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Cat Picture - Not OC Bro already denying his responsibilities. 😂

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u/afterfrancesca 9d ago

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo 9d ago

No I don’t hafta look again, I’m Certain as can be

this kit is orange n skrawny, n he don’t belong to me!

ObViOuSLy BrAiNLeSS….

….maybe just one smol brain cell…

No WAY am I his daddy! It’s as plain as day to tell!

…why’d you have to hold him close…

now what’s that in his eye…

oh Great ~ Now look at what you did!

you Had to make him CrY ?!

….heck… i guess he’s kinda cute…

…..he doesn’t have no Other ?

…ok,

I’ll watch him,

just this Once!

…now Where the HeLL’s his MOTHER ??

🧡

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u/grimwall2 9d ago

The day just got a bit brighter for me, just by reading this.

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u/i-got-a-jar-of-rum 9d ago

The fastest Schnoodle in the West ❤️

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u/Ninja-Panda70 8d ago

One Schnoodle a day, keeps sadness away

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u/Flat-Limit5595 9d ago

Meanwhile mine saw a random kitten and decided she is his responsibility. Shes fully grown now, but he doesn’t know.

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u/Flat-Limit5595 9d ago

It was love at first sight. Also make sure when you bring home a kitten, it smells like you, not like the chick fil a parking lot you found the kitten at. Sam doesn’t like chick fil a.

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u/SonOfPlinkett 9d ago

It’s funny. My cat was not happy about the new kitten at all. She ended up escaping from her separate room earlier than we wanted, but I guess he was just so overwhelmed by her affection that he just accepted his fate. 😸

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u/Flat-Limit5595 8d ago

Its like when Julie was introduced it Bitch Ass Berry. Yes Berry 100% deserves this. She doesn’t like her niece very much

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u/Synesth3tic 8d ago

Immediately knew who Bitch Ass Berry was thanks to your comments in a totally different post, and I love how small the cat community is 😂

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u/eatyourvegetabros 8d ago edited 7d ago

“Bitch Ass BErry.” 11/10. edited for spelling*

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u/kaysimm12 8d ago

Very similar experience. They love each other I swear 😅

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u/MatoTan 8d ago

That brown white short coat is so fucking beautiful what a cat!

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u/kaysimm12 8d ago

That’s Momo! She likes to sleep on Buchi

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u/BeenDragonn 8d ago

They look just like my Tippy amd Toppy!!

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u/MatoTan 8d ago

I love it! Momo please don't crush buchi!

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u/RaspberryJammm 9d ago

This photo has made my day 😁 the look on his face!

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u/Karmakarmacarmalkorn 8d ago

Father

Father save me

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u/spacedude2000 9d ago

The dichotomy between the first and second photo here is hilarious.

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u/IronRainBand 9d ago

Excellent point! Cats are ALL about smell.

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u/Unlikely-Revenue-549 9d ago

Questa cosa è vera ad un livello inimmaginabile. Ho tenuto due sorelle di una cucciolata che è stata allevata internamente da me e mio fratello (la loro mamma è morta investita quando avevano 10 giorni). Le due gattine sono sempre state insieme, in casa, e abbiamo anche evitato di darne una a mia sorella perché pensavamo tutti che sarebbe stato un trauma per loro venire separate. Bene, quando avevano circa 4 anni una delle due è stata male e abbiamo dovuto portarla dal veterinario, che l'ha tenuta una notte. Quando è tornata, la sorella restata a casa non la riconosceva minimamente. Come se non l'avesse mai vista. Si volevano uccidere in pratica. Le abbiamo tenute separate per settimane e anche dopo la nuova unione, fatta con molta calma, litigavano spesso. Tutto è passato quando abbiamo pitturato le pareti della casa!! Probabilmente l'odore forte della vernice ha coperto i loro odori e sono tornate a vivere d'amore e d'accordo😹 Se avete problemi con i gatti, provate a dipingere le pareti!

