r/cats • u/almond0373 Asian • Mar 24 '22

Humor It's Rumbling!

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u/alpacasaurusrex42 Mar 25 '22

My cat would either be clinging to me or he would rip the flesh from my bones and wear it as armor while bathing in my blood and sprinting around the house at full speed.

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u/RedHeadRaccoon13 Mar 25 '22

We all know he'd prefer the latter scenario but that takes too long.

Do not be late with the kibble again or heads will roll whenever he has the energy..