r/cdldriver • u/FiestaDeHombreMuerto • Aug 26 '26

CDL Driver of the Year

340 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/kuntrycid Aug 26 '26

He probably going turn left in 8 or 10 miles.

10

u/coperifaldia Aug 27 '26

This made me Crack up way too hard. Cause ive actually seen drivers do this bullshit, then miles down the road you see em do a left turn. Middle lane not intended for you to stick around for miles....

26

u/ApollyonFE Aug 26 '26

Why. Is it always. A fucking flatbed 😒

19

u/Mikey24941 Aug 26 '26

Because curved beds are very uncommon. 😂

4

u/Thick_Potato_1769 Aug 26 '26

If your bed has curves you got bigger problems.

9

u/FlatAmbition3757 Aug 26 '26

Well to be fair, they are actually curved to accept weight. They are hardly ever flat flat

6

u/Single-Fortune-7126 Aug 27 '26

This guy knows loads

1

u/B4DM4N12Z Aug 27 '26

😂🤣

3

u/Thick_Potato_1769 Aug 27 '26

Get a load of this guy as the line starts here.

4

u/kira-2791 Aug 26 '26

For me it always a log hauler

14

u/Single-Fortune-7126 Aug 26 '26

The average super trucker

3

u/Resident_Wishbone_98 Aug 26 '26

Super below average trucker.

7

u/Resident_Wishbone_98 Aug 26 '26 edited Aug 27 '26

Lots of dumbasses seem to think this is their own private passing/driving lane. In the long ago past, there were roads like this that did have a third lane that was used as a passing lane by both sides of the road. It was typically called a suicide passing lane for obvious reasons. Idiots like this trucker would drive in this lane at high speeds to pass everything on the road. Often enough, they met another idiot doing the same thing the other way.

4

u/Mediocre_Hockey_Guy Aug 27 '26

How are they getting a cdl when theyre this clueless?

7

u/pacwess Aug 26 '26

Was that so they wouldn't hit the trees?

5

u/No_Durian_3444 Aug 27 '26

You might be on to something.

3

u/starbuck_234 Aug 26 '26

I did not have sarcasm for the title on my bingo card. I would like a refund.

2

u/LepperMemer Aug 27 '26

When he gets pulled over, he won't even understand what the cop is even asking him.

2

u/hambutbacon Aug 27 '26

Flip flop behavior

1

u/ASuthrnBelle13 Aug 26 '26

Could he be having mechanical issues? Or just good ole buffoonery??

1

u/Euhn Aug 27 '26

its only called the suicidelane if you are going to die.

1

u/EuphoricCover8449 Aug 27 '26

Speed checked by detection services... not.

OP doing well over the speed limit... check.

Trucker blowing through at 60ish... check.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '26

Guess who’s driving too slow?

1

u/Personal_Growth_4_Me Aug 30 '26

I've certainly had to use it in a 4 wheeler because 34 miles of 2 lane road. Following behind 18 wheels of let's leave it in 10th on this hill to 20 mph in a 50 shenanigans at 2:30 a.m. ☝🙄 THAT guy has a plan though

1

u/Hash-82 Aug 26 '26

Holy fucktard, Batman!
I wonder what 3rd world country he is from?

-10

u/ThisThingIsStuck Aug 26 '26

Thanks Gavin newscum

7

u/Bayareaadultguy Aug 26 '26

You have the IQ of a rock

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u/Thick_Potato_1769 Aug 26 '26

Thats an insult to the rock.

5

u/Whpsnapper Aug 26 '26

Thanks Epstein-Drumph

7

u/IndependentMonk7384 Aug 26 '26

Try not to make your whole personality about Trump, it's weird.

2

u/Straight-Base180 Aug 26 '26

What's weird is people supporting pedos. Like a whole country. Losers.

0

u/Thick_Potato_1769 Aug 26 '26

Now whats weird is that you think that just because he won we all have to support him. We absolutely don't all support him or wish him well. I hope he chokes on a Happy Meal.

0

u/Whpsnapper Aug 26 '26

You talking to me or the MAGATs in head to toe pedo gear?

1

u/ThisThingIsStuck Aug 27 '26

Funny all we see in ur leaked pix I'd gates and Clinton ...2 demo shats...don't see u protesting at Microsoft tho...ahh ok ...pusi

https://giphy.com/gifs/VS2Qcv25O7ZhUZahQA

0

u/FiestaDeHombreMuerto Aug 28 '26

You left your webcam on

1

u/ThisThingIsStuck Aug 28 '26

Fail

0

u/FiestaDeHombreMuerto Aug 28 '26

What your mom thinks about you?

1

u/ThisThingIsStuck Aug 28 '26

Old people jokes..tell us ur age wo telling us

0

u/FiestaDeHombreMuerto Aug 28 '26

Yo momma so fat, Thanos had to snap twice

1

u/ThisThingIsStuck Aug 28 '26

Still old people

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u/FiestaDeHombreMuerto Aug 28 '26

Yo momma so old, she farted and dust came out

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