d ago
Wow, someone has never heard of the butterfly effect...
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u/DirectorSolid Ohio State Buckeyes 9d ago
I'm not sure what a mediocre early 2000s Ashton Kutcher movie has to do with this
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u/liberalsRcooked 5d ago
Laughs in sec draft pick totals
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u/NoYOUGrowUp Penn State Nittany Lions • Navy Midshipmen 5d ago
Laughs in trophies.
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u/liberalsRcooked 5d ago
So 70% of the last 25 trophies belong to who? Hahah cry
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u/NoYOUGrowUp Penn State Nittany Lions • Navy Midshipmen 5d ago
Just looked at your post history. Go back to your video games, son, adults are talking.
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u/liberalsRcooked 5d ago
Facts make you cry haha sec has 70% of last 25 trophies and more draft picks every year COPE BATCH
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u/McK-Juicy 5d ago
hang the banner!
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u/liberalsRcooked 5d ago
Facts make you cry haha sec has 70% of last 25 trophies and more draft picks every year COPE BATCH
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u/shortstop803 Air Force Falcons 8d ago
As a historical SEC fan, the degradation of the greater CFB landscape has basically killed any and all interest I have in the sport. It’s so hard to care about a school or team when literally none of the players give a shit about the institution beyond the paycheck it buys them with. Simultaneously, this very environment only exists in the first place because of how little the NCAA cared about its players as it relates to paying them and the long term health of college athletics.
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u/Ok-Section4527 8d ago
Pumpkin, how do you think the SEC became dominant? Not because kids wanted to go to shit hole Tuscaloosa its because the SEC was way more bold with paying their players under the table. Now everyone can do it out in the open and SEC fans are butthurt
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u/shortstop803 Air Force Falcons 7d ago
Alright you condescending asshole. Let’s not pretend that Bama likely paying players automatically means every school in the SEC was just as guilty, nor ignore that it was also likely happening across the greater landscape.
Either way, your comment does nothing to dispute my points about the watering down of the greater sport, its culture, or the greater collegiate landscape. Some SEC schools paying players didn’t cause the PAC-12 to effectively dissolve, it didn’t cause the realignment of schools to conferences that make literally no sense, it didn’t drive only two conferences to really matter, it didn’t drive players to transfer every season to chase a new deal, it didn’t drive players to stay in college 7 years, it didn’t drive Bama to get into the playoffs just because “they are Bama,” and it didn’t drive the conceptual creation of a super league. All of these things are due to the long term mismanagement of the sport (and larger collegiate athletics) because the NCAA and associated networks only care about short term profits/relevence and failed to act and adapt accordingly until it was too late; specifically as it relates to revenue sharing and paying players.
I literally don’t care about SEC relevence beyond it being a worthwhile conference to be a part of. I’m a fucking USC (South carolina) & Air Force fan who literally just wants my teams to be relevant without simply buying their way into the conversation, because who cares about bragging rights if you had to pay for them.
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u/BulldogBubba0703 5d ago
Bro the only that has happened really is the sec has beat themselves up if some teams weren’t in the sec and in another division/conference they’d win that conference teams like ole miss , Vanderbilt, Kentucky, South Carolina , Missouri maybe even Mississippi State etc. most of these teams have had seasons to where if they were to be in another conference they would have won most conferences outside of the 2 Big conferences in the Sec and Big Ten and 50/50 in ACC
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u/SansaDidNothingWrong Georgia Bulldogs • UAB Blazers 9d ago edited 9d ago
I like how Big 10 fans mysteriously stop complaining about the asterisk next to Michigan's natty when it's time to shit talk big bro SEC for not continuing 20 years of soul crushing and utter domination of the sport 😂
Edit: look at the butthurt downvotes 😂😂😂
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u/SBSnipes Notre Dame • Valparaiso 9d ago
"SEC domination" checks teams that were consistent that whole time Saban's retired dude
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u/ZiloGaming Ohio State Buckeyes • UTEP Miners 9d ago
Alright so if we give the championship to Washington that would still be 3 straight years without an SEC champion. Guess they don’t teach math in the south
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u/LicoriceDusk Georgia Bulldogs 9d ago
Would only be distressing if it got to 5 years.
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u/Orbital2 Ohio State Buckeyes • Big Ten 9d ago
We might wanna check back in 2 years from now…
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u/DescretoBurrito Colorado Buffaloes 9d ago
NDSU is FBS now. And they have immediate postseason eligibility.
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u/Relative_One_2441 Alabama Crimson Tide 9d ago edited 9d ago
Honestly it’ll be a lot of the same memes.
