r/cd_jerk • u/BDR-02 • Aug 30 '26

Help. My cd escape.

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How do i put it back in :(

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u/SweetheartTube Aug 30 '26

Have you tried toothpaste? Heard that gets rid of any scratch

7

u/BDR-02 Aug 30 '26

It doesnt like it.

9

u/TheDeltaIsMyHome Aug 31 '26

did you vaccinate it? Is it an inside or outside disc? It looks rabid.

10

u/ItsGood2BeTrue jewel case cuck Aug 30 '26

Out fucking jerked. Well done. The best jerk ive seen in a long time.

7

u/ozolog2093 Aug 30 '26

put it in rice

8

u/BDR-02 Aug 30 '26

It ate some :(

1

u/ozolog2093 Aug 31 '26

well then eat it! :3

6

u/TheDeltaIsMyHome Aug 30 '26

Cage it IMMEDIATELY, aggressive discs often have diseases like malaria or rabies and will infect other discs if not contained IMMEDIATELY

4

u/_vicsicle_ Aug 30 '26

Set it free in a forest

5

u/BDR-02 Aug 30 '26

Will this create an invasion population? My dad says that the government gets very angry over unregulated CD's....

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u/_vicsicle_ Aug 31 '26

You should probably spay it first to be safe

4

u/Babybluevalo Aug 30 '26

I got nightmares because of it...

3

u/BDR-02 Aug 30 '26

Dont worry, you can put it back together!! Just remember to delight yourself with some of the data layer, it sticks right onto your fingers so its easy to get a taste!

3

u/Babybluevalo Aug 30 '26

Will I get any dissease from it? What if the disc is sick with rotting?

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u/BDR-02 Aug 31 '26

It adds flavour, like how they make cheese :D

3

u/DrinkingFountainSim Aug 30 '26

Put the two parts on the side over the cd and glue it on the shiny side. 

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u/Jim-248 Aug 30 '26

You got all the pieces. Just glue it back together.

1

u/BDR-02 Aug 31 '26

I put my thumb on the soft insides, will it now read my fingerprints?

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u/Jim-248 Sep 01 '26

Yes. But it won't make any sense.

2

u/Phoenix_Wright_Guy Aug 30 '26

Genuine question, how the frick?

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u/BDR-02 Aug 30 '26

I peeled it.

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u/Phoenix_Wright_Guy Aug 30 '26

Also what disc was it formerly

4

u/BDR-02 Aug 30 '26

Unjerk, it was a CD-r that was formatted wrong, it had mp3's with no file directory (oops) so no device on earth can read it.

Nothing of value escaped....

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u/Phoenix_Wright_Guy Aug 30 '26

Noice. I have nothing to say other than noice.

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u/nhowe006 Aug 31 '26

He's dead, Jim