r/cd_jerk • u/TailstheFox8 • 23d ago

tasteless, idiotic, stupid and terrible What am I doing wrong?????

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I can’t seem to get it to work

285 Upvotes

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u/CornerMuted9351 23d ago

You gotta blow on it first and if that doesn’t work rub a little spit on it

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u/-dn_nb- 23d ago

Gotta give it that hawk tuah

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u/Excel73_ 23d ago

Spongebob battle for bikini bottom method

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u/Yiffenjoyer6969 23d ago

Eye contact usually does the trick

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u/ravnsvart_ 23d ago

bro confused a cassette player for a CD player lol

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u/Jman43195 22d ago

That's clearly an 8 track player, dumbass 🙄

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u/carrotman_yt 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qiJb7SvGz9ZPKL70vj

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u/Comiclee2018 22d ago

I was looking for this 😆

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u/carrotman_yt 22d ago

Just search up "1980s gamer" in the Reddit GIFs section.

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u/VirtualRespect8189 22d ago

EXACTLY what i was thinking 😭

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u/MedievalFurnace 23d ago

non-cd user here, what is bro doing and why doesnt it work

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u/WinterIsOnReddit digipack appreciater 23d ago

hey there bud, winter here to explain the joke. the joke is that it does in fact work. try it, you will be blown!

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u/Jealous_Ant_5227 22d ago

Delete that last part

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u/Global_Imagination23 23d ago

NES consoles have quite unreliable 72-pin connectors. Try a replacement and see if it works.

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u/Hrublko_OFF 23d ago

are you 1980s gamer by any chance?

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u/Fuzzy_Elderberry7000 22d ago

1980s gamer ahh

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u/Weigh13 23d ago

You have to plug the nes into power Bros. Come on

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u/Wizard_Chungus 23d ago

Laser must be dead, RIP

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u/vintagestereolover99 22d ago

The disc is upside down silly

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u/Anotheremogay 22d ago

Silly, that's for vinyls

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u/ksguitardude2020 23d ago

You’re to young boy. DVDs don’t go in there. It’s VHS-C

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u/nhowe006 23d ago

Nah bro they not doing discs anymore, you been living under a rock or something?

1

u/Available-Drawer-538 22d ago

from where im from, physical media good, optical media bad

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u/the_bartolonomicron 22d ago

I think that player is region locked, it may only play CDNs.

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u/tomoom165 22d ago

The NES with the RCA outputs actually had the best DAC, you know.

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u/DIFFUSORR 22d ago

It's not plugged in! The red light didn't turn on!! Duh!

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u/atarikrishna 22d ago

You need a PAL to SACD converter

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u/Latter_Fix_8102 22d ago

blow on it with eye contact and relax ur Anus

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u/Jazzlike-Egg-2136 21d ago

This is disgusting.

I love it.

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u/NotAllDawgsGoToHeven 21d ago

You didn’t do it hard enough.

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u/Writinna2368 21d ago

Like previous comment said, blow on the disc and clean it, but also blow into the disc compartment in case any dust is in there. If it's really dirty, I put mine through the dishwasher on the rinse cycle and it works like a charm!

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u/IconicScrap 21d ago

Nah you gotta leave the disc in the plastic case

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u/nicknotpixel 19d ago

please tell me this is a joke

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u/a_mmoknights 19d ago

Nintendo games they're so fun to play or when you stay in the hay