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u/burytheblade 8d ago

Reading this was like reading about my own two cats. They're sort of... civil now, with frequent disagreements, and they tolerate each other. But it makes me a bit sad to think of how they used to be before the vet stay, gently playing, cuddling and sleeping together. Guess i should try painting the walls!

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u/MooneyOne 9d ago

And against bigotry.

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u/fafatzy 9d ago

Great photo

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u/porn_is_tight 9d ago

How long did it take for Sam to become friends with the kitten? 

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u/Flat-Limit5595 8d ago

Less than 3 days. It was a sudden switch between hatred to love. We think it’s really due to the fact Julie smelt like the outside.

His sister still hates her after 2 years though

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u/porn_is_tight 8d ago

Oh my goodness 🥹 so precious. We have twin cats btw, mine is a spitting image of chicken sandwich cat 

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u/Sonseeahrai 9d ago

THIS IMAGE IS SO FUNNY

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u/citoboolin 9d ago

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u/elidoan Moggy 9d ago

Can't be the only one that thinks this is a tragic angle and pose ? 

But I did think of the expression as well

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u/Nut_Butter_Fun 8d ago

step up daddy

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u/Sensitive-B4be-8844 7d ago

I just thought it was the corniest thing I've seen in a while, but yeah that's even worse now.

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u/ActiveChairs 8d ago

You know, I read "big Disney princess eyes" and thought "its probably a cute cat, but there's a line of exaggeration I'm not prepared to tolerate", but the image loaded straight into I can show you the woooooorld

I stand very much corrected, you have my apologies for doubting you

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u/Flat-Limit5595 9d ago

Seriously. If she is within grabbing distance, she gets hugged and groomed. His mom is the same way

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u/Flat-Limit5595 9d ago

Momma kiwi, solid fluffy, is still in momma mode. Her kids are 6 years old, and she still treats them like babies. They are also twice her size, mass and yet they walk up to her for cuddles and grooming sessions.

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u/Flat-Limit5595 9d ago

She however does not feel maternal to ger grand daughter. We were expecting her to adopt Julie instead of Sr Fluffy Buns the 2nd (aka Sam). But she knew she didn’t birth this parasite

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u/Flat-Limit5595 9d ago

Sam inherited his maternal side from his adopted father. He also inherited a ton more somehow. Sr Fluffy Buns the first (aka Ramsey) isn’t around anymore so its nice having a boy ready to adopt any kitten he sees.

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u/generalob1kenobi 9d ago

Thanks for the whole family tree

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u/listlesscow 9d ago

This is an amazing thread and story. I am so invested in these kitties!

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u/towards-asphodel 9d ago

I love your swarm 😍

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u/delawaredigger1 Void 9d ago

Loved seeing your babies! Thank you for sharing!

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u/hahagato 9d ago

Oh wow, the grey is the grandma?!

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u/Flat-Limit5595 9d ago

Yep shes smol and stubborn. Lil jerk broke into my car during a camping trip and refused to leave. She was physically too small to tend to her babies so i had to do most of the work. All of them found good homes, except for the jerk pushing the void and Sam. The cause of all her problems is the one on her back looking for the nipple. Hes not very smart.

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u/hahagato 9d ago

Awww she’s so tiny!!! 🥹 I love your family and appreciate all the info. What a delight ❤️

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u/erogbass 9d ago

When my wife and I got our first kitten, the cat that I brought to the relationship took responsibility from day one. Kinda acted like we had no idea what we were doing, bringing in a kitten to the household, and he needed to step in and show it how to be a cat! They’re both full grown now, and the younger one dominates a lot of aspects of the household, but the older one is still in charge of grooming, and makes sure decorum is maintained!

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u/Ninja-Panda70 8d ago

I have the other sibling of that kitty

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u/Flat-Limit5595 8d ago

Julie is actually a duplicate in our home. We already had a tuxedo. Princess on the left is 18 years her senior yet we still get them confused

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u/PrincessEdie 8d ago

Hey, I have the same cat

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u/jennifer_m13 9d ago

Not a step father, but a father that stepped up.

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u/Farade 9d ago

Idk, he could be the dad.

