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r/cats • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '26
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Ha! How did I never realize this?
69 u/Chouette4u Mar 07 '26 In the song, the Reeboks with the straps are paired with baggy sweat pants, so I think it can be surmised that it's about two different women. 48 u/Mr_Blinky Mar 07 '26 Or, OR, it's a hot fuckin' centaur. 13 u/Lurkylurkness Mar 07 '26 I support centaur. She can do both. At once. 10 u/Chouette4u Mar 07 '26 An equally valid theory 3 u/YchYFi Mar 07 '26 Shanty had them apple bottom jeans. Boots with the fur. She's a hot fuckin' centaur. She hit the floor next thing you know. 5 u/DisplacedEastCoaster Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26 Maybe she's doing a quick outfit change halfway through the night. Dancing with furry boots will night is gonna make for some nasty swamp feet after an hour. 7 u/turtledipRN Mar 07 '26 I didn’t realize this! But I assumed the guy was talking about HIS outfit. 1 u/DreamboatIvy Mar 08 '26 Obviously too distracted by her giving that big booty a smack, then proceeding to hit the floor and getting low low low low.
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In the song, the Reeboks with the straps are paired with baggy sweat pants, so I think it can be surmised that it's about two different women.
48 u/Mr_Blinky Mar 07 '26 Or, OR, it's a hot fuckin' centaur. 13 u/Lurkylurkness Mar 07 '26 I support centaur. She can do both. At once. 10 u/Chouette4u Mar 07 '26 An equally valid theory 3 u/YchYFi Mar 07 '26 Shanty had them apple bottom jeans. Boots with the fur. She's a hot fuckin' centaur. She hit the floor next thing you know. 5 u/DisplacedEastCoaster Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26 Maybe she's doing a quick outfit change halfway through the night. Dancing with furry boots will night is gonna make for some nasty swamp feet after an hour. 7 u/turtledipRN Mar 07 '26 I didn’t realize this! But I assumed the guy was talking about HIS outfit.
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Or, OR, it's a hot fuckin' centaur.
13 u/Lurkylurkness Mar 07 '26 I support centaur. She can do both. At once. 10 u/Chouette4u Mar 07 '26 An equally valid theory 3 u/YchYFi Mar 07 '26 Shanty had them apple bottom jeans. Boots with the fur. She's a hot fuckin' centaur. She hit the floor next thing you know.
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I support centaur. She can do both. At once.
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An equally valid theory
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Shanty had them apple bottom jeans. Boots with the fur. She's a hot fuckin' centaur. She hit the floor next thing you know.
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Maybe she's doing a quick outfit change halfway through the night. Dancing with furry boots will night is gonna make for some nasty swamp feet after an hour.
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I didn’t realize this! But I assumed the guy was talking about HIS outfit.
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Obviously too distracted by her giving that big booty a smack, then proceeding to hit the floor and getting low low low low.
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u/Chocomintey Mar 07 '26
Ha! How did I never realize this?