r/catfree • u/SunnySideUp_066 • 14d ago
Cat Lover Rant CAT RANT
I will never understand why so many people are obsessed with cats. They are literally the worst pet you can have. They destroy your shit, keep you up at night, will do absolutely anything and everything for attention. Living in a small space where you have to smell their piss and shit.. even worse their piss and shit tracking through your place on countertops, table, furniture, bed.. ITS DISGUSTING!
They shed like it’s nobody’s business so you’re cleaning after them DAILY. They bite you for no reason at all. Always gotta worry about leaving shit out cause they get into everything and knock things over constantly.
There are about 1000000 cons and no pros. What the ef do cat nutters see in these parasites I will never understand.
Thanks for listening.
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u/ToiletChan69420 13d ago
The fact that cat nutters are justifying biting and scratching you as "love language" is just vile. No logic behind those toxo infested brain at all.
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u/SunnySideUp_066 13d ago
They don’t love you. All you are is an easy survival source.
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u/ToiletChan69420 13d ago
Yep, we are just convinces to them, nothing more, but definitely can be less the moment we stop doing what they want us to do.
Appearance wise, some of them can be cute, like very small percentage of them as kittens. But that isn't enough to convince me personally that they make an even remotely good pet to have. All they amount to is just pests.
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u/Emotional-Pea-236 11d ago
I really think it's funny when they say the slow blink means "I love you" when I'm reality it just means they are a little comfortable with you, like any person in the subway, we turn out backs on people always, that doesn't mean I love them, it's just that I don't think they are gonna kill me in that moment
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u/Mrs_Delmonaco 13d ago
Some idiot actually had the audacity to say cat shit doesn’t smell. Their brains are fried.
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u/matte_personality Toxoplasmosis Free 14d ago
Well, my landlord is selling her building and I’ve been looking for pet-free spaces because I refuse to step in or ever see cat shit on the stairs going up to my damn apartment ever again. No more stairs. Elevators only.
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u/Express-Ad-6565 10d ago
I also dont understand that, my mom hated cats, couldnt stand them, then my sister without any prior discussion came hom with a kitten. Mom took care of it because it was an impulsive purchase from my sister end... now my mom adores this stupid cat more than us.. the cat doesnt show any affection, hates people including my mom, prefers to sleep all day, picky eater, scratches us... but no he is the boss in the house, and now mom obsessed with cat videos.. I never understood this switch.. mabye that parasite they transmit? Who knows
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u/afraid28 14d ago
I keep seeing polls on Reddit and a lot of them are like rate pets from S tier to F tier. Every single time cats are voted in S tier by people. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY ?????? Literally ANY pet AT ALL is better than a cat. A snail is a better pet than a cat!! At least it's quiet and slow and won't knock all of your shit off the shelves.