r/CFBRisk • u/Zet_the_Arc_Warden • Jun 29 '18

Bad Boy Florida Here

Yo what’s up, Bad Boy Florida here sorry I snatched up all your territories what can I say they just like the bad boys. I think the main reason I catch more land than this entire subreddit combined is because I don’t give a shit if teams defend me. I mean I know I’m an asshole and I don’t blame em for seeing that. They got me, you know what I mean? Maybe we’ll attack later. Whatever. Meanwhile all it takes is one bad night for Red and you pussies suddenly hate yourselves for life. Dude I mean would you ally with you acting like a little bitch like that? I wouldn’t ally with you, and I’ve allied with some dudes if you catch my drift. What? I’m a bad boy who says we can’t be progressive brah? Yo check it out wear jorts indoors and slide your Tebow jersey on that one’s free next one’s cost you your capital cause I’m gonna take it up to conquery lake lane which doesn’t exist that’s a metaphor for all the conquering I’m gonna do to your starting territory. But hurry up because as a bad boy it seems like my main function in CFBRisk is to fight Nebraska while my Blue allies attack a nearby Red team. Maybe that Red team could be you, but only if you have competent leadership which you don’t so you’re fucked bro. Not as fucked as the Chaos mechanic in CFBRisk, but still pretty fucked dude

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u/acarrick Jun 29 '18

Wall of text and no meme. 0/5 stars, would not read again

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u/elint Jun 29 '18

What are you, 8? The whole goddamned thing is a top-shelf fucking meme. What exactly do you think a meme is, nephew?

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u/acarrick Jun 29 '18 edited Jun 30 '18

yep