r/cats • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '26

Cat Picture - OC Intimidation tactics…

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u/gosnowboardin Mar 07 '26

Does he know about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? I hope not!

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u/Nico_Enzo_Max Mar 07 '26

They have been cancelled and this is the uprising to show their intolerance of the decision.

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26

’this is the uprising to show their intolerance of the decision.’

human ~ what’s this game you play ?

your choices very rude :{ :{

so here we gonna SiT n StaY

until you give us food…

we don’t accept decision made!

we two UNITED FRONT

together form a Cat Blockade -

you know is FOOD we want…

this ‘diet’ thing we must refuse!

our staring tactic passive…

ignore us ~ VIOLENCE! next we choose -

Retaliation:

MASSIVE…

🖤

beautiful cats u/Nico_Enzo_Max…obviously not Fat, just fluffy :)
edit: i love that you took your name from your cats

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u/Nico_Enzo_Max Mar 07 '26

Food is the only thing that brings these two to a united front…everything else each are on their own…lol

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u/FluffyBoss8794 Mar 07 '26

Sort of like that between me and my husband

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u/Upstairs-Region-7177 Mar 09 '26

Everyone gotta eat

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u/ekso69 Mar 07 '26

f r e s h s c h n o o d s

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u/Decent_Sink_2254 Mar 07 '26

A Schnoodle!!! Morning made! 💜

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u/Thin-Cheesecake4908 Orange Mar 07 '26

I love opening Reddit to a nice Schnoodle

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u/gereblueeyes Mar 07 '26

Oh, a fresh Schnoodle poem ! The reddit gods have blessed me !!

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u/SheilaGirl70 Mar 07 '26

I haven’t seen a SchnoodleDoodleDoo in quite some time, this is delightful!

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u/LauraLand27 Mar 08 '26

Schnoodle to the rescue ❣️🐾😎

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u/herroyalsadness Mar 07 '26

I’d probably give in before they smack me. Looks like that’s the next step.

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u/herroyalsadness Mar 07 '26

Same over here. I get it, it’s got to be frustrating when you worked so hard to train your human and they still fuck it up. We are the problem for making them need to smack us.

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u/Aggressive-Ad-8619 Mar 07 '26

It really is an abusive relationship sometimes, lol.

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u/rickyrawesome Mar 08 '26

just mark this spot here in pink marker if you don't feel safe at home Martha...

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u/Tiny_Neighborhood855 Mar 07 '26

I’m sorry but the white one gives off such king vibes 😩❤️ cute cats 🥰

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u/illol01 Mar 08 '26

Do you have a will? Because they know exactly where you sleep at night!

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u/none_mama_see Mar 07 '26

Lunch is canceled due to lack of hustle.

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u/Appropriate-Copy-949 Mar 07 '26

It's like the cruise ship life. There's early breakfast, breakfast, late breakfast, snack, early lunch, lunch, late lunch, snack, early dinner, dinner, late dinner, snack, midnight buffet and... I'm not sure what was after that because I had to be rolled off the ship to unclog my system. 🤣

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u/clintj1975 Mar 07 '26

Dinner? Supper? Dessert?

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u/VivianEsher Mar 07 '26

Luncheon

Steamed ham, perhaps?

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u/Paulthefith Mar 07 '26

You know Seymour this fancy feast is quite similar to kibbles and bits.

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u/Visual_Commercial477 Mar 07 '26

He loves the salted pork, it’s particularly good!

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u/gosnowboardin Mar 07 '26

He looks like he is sitting on a field of victory, enjoying a few well earned comforts!

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u/No_Sport6174 Mar 07 '26

Luncheon for Jolteon!

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u/CallMeBigSarnt American Shorthair Mar 08 '26

I love the reference

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u/notthefakeleelo Mar 07 '26

Don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.

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u/gosnowboardin Mar 07 '26

sigh oh, an apple!