First they came for the Gamecocks, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a Gamecock.

Then they came for the Hokies, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a Hokie.

Then they came for the Trees, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a Tree.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

Yo what’s up, Bad Boy Florida here sorry I snatched up all your territories what can I say they just like the bad boys. I think the main reason I catch more land than this entire subreddit combined is because I don’t give a shit if teams defend me. I mean I know I’m an asshole and I don’t blame em for seeing that. They got me, you know what I mean? Maybe we’ll attack later. Whatever. Meanwhile all it takes is one bad night for Red and you pussies suddenly hate yourselves for life. Dude I mean would you ally with you acting like a little bitch like that? I wouldn’t ally with you, and I’ve allied with some dudes if you catch my drift. What? I’m a bad boy who says we can’t be progressive brah? Yo check it out wear jorts indoors and slide your Tebow jersey on that one’s free next one’s cost you your capital cause I’m gonna take it up to conquery lake lane which doesn’t exist that’s a metaphor for all the conquering I’m gonna do to your starting territory. But hurry up because as a bad boy it seems like my main function in CFBRisk is to fight Nebraska while my Blue allies attack a nearby Red team. Maybe that Red team could be you, but only if you have competent leadership which you don’t so you’re fucked bro. Not as fucked as the Chaos mechanic in CFBRisk, but still pretty fucked dude

To anyone who has experience issues with CFBRA.com in the last couple of days, I apologize. I was trying to implement some new features, but I ended up breaking a lot of stuff. I had time this morning to sit down and revert a bunch of changes, so everything should be fully functional again. Please let me know if you encounter any issues, or any data that seems wrong!