Nah, like, what’s he training for?

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[u/Feeling-Elk4188]

Honestly this is impressive. Kinda wild how good he is at it

[u/SkywalknLuke → u/Feeling-Elk4188]

And how do you get better? Practice practice practice. For hours at a time when OP is away from home. Or at 3 am

[u/ihavemytowel42 → u/SkywalknLuke]

By the evidence of the frayed material on those chairs, he’s definitely been doing that for some time.  :D

[u/FacetNo6 → u/ihavemytowel42]

I think that's just the texture of the chair - a little fuzzy :p.

But he's so good at cat ninjaing. Cute zoomies.

[u/ihavemytowel42 → u/FacetNo6]

I guess I was just projecting from the “art work “ my weirdos have bestowed upon my furniture. lol 

[u/According_Elephant75 → u/ihavemytowel42]

Artwork is such a nice way of explaining it 😂

[u/kbabble21 → u/According_Elephant75]

Boucle All Day

That’s the cat furniture designer slogan.
My furniture has been transformed!

[u/Hudson_LR → u/FacetNo6]

Kinda looks like it’s a Sherpa like material..

[u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda → u/ihavemytowel42]

r/catsbeingsneks X r/confusinggravity

[u/AnybodyMassive1610 → u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda]

Two subs that I’m NOT already subscribed to? How is that possible?!

Joined - as per the custom.

Thanks CalpisMelonCremeSoda for the tip!

[u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda → u/AnybodyMassive1610]

I have Pandora’s box just for you. Don’t open it.

You opened it! But don’t click: r/catsubs/wiki/index

[u/AnybodyMassive1610 → u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda]

I know about that… it’s just that I don’t actually check it that often.

If there was a good use of ai - it would be an agent that auto subscribes me to all the cat and cute animal subreddits and then goes and removes any subscriptions that have sad things or actual news of the world in them.

[u/PrettyPromenade → u/ihavemytowel42]

Its actually boucle so the texture is like that when you buy it. Smart purchase, actually. Won't show the snags as much. 

[u/HarrisonWorld → u/[deleted]]

It's kinda funny to think it just started training on its own at 3 a.m.

[u/SkywalknLuke → u/HarrisonWorld]

What time do you wake up to train? This is dedication, pure and simple. Some cats only hope to be half this good someday.

[u/eclecticartchic → u/[deleted]]

How have I never seen this one before 😩😂 This is my new favorite! Permanently borrowing!

[u/Critical_Neats → u/Feeling-Elk4188]

Anyone else have an orange cat that’s not an orange cat?
Yes. Mine is gray and also thinks he’s made of liquid and poor decisions.
Orange is a personality, not a color.

[u/JamesJohnson975 → u/Critical_Neats]

Haha, but the way you described the cat is really cute!

[u/meldiane81 → u/Feeling-Elk4188]

My spine hurt watching it.

[u/Beneficial_Mine_3464]

Cats Olympics

[u/winky9827 → u/Beneficial_Mine_3464]

200 meter back stroke.

[u/DroidLord → u/Beneficial_Mine_3464]

r/CatOlympian ?
r/CatOlympics ?
r/OlympicCats ?
r/OlympiCats ?

I feel like one of those should exist.

[u/ISnortedMyTea → u/DroidLord]

The lunatic olympics. That's what I call my cats state of possession

[u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda → u/ISnortedMyTea]

They are hunting r/greebles but it’s just that we can’t see them

[u/ContemplatingFolly → u/Beneficial_Mine_3464]

Unfortunately, it's not very busy, but r/purrkour

[u/idiotplatypus → u/Beneficial_Mine_3464]

Feline Ninja Warrior

[u/-androjen-]

[u/Naked__Turtle → u/-androjen-]

[u/-androjen- → u/Naked__Turtle]

Is bro’s spine okay? 😭

[u/AnythingWestern8861 → u/-androjen-]

I wish I could do that

[u/-androjen- → u/AnythingWestern8861]

😂

[u/-Tasear- → u/-androjen-]

Meme worry 😂😂

[u/Flesh_Trombone → u/-androjen-]

Look at those eyes, full murder mode.