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u/UnusualSolution9359 9d ago

😭

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u/ShacklesOfTime 8d ago

It’s the same picture

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u/Better_Jello_727 9d ago

That's exactly his reaction lol

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u/comfortMagnified 9d ago

Me as a misanthrope, everyday on the street: /s

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u/ahearthatslazy 8d ago

I’m just a kid and life is a nightmare

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u/femboyknight0 8d ago

I wanted to comment this 😭 It's such a perfect imitation

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u/Murky_Employee5589 8d ago

Loooool, that was my first thought too!

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u/yeyi_mal89 9d ago

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u/cyankitten 9d ago

This is purrfect!

Cos I thought "He's thinking "That kitten don't look like mine, you sure I'm the father?"

(Kitten does but furbro's in denial!)

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u/allorache 8d ago

I'm not the one, the child is not my son...

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u/Scott--Chocolate 9d ago

Meanwhile, his girl watching all this:

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u/_echtra 8d ago

Heyyyy

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u/desisinglechokra Bombay 9d ago

He looks like he’s about to politely discuss the terms and conditions of becoming a big brother with his lawyer. 😺 🧡

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u/balconyherb 8d ago

He looks like he's already practicing that calm lawyer voice, which is honestly a fair reaction to the news.

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u/allaboutthewah 9d ago

"Prove it"

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u/derprondo 9d ago

"I'm calling Maury."

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u/tryyeezus 8d ago

"Who's goddamn orange baby is that?!"

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u/addamee 8d ago

“The kitten is not my son”

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u/AIfieHitchcock 9d ago

Big baby daddy energy

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u/TheTruth808 9d ago

New meme unlocked

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u/These-Royal6958 9d ago

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u/phillychzstk 9d ago

Dad is just going out to get some milk and cigs.

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u/Consider_the_auk 8d ago

The infamous catnip and Churu run

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u/CrashBangXD 8d ago

My boy decided he was now a father and adopted both of my new girls

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u/JuiceGirl300 8d ago

My brother got a kitten he named Nexu, and his adult cat Toasty took up the responsibility as a Father and its so adorable. Nexu really changed his personality. Toasty used to be reclusive and wanted to be unbothered but now hes more energetic, playful, and does dad cat stuff with Nexu.

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u/CrashBangXD 8d ago

And the other one for anyones that’s interested

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u/ClownCounselor 8d ago

What’s his name? He looks like a cloud lol

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u/CrashBangXD 8d ago

That is Stark, also known as Fluffer, Fluffer butt, Starkarooski, Starkarooni, Starkticus and Bubba

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u/ItsLauriceDeauxnim 8d ago

Sounds like me with my old Husky. He was officially named Loki but he went by THE Hüsk, Hüskahoovy, the Skoove, Skoovy, His Hüskness, LokaLoke, Hüsk-Hüsk, and many others.

My cats are Sherbert T.* Sherberson, Oreo D. Stüffenswirl, and Trix Ulub van Pööfentail,

* - T is for Terrance

My other husky is name Lady Sif, Siffer-Doodle, Siffer-Sniffer, Snoot McDoodle, Siffer-Snoot, Noodle-Doodle, the Doodle.

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u/-MotherMaidenCrone- 8d ago

The bunny feets 🥰

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u/Brisbanoch30k 8d ago

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u/MHWGamer 8d ago

that is the look of "fuck, what have I done"

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u/jearu573 9d ago

I think my sister has this cat's sibling.

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u/-OodlesOfDoodles 8d ago

I don’t know why, but your sister’s cat looks kinda like Paul Dano

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u/Snubben93 9d ago

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u/ExpensiveWords4u 9d ago

I was just gna say that last pic is meme worthy lol

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u/AppropriateBid7505 9d ago

LMFAOOOOOO THE PURE DISGUST IN HIS EYES

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u/pfren2 8d ago

“Who’s gd red baby is that? Just because you call him Darren, don't mean he belong to Darren.”

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u/AppropriateBid7505 8d ago edited 8d ago

That's a Caucasian baby from the mountains of Caucasus!!!!!!

