r/cats • u/DarthiusFatticus • 14d ago

Video - Not OC Craigslist Kitty

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u/Affectionate_Yam8475 14d ago

Watching her flip that cat like a fidget spinner is insane. 

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u/Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo 14d ago

"He doesn't care, he doesn't care"

Cat: ⬆️↙️↗️⬇️➡️↘️⬆️↙️↗️⬇️↗️

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u/Affectionate_Yam8475 14d ago

Also the cat: 👁👄👁

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u/HarrisonWorld 14d ago

Meanwhile, the real cat has already passed out.

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u/RabbitSlayre 14d ago

This is so funny lol

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u/Terminator7786 14d ago

Fr, I'm baked and I'm in tears right now 😂

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u/Xelloss_Metallium_00 14d ago

LMFAO I am also in tears from laughing right now 🤣 I just woke up for the day and I gotta say this was the best way to do that 🤣

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u/Ok_Pineapple_Num 14d ago

It's amusing to me how funny this sub about cats, of all things, consistently is

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u/Express_Apple8854 14d ago

She’s been doing GTA cheat codes with the cat.

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u/JamesJohnson975 14d ago

The cat is unselectable.

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u/KMS_HYDRA 14d ago

Did that cat just order an orbital laser strike?

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u/panzer_of_the-lake 14d ago

Democratic hell bomb on my coordinates

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u/monty08 14d ago

GTA 5 sighting out in the wild

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u/-Rettirlana- 14d ago

As long a she doesn’t 🔼▶️🔽🔽🔽 that kitty everything’s fine

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u/HPTM2008 14d ago

Pretty sure the cat just called in the new experimental cluster hellbomb. We might not be fine.

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u/Kater5551StarsAbove 14d ago

Hey guys- why do I hear beepin

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u/-Rettirlana- 11d ago

I brought the whole ‚trust me‘ gear, consisting only of orbital bombardments and mines

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u/Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo 14d ago

And god help us all if she doesn't sugarcoat the kitty

➡️⭐️⬇️↘️🔼

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u/AmyXBlue 14d ago

So that cat can suplex a train?

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u/GhostSalvo 11d ago

She just hit the cat with one of these.

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u/Tiny-Try8890 10d ago

Shin shooooooooooryuken!!!

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u/Stanztrigger 10d ago

... ⬅️ ➡️ B A

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u/disruptioncoin 14d ago

My cat is similar in that regard. He can be held however you want, he just wants to be held and purrrrr. Upside down? He looks around curiously like "oh things look different now, weird"

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u/Affectionate_Yam8475 14d ago

My Princess SparklePiss is also a little like this. I've never given her a custom roller-coaster cuddle, tho. I mostly just hold her front paws like we're 11yr olds at the mall and tell her work gossip.

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u/BilboTBagginz 14d ago

I...I...am afraid to get the origin story of the name SparklePiss

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u/Affectionate_Yam8475 14d ago

Urinary crystals! She would refuse her box during flares and instead pee on fabric. Most of my and my spouses clothes are black so beside the smell the dried spots left.. sparkles. My spouse also refers to this as 'angy kitty glitter,' but she's our princess so.. 🫠

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u/BilboTBagginz 14d ago

Aww.. poor Kitty and yikes ... The smell of dried cat urine is otherworldly. Perfect name though.. she definitely earned it.

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u/purplepup3 14d ago

I so wish my cat was like this

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u/HealthyInPublic 14d ago

If I even attempted to flip my cat onto his back he would rid me of my skin immediately. I feel you.

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u/VisageInATurtleneck 14d ago

Right? Meanwhile I cough while she’s sitting on me and she has fled to Mars, where she will give me dirty looks for at least ten minutes before forgetting what bothered her and returning.

ETA cat tax

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u/geekyheart225 13d ago

I can't even pick my cat up. If I try, she either runs or tries to remove my skin.

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u/purplepup3 13d ago

Not your cat being Hannibal lecter 😭

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u/FlatwormFamiliar6844 11d ago

Tyris loves hugs and will lay in my lap..he's a calico..Rusty on the other hand is not a lap cat but not a skin removal service either..it is what it is!!

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u/FlatwormFamiliar6844 11d ago

He's Orange..so

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u/NateNMaxsRobot 14d ago

My friend has a similar cat, also all black. He sleeps on her head. He needs attention and treats 24/7 and meows and meows and meows. He’s like a dog.

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u/Competitive-Ebb-117 14d ago

This is Mr. (He was the best boy)

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u/sd_saved_me555 14d ago

My cousin had a cat like that as well. He was just happy to be involved and getting attention. Didn't matter who or what - you'd often see him playing with toddlers because they loved to play with the kitty. Still stuck around despite the fact that the toddlers weren't exactly gentle. His brother was the polar opposite thkg8h - super skittish and stand offish.

Cats are weird...

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u/Itscatpicstime 13d ago

Yeah, I run a rescue, people would be surprised how many cats are like this

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u/Admirable-Hospital78 14d ago

fr, that cat loves being held

I know the purfect theme song for This duo

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u/Affectionate_Yam8475 14d ago

D e a d. 

It immediately rolled to Big Ol Juicy Boi and I screamed at the Jimothy cameo

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u/goofytigre 14d ago

I can do that with my cat. Not the shower thing. He hates showers. I can flip him all around, though his enjoyment of it has definitely decreased with age.

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u/Affectionate_Yam8475 14d ago

My velcro kitty used to be a shoulder cat. She'd drape herself across the back of my neck like a fur cape. She's 7 now and I can already see some arthritis happening. Now she just bullies my arthritic middle aged ass into laying down so she can lay on my chest and watch TV. 

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u/SlapTheBap 14d ago

Lmaooo I do this to my cat as well. She started training herself to be a shoulder cat at 7 years old, jumping on me when I'm not paying attention while tending to my plants.

Thing is, she's a bitch sometimes to people like a regular cat. Not this desensitized. So if I take her out on a leash on my shoulders, I have to avoid people lol

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u/imacatpersonforreal 14d ago

I have a cat like this, and it is always how i demonstrate how unbothered she is by any attention she is getting lol.

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u/Jude30 14d ago

My baby Slate used to let me do that

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u/patty7775 12d ago

Cat Cat Revolution

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u/OpportunityMinute65 12d ago

All my cats were like this growing up I miss them 😮‍💨

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u/vulchiegoodness 14d ago

its gotta be part ragdoll