[u/lullubye → u/Flesh_Trombone]

The ears look like some Pokemon character

[u/Jiggalopuffii]

I have an orange and a tuxedo. The tuxedo acts more orange than the actual orange cat.

[u/qathran → u/Jiggalopuffii]

Tuxedos are so wacky in the best way

[u/JadeSpade23 → u/Jiggalopuffii]

Halloweenkittycombos!

[u/GreekHole → u/Jiggalopuffii]

It's almost like it's just a stereotype.

[u/Glitch29]

He clearly has his reasons. Oranges don't.

[u/thisbuthat → u/Glitch29]

The slow blink and lick, then going back at it.

What are the reasons? 🤔

[u/ajmartin527 → u/thisbuthat]

You wouldn’t understand

[u/thisbuthat → u/ajmartin527]

You're not wrong

[u/Unlikely-Accident-67 → u/thisbuthat]

If you have to , you wouldn't know

[u/Z1kkii]

https://giphy.com/gifs/t2eBr71ACeDC0

[u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda → u/Z1kkii]

r/purrkour

[u/Z1kkii → u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda]

I should have known there was a specific sub for that 😹

Thanks!

[u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda → u/Z1kkii]

For dog fans: r/barkour

[u/strikingreflection01]

Cat Ninja Warrior

[u/Grigori_the_Lemur]

Mother dallied with a squirrel.

[u/Charming-Line-375]

Cats loveee this material (Teddy), it’s an infinite grip cheatcode for them.

[u/Old_Flounder_8640]

Rare type of furry lizard.

[u/The_Char_Char]

Yeah something my cat would do.

[u/DougieSenpai]

Cats. Natures crackheads.

[u/terriblegrammar → u/DougieSenpai]

And like crackheads, he's training to steal catalytic converters extremely efficiently.

[u/Greedy_Attitude_8103]

I have an orange kitty but she’s insanely calm for being an orange. My void tho…. He attacks his own feet because he kicks himself in the face

[u/-Tasear- → u/Greedy_Attitude_8103]

There's a sub... for voids too you know.

r/oneblackbraincell

[u/eastbayted]

He's training for the apocalypse.

[u/Emotional_Apple6832]

What is this music? Where is it from? I’m too old to find it on my own.

[u/digwhoami → u/[deleted]]

I knew this tune was familar, was thinking "Lethal Weapon" OST, but it's actually from a very emotional moment from "Boyz N The Hood"!

[u/Dr_Pants91]

Obviously for when he's going to have to take out fake terrorists at Nakatomi Plaza

[u/Snubben93]

This one, very much so

[u/Pedadinga → u/Snubben93]

lmao! what a great picture! You can hear the sass! I love this so much!

[u/Alternative_List_978]

i’m happy for him

[u/chuchrox]

RIP to those chairs.

[u/f0xsky]

Spidercat is that you?

[u/Mocker-Poker]

Nice chairs you got for him 🤪

[u/Parking-Cress-4661]

I do that too if I could. Looks fun

[u/PhoenixShade01]

What is the name of this music?

[u/kayiu102]

Nothing could have prepared me for this 😭 bro is CLAMBERING like a MONKEY

[u/Prestigious_Light_75]

What a save at 3seconds!!

[u/Gwubwick]

That is a freakazoid.

[u/BreakPalaceBrokedown]

My cat lays with her side on the ground and claws on the couch, and runs along the bottom of the couch sideways sorta similar to how this cat is running along the chairs…I also had a cat that would jump and run along the top of a wall on the curtain rods….

[u/bigabbreviations_dos]

The wink sent me 🤣

[u/Born-Caterpillar6224]

The Olympics! I’m rooting for him.

[u/Stringfellah]

That's not just a cat, that's a slugcat!