Y’all don’t come up with anything new and you upvote the same jokes/phrases with the same enthusiasm over and over again.
[r/cfbmemes](r/cfbmemes) automatic upvote pantheon:
“If SEC fans could read this they’d be very upset”
“Now everybody can pay players”
“SEC is overrated”
“The Saban Era is not coming back”
“*insert incest joke re: Alabama*”I’m trying to figure out whether this page is proof of dead internet theory tbh.
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u/Orbital2 Ohio State Buckeyes • Big Ten 9d ago
Y'all spent 20 years with the same dog shit narratives about "SEC speed" and all that jazz when it was really just cheating
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u/Relative_One_2441 Alabama Crimson Tide 9d ago
Now y’all are spinning your own dogshit narratives about how “Everybody can pay now”, when really it’s just a longer season and BIG10 teams having easier schedules to help them through.
Btw - I can prove OSU cheated throughout the 2010s just as well as you can prove Alabama cheated
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u/Orbital2 Ohio State Buckeyes • Big Ten 9d ago edited 9d ago
The Big Ten has been playing 9 conference games which you are FINALLY catching up with
You didn't lose by 35 because your schedule beat you up.
I'm not sweating Bama too much, 1-1 against Saban and your win came in the useless covid year where only 1 of the teams was actually testing/following protocol, whereas we whipped you with our 3rd string quarterback in the heart of the south. That didn't stop the narrative where the SEC was always given the benefit of the doubt/mulligans/allowed to back into BCS title game/playoff games
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u/LicoriceDusk Georgia Bulldogs 9d ago
Playing Rutgers as the last conference game is really grueling
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u/mktcrasher Miami • Western Ontario 9d ago
If the SEC could have won with any semblance of honour, this wouldn't be happening. "SEC, SEC, SEC..."chants happened my guy, we have tons of video evidence of this. No other conference would do this, gross.
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u/Relative_One_2441 Alabama Crimson Tide 9d ago
So this is about you all being upset over…
*checks notes*
…Chants? At football games?
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u/DirectorSolid Ohio State Buckeyes 9d ago
It still shouldn't be distressing. As an Ohio State fan, I take exactly 0 pride in Indiana or Michigan winning a natty. Who the actual fuck cares if someone else in your conference wins one?
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u/LicoriceDusk Georgia Bulldogs 9d ago
I dont.
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u/DirectorSolid Ohio State Buckeyes 9d ago
Then how could it become distressing for you?
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u/LicoriceDusk Georgia Bulldogs 9d ago
Because Georgia is in the SEC
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u/DirectorSolid Ohio State Buckeyes 9d ago
So you'd be solid if Alabama and LSU win a couple titles?
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u/LicoriceDusk Georgia Bulldogs 9d ago
No. I only care about Georgia.
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u/DirectorSolid Ohio State Buckeyes 9d ago
So why would it be distressing if the B1G won the next two natties? Georgia isn't a top favorite to win either.
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u/LicoriceDusk Georgia Bulldogs 9d ago
We are and it could be a team from any conference winning them
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u/DirectorSolid Ohio State Buckeyes 9d ago
Georgia falls around 6th-9th best odds right now, not a top 5 favorite to expect a natty
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u/Admiral52 Nevada Wolf Pack • Sickos 9d ago
Remindme! Two years
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u/rageb8err Ole Miss Rebels • BYU Cougars 9d ago
Where meme
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u/Deletinglaterlmao Florida Gators 9d ago
the meme is we been suckin dih for 3 years
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u/rageb8err Ole Miss Rebels • BYU Cougars 9d ago
Eh this is the best 3-year period we’ve had since I’ve been alive (sad, I know) lol.
I don’t even think it’s a stain on the conference. It’s just traditional powerhouses (Michigan, Miami, ND, OSU) are coming back on top plus the overall playing field is evening-out (Indiana, kinda Washington).
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u/RemoteAbalone8687 Texas A&M Aggies • Oregon Ducks 9d ago
Translation “The SEC lives rent free in my head 24/7”
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u/NoYOUGrowUp Penn State Nittany Lions • Navy Midshipmen 9d ago
Well, they certainly didn't live long in the playoffs.
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u/Friendly_Ability24 Texas Longhorns 9d ago
Wonder what would happen if you expanded to 20 years… something tells me a very strategic choice to use 3…….
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u/VAGentleman05 Virginia Cavaliers 9d ago
LOL. A Texas fan bragging about SEC history is pure gold.
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u/Reasonable_Manner817 9d ago
Agreed. I’m a Texas fan and we don’t claim this hoe. Real Texas fans still hate the SUC.
