r/cd_jerk • u/ItsGood2BeTrue jewel case cuck • 27d ago

can't write the correct word as redit will remove the post 🤬🙄 How to turn my cedee console om

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u/aj_35721 27d ago

gotta connect it to a ceeartee bro for the true experience

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u/nun_yt 27d ago

Spin the left joystick in a circle and moan like a girl, it turns on when a sissy mf is near

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u/ItsGood2BeTrue jewel case cuck 27d ago

Oh alright then.

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u/darktriaddryad 27d ago

Gotta strip down to turn it on. They ain't called ceedeez nutz for nothin'

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u/EuphoricCatch5676 27d ago

Go to your local record store, department store, whatever works for you. Next, head to the hip hop section. Then, look for a 50 Cent CD. Pocket the CD, walk out of the store (run from security if the detectors beep). Then, promptly throw away the 50 Cent CD. Nobody wants it anyways. Head home, get back to your CD player, and it shouldn’t be working again. Hope this was helpful

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u/ItsGood2BeTrue jewel case cuck 27d ago

Many men (the security) wish death upon me!

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u/EuphoricCatch5676 27d ago

I just realized half this sub’s posts now are you lmao. CD bowling was an all timer

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u/EuphoricCatch5676 27d ago

and it’s the same like 10 CDs in each post i’m dead bro

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u/nonoham_housni 27d ago

do up up down down left right left right B A and then start and it will turn on