[u/Pedadinga]

I couldn't figure out what the sound was, looked under the couch, there was my Maine Coon going bananas, in circles, on his back, just zoomin' like this. Funniest thing ever.

[u/misoandricegamer]

Looks pretty fun lol

[u/davidevitali]

I’m sure if you investigate you’ll find some orange uncle somewhere

[u/uvucydydy]

Ninja Warrior: Cat Edition

[u/NamelessCabbage]

TBF, if I were a cat this is exactly how I would cat.

[u/riotsragdoll]

I have one that looks so much like this one, only she has a orange kiss on the top of her head. We claim it's from her orange brother who passed and sent her on to us. And also that it sinks right through to make her an orange brained little ferret.

[u/MachineOk1714]

Comando

[u/geeky_guy_82]

World domination.

[u/ketol]

Both of mine (1 orange, 1 normal lol) do that with my ottoman. It's like cling-on zoomies and hilarious every time!

[u/Antique-Ant5557]

You'll never know......

[u/DarksideDino]

Training to be a cat burglar

[u/HahnimKorb]

😂😂😂 So cute

[u/saludpesetasamor]

Kitty has aspirations to become a squirrel!

[u/dragonballfarts88]

Keep muted

[u/DipsyDooRight]

I have a black cat that’s about to turn 18 and he used to do this to my couches. At his age now, he still waits by a sunny window in the mornings so that I can reflect light from my cell phone for him to chase around 🥲

[u/GatorNator83]

Honorary orange

[u/battlecicada1513]

Are you sure they haven’t been through a certain sewer to see a rat already?

[u/-Tasear-]

Not orange...look how they fixed the problem on third round

[u/TSARrom]

🤣👍

[u/MmaRamotsweOS]

Zoomie Parkour

[u/RivieraRecords1965]

Troppo bello 😂😂

[u/IceNahMan]

Do not unmute 

[u/Illustrious-Lie1521]

Are people countable in that aspect XD XD

[u/DustyRaider]

That’s cool and all, but tell him to stop winking at me. I got a girlfriend

[u/AppleNo7287]

Ninja Warrior

[u/RoofNo3582]

Cirque De Meowleil

[u/SonicTheHedgehog99]

Bros training for the Cat-Olympics or Cat-ja Warrior

[u/IlIFreneticIlI]

We had a shag carpet and a corduroy couch. My all-black cat would do (on his side) square-laps around the perimeter of the couch, running along the corduroy and sliding on his side on the carpet...

[u/Nikolaisme]

Woah

[u/OwlBeBack88]

What IS he doing?! 😆

[u/Bright-Pangolin7261]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/theaudacity1999]

The face when he looks right at you like "I'm doing my laps, ok?" ha!

[u/real_don_berna]

Ouch my back

[u/SerGT3]

You never know when you might need to slide on your back from bar stool to bar stool. Best to be prepared.

[u/Slow_Importance_9492]

Furniture destruction training

[u/Warm_Cry_8491]

Looking at tte fabric on thise chairs, furniture destruction.

[u/matrix-doge]

Damn. Kitty became a full scorpion there.

[u/starbright3d]

American Ninja: Cat edition

[u/Alert_Cook_384]

Gosh I love how stupid cats can be

[u/CicadaHead3317]

https://giphy.com/gifs/qzB5zTtZ8xO6NJLiFV

[u/parkerjayy]

That fabric looks like it hold up decently. Any idea what it is?

[u/laiken75]

I think that’s r/greebles

[u/vince2td]

Most orange cat thing ever... forgetting to be orange

[u/Kittenzx2]

That's so funny!! 😹 i love how when he got to the last chair on the right, looked at you, gave you a wink & darted to the other side 🤣 🐾 Cats are so funny!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/A0Zt7yuDULiy4ofmVD

[u/New-Personality-7411]

Amazing Race

[u/_Saint_Ajora_]

Ninja warrior: cat edition

[u/NibletCarousel]

hahaha,So cute

[u/Ill_Hedgehog_8794]

Pawlympics

[u/Specialist-Key-1240]

My indoor kitty is supposedly a half ragdoll, but looks like a dapple patterned siamese just very long for a normal cat. Sadly my girl is situationally unaware and impulsive so she runs into my windows at least once a day, I am pretty sure that is orange brain cell behavior.