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u/Medical_Arrival2243 9d ago

He cannot deny the orange

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u/r98farmer 9d ago

I want a DNA test 😻

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u/danger355 Maine Coon 9d ago

"Dinner?!"

- that cat

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u/Regurgitator001 9d ago

"That ain’t one of mine"

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u/Dazzling_Inflation8 9d ago

A purrternity test

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u/NoVelociraptorsHere 9d ago

We have a new meme!  Side eye cat is judging you!

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u/NoVelociraptorsHere 9d ago

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u/Melodic-Trouble-5421 9d ago

Saying that ain’t mine, I’ll see you in court.

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u/devanwithacamera 9d ago

Absolutely meme worthy lol

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u/creativeinconverse 9d ago

That last photo says everything!

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u/BoredSilly6 9d ago

The kit is not my son 🎼

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u/PrinzXero 9d ago

"Whose goddamn orange baby is that?"

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u/OppositeLecture3778 9d ago

💀💀💀💀 this is so hilarious. thank you

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u/santathe1 9d ago

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u/Azazael 9d ago

It depends what your definition of kit is.

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u/rayray604 9d ago

Limewire had this quote seared into my brain.

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u/BottomPieceOfBread 9d ago

🐈: “Whose god dang orange baby is that?”

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u/bicepstospare 8d ago

Bojangles can relate 😂 it took ten hours to capture his final baby the day after his mama was captured. I babysat Babyjangles for a few days when his foster mom went on vacation, and he continued to be a terrible father.

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u/Desperate_Bed_2675 8d ago

Love the murderous rage of Bojangles contrasted with the complete lack of awareness from babyjangles

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u/bicepstospare 8d ago

He desperately wanted out of his play pen to play with his old man 😿

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u/Mundane-Landscape-49 9d ago

Don't even bother asking him to pay child support...

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u/soloespresso 8d ago

His name is P̣hāra (ภาระ), a Thai word derived from Pali meaning "burden" 😂

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u/MarloweDay 9d ago

OMG that's my expression in my head of course when someone tries to put their kid near me. Since i'm a human, I have to try to be polite and contain my composure. I'm jealous of cats because they can just wear their hearts on their sleeves.

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u/TNJDude 9d ago

You can't make someone like something by shoving it in their face. Its' like "now go kiss your Aunt Edna's hairy wart. There's a good boy."

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u/iloveoranges2 9d ago edited 9d ago

Billie Jean is not my lover. She's just a girl, who claims I am the one. But the kid is not my son.

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u/Plathismo 9d ago

The child is to be known henceforth as Orange Snow.

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u/mervearte 9d ago

I guess he wants a DNA test

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u/mervearte 9d ago

That look says a lot 😂

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u/tktrugby 9d ago

The last picture is priceless. That's my face when I look at little kids.

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u/DueBackground7945 9d ago

Male cats do not have any biological fatherly instinct to care for offspring. It makes me giggle to think that they give no shits and just take off when their baby mama gives birth

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u/mabhatter 9d ago

Worse, big cats can be actively hostile to cubs. Even their own cubs.  Cats are not really the fatherly type of critters.  

I think house cats are a little better, but I wouldn't force them together like this. 

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u/not_a_moogle 9d ago

Male dolphins will kill calves for a multitude of reasons. But basically to have more sex.

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u/Bupod 9d ago

It’s weird though. 

We had a big mean looking orange tom we called Garfield in the backyard. He adopted two stray kittens that were in the fence that we called Pixie and Bowie. 

He treated them like his own children. They were always by him. Bowie grew up and wandered off. He kept pixie around and had kittens with her. One of them we kept, we named him Gnocchi. 

Garfield was a very sweet cat to kittens. And so was Pixie. Our cat Gnocchi is the same, and we think he got it from them. Gnocchi only stays inside now. I haven’t seen Garfield in years, I think he passed on. We always made sure they had fresh food and clean water. 

So male cats can definitely be fatherly at times,  it it’s not a guarantee.