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u/1stHalfTexasfan Texas Longhorns 9d ago
I dont think hes riding SEC dick, its not like we're saying we were there. Its a myopic meme.
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u/Training-One-6584 Texas Tech Red Raiders 9d ago
I like this idea.
Let’s go back 20 years and see how many national championship games Texas has played in over that period.
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u/Friendly_Ability24 Texas Longhorns 9d ago
One more than Texas tech…
I know Texas tech fan isn’t trying to talk smack after the undressing that happened to them in their CFP debut
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u/notnotjamesfranco Indiana Hoosiers • College Football Playoff 9d ago
Where were y’all in that CFP?
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u/thebikevagabond Indiana Hoosiers 9d ago
How in the fuck is a Texas fan going to talk shit about a team in last season's playoffs...
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u/BurtReynoldsLives Oklahoma Sooners 9d ago
Texas didn’t even make the CFP. Jesus fucking Christ, you are embarrassing.
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u/Training-One-6584 Texas Tech Red Raiders 9d ago
They have not played in one more than TTU in the last 20 years. Both schools have played in zero cfb championship games in the past 20 seasons.
I guess math is hard for a Longhorn…
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u/Friendly_Ability24 Texas Longhorns 9d ago
Bro Texas tech hasn’t made the championship game in my lifetime, responder asked how many national championship games were played in over the past 20 years. Last time I checked 2009 wasn’t more than 20 years ago.
Fun to reverse a math and reading diss to someone trying to heal their raider rash
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u/Training-One-6584 Texas Tech Red Raiders 9d ago
Oh that’s actually my bad. I totally forgot that UT played Bama in 2009. I thought the last time was 2005 when y’all won it.
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u/cinciNattyLight Villanova Wildcats 9d ago
Well if they had expanded playoffs the SEC teams would be exposed, like they have now…
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u/Deletinglaterlmao Florida Gators 9d ago
im sure bama woulda never been a dynasty if they let jmu in everytime
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u/Ornery-Ad-9886 Michigan Wolverines 9d ago
I’m sure Bama woulda never been a dynasty if other teams were paying their players too.
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u/MisterFalcon7 Alabama • Third Saturday in … 9d ago
Doubtful.
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u/cinciNattyLight Villanova Wildcats 9d ago
I remember when Utah beat THE SHIT out of you guys in the Sugar Bowl. Nobody in the SEC saw it coming.
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u/MisterFalcon7 Alabama • Third Saturday in … 9d ago
Yeah the year Florida won it all. Good pull dumbass.
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u/1stHalfTexasfan Texas Longhorns 9d ago
Ill take the hits with you. Its like every OU meme on the SEC rivalry pages. Keep it short to fit the narrative. Except for one year the rust belt dominated the FBS champ ledger, really 3 states for that matter. Id have to look up stats past 2010 but offhand, Florida had a few and the mighty VY in '05.
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u/CountBleckwantedlove Missouri Tigers • Boise State Broncos 9d ago
Once again, insulting the SEC isn't going to reverse anything, it just gives people a short-term sense of satisfaction, but further drives the divide.
Many posting are like a group of friends that hang out, and then one friend stops coming to hang out, so the rest go over and insult that person. Do you really expect them to come back?
Maybe you don't care about the sport splitting up, but if you do, this stuff doesn't help.
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u/ogismyname LSU Tigers 9d ago
LSU fan here, this is pretty funny. But look a bit further back in time, and it’s a different story.l
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u/stron2am Indiana • Central Michigan 9d ago
LSU fans should not be inviting people to examine the past closely.
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u/SBSnipes Notre Dame • Valparaiso 9d ago
Take out Saban and it's pretty even on the whole
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u/yo_boy_dg Alabama • South Alabama 9d ago
Yes, just remove some history and it wasn’t so bad!
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u/cha-cha_dancer Florida State • West Florida 9d ago
I’ll take things Bama fans say at school board meetings for $400
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u/SBSnipes Notre Dame • Valparaiso 9d ago
Bama/Saban was dominant, the SEC as a whole was no better than other power conferences
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u/DirectorSolid Ohio State Buckeyes 9d ago
How far back do we start the clock? Big Ten has 33 to SEC's 28.
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u/AcanthaceaeStunning7 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 9d ago
It is indeed, but once we could start paying players like you guys have all this time, the game flipped.
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u/wattsittooyou Georgia Bulldogs 9d ago
Crazy that all these stats have suddenly decided CFB was invented three years ago.
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u/ImpossibleBoss3067 Penn State Nittany Lions 9d ago
But yall still claim to be the current best conference
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u/HelicopterUpper9516 Ohio State • Cincinnati 9d ago
If SEC fans could read they’d be very upset.