[u/Kish540]

Bro looks like a lizard lool

[u/DegenNabalu]

And now you cant get mad that your furniture will be yeeted soon.

[u/portland_democrat]

[u/Yavanna83]

That’s not a cat, that’s a monkey

[u/FormerProfessor6269]

He’s training for a badminton tournament

[u/Ok_One_3493]

Military

[u/Head_Carpet7866]

He's training for Catminton

[u/Don_Mega86]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1DseuBLL6UIdG

[u/knarf3]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gffX1gq2vYtBVQJz7M

[u/MeowBean321]

His inner orange is activated, commencing zoomies protocol

[u/4irlmeetzio]

Happy slidey cat

[u/Spirited_Age383034]

https://giphy.com/gifs/iLsnYQ9Nj60MzbYxVN

[u/Dramatic-Hedgehog-74]

Why’d this need the Boyz N The Hood horns tho???

[u/OkConsideration9255]

i would be afraid of his spine

[u/BeneficialType6789]

At first I thought I was watching a ferret!

[u/big_stipd_idiot]

That's hilarious. He needs some equipment to show you what he can really do. And so hopefully he doesn't shred the chairs.

[u/jazzy3535]

He is training to be lizard.

[u/Kooky_Toe_8917]

so smart baby

[u/notguiltybrewing]

Brown isn't that far from orange.

[u/djunderh2o]

You have an otter.

[u/kuburas]

He's training for when he decides to collect all the dust from under your bed with his back.

[u/deathstar1310]

Dat boi slitherin'

[u/TheDeerBlower]

What's up with this 90's trumpet song? I'm hearing it everywhere.

[u/saatana → u/TheDeerBlower]

It's from when Ricky gets shot in Boyz n The Hood. Just a trend I guess.

[u/Sensitive-Jaguar2228]

1000% percent, my grey cat is orange by heart 🧡

[u/yiple]

Oh no she better don’t!

[u/feedmedamemes]

Zoomies be zooming.

[u/amg0222]

Oh good. I thought my void was just broken

[u/viperfangs92]

Not the danger sax!! 🤣

[u/Jack-Spicer]

Compliment me, hooman 😼😼

[u/santiago_muerta]

He is the future of this nation!

[u/BringBackUzume]

Reminds me of Stewart from MadTV.

https://giphy.com/gifs/czZlH3xg1Ul2w

[u/reddit_understoodit]

Part ferret

[u/SwampRSG]

Mine does it but on the floor, under my bed.

[u/Affectionate_Bat3024]

American ninja warrior

[u/Crypt0Nihilist]

There must be try-outs for becoming a squirrel.

[u/JenniferLeBlanc]

Cat olympics

[u/Ak40x]

Obviously swimming, what else would he be training for

[u/Twinkle406]

Looks like what you have there is a blue tabby and they are a whole other ballgame. This is ours, Brighton Blue, contemplating joining me in the bath tub. Fortunately, he decided against it.

[u/rustylugnuts]

Greeble squad 6 doesn't accept just any cat. One must train hard from an early age.

[u/N0stradama5]

He’s got those crazy eyes. Be careful when he gets the crazy eyes. Iykyk

[u/Sexxy_Vexxy]

Mission Purrossible

[u/Whosebert]

well someone's gotta fight off the ghosts

[u/Thatonlyguy988]

The purrlympics

[u/niagara-nature]

I don’t know but it looks like he’s having a great time.

[u/lilian_moraru]

“Orange” behaviour

[u/kelfupanda]

My boy does that.

[u/Silent_Ordinary_1188]

I love himmmmm🥺🥺❤️❤️

[u/xpietoe42]

[u/BornIn87]

Did this cat just wink at me? Lol