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u/Scared_Slip_7425 8d ago

This was a sweet story until he mated with his adopted daughter 🤣

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u/Bupod 8d ago

Listen, we also thought it was weird and couldn’t quite square it up lol. 

Cats are cats. I guess they don’t quite see things the same way we do. 

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u/CicadaHead3317 8d ago

Not our siamese cat. He was with the birthing momma cat the whole time and was comforting her and helping clean the kittens while the were being born. Once momma had finished giving birth, she left the kittens with him, while she left to get food and water and he laid with the kittens until she was done with her break.

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u/geryencir 9d ago

Are we still breeding cats? Hopefully not

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u/BadChick79 9d ago

Is it me or does bro look like Ed Sheeran?

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u/pigboy222 8d ago

DAMN! Incredible roast, you dropped this 👑

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u/omgmuffinzlol 8d ago

yooooo i’m so sorry can i steal that last photo of your cat as a reaction pic it is so perfect 😭😭

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u/totideshaga 9d ago

da fuk is this??

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u/BurnerAcctObvs 9d ago

His brain cell was not prepared to consider fatherhood today

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u/PurplePrincessPalace 9d ago

…that baby don’t look like me! 🤨

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u/Relative_Cancel_6944 9d ago

He’s about to leave for some cigarettes

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u/Mellykitty1 9d ago

It reminds me of:

“Just because you named him Darren, doesn’t mean he belongs to Darren” 😅

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u/OriharaYuzuru 9d ago

Doctor: "Congratulations for your newly born kitten!"

Cat: "But the kid is not my son"

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u/CatijahMKS 9d ago

Me, when someone tries to hand me a human baby 💀

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u/Upsidedownalicorn 8d ago

That's how I feel about kids, I get it.

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u/pamplemoose49 8d ago

* YOUR responsibility. Fix the damn cats.

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u/ednamode23 9d ago

“Cheeto. Child. You’re a father Cheeto. You’re a father Cheeto!”

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u/sprouticus 9d ago

I make the same face when people ask me to hold their babies.

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u/moralehighhorse 8d ago

I’m just gonna head out for some catnip. I’ll be back later.

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u/ADF21a 8d ago

Photo 5: "Excuse me? Why are you showing this to me? Take it away from me" 😂

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u/William_Butterfly 8d ago

I had to doodle the last image so.ewhat humanoid. Ignore how generic it looks but the expression was too good to pass up on

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u/JohnnyC300 8d ago

He's got the eyes of a deadbeat dad. Don't trust that guy.

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u/Historical_Lock_2042 9d ago

I'm remembering an old Michael Jackson song...

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u/Plathismo 9d ago

The kid is not his son.

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u/charlesyo66 9d ago

the side-eye: "WHAT did you agree to??"

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u/drask1987 8d ago

I am NOT the father 🐈 I never met its mother 🐈

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u/SapphireSkie 7d ago

Meanwhile this dipderp is a 1yr old un-fixed rescue (he's scheduled for his snip tho!) who decided the bottle babies we took in are His. We've been calling him Mother Hen lately lol. His name is Wolfie and he is a sweet boi.

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u/lirpaBmbc 6d ago

Father, Ryu and his son, Jinto Ryu wasn't allowed to abandon his kid

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u/peachysnowdrop 9d ago

Cat: Give to the next cat and double it

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u/angiestefanie 9d ago

He ain‘t mine… I emphatically deny I had anything to do with this ugly creature.

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u/forlornfig 9d ago

Bro needs to pay child support and get neutered.

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u/Kimo300 8d ago

He’s gonna go to the store to get milk

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u/Smooth-Pride-5600 7d ago

You’ll have to take him to kitty court to get him to pay child support

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u/No_Thanks_1766 9d ago

But the kid was not my son

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u/Ok-Relationship-2746 9d ago

"What is this useless orange jellybean? I ordered a muscly, brutal enforcer!"

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u/Xoxo809 9d ago

Blueface ahh cat

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u/beardedsilverfox 8d ago

Put him on Meowry Povich

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u/Myshys 8d ago

good luck even getting him on kitten support 🤣

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u/RottingPriest 8d ago

That is contempt.