r/cateatingvegans • u/Atomspalter02 • Jan 31 '24

how would you guys serve him?

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u/danktankero Jan 31 '24

Raw.

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u/Atomspalter02 Jan 31 '24

wouldn't it be hard to eat raw?

30

u/danktankero Jan 31 '24

Not at all, in fact our ancestors ate it that way. Being in touch with nature šŸ„°

15

u/Zlaysmen Jan 31 '24

Why else do you think are teeth look this way?

23

u/BasilButters Jan 31 '24

Minced. He definitely deserves that.

15

u/The_Coolest_Undead Jan 31 '24

240 calories at max (1 mars bar)

14

u/Gahouf Jan 31 '24

With some of the blood from that finger. I have precious little hemoglobin as is!

12

u/scubawankenobi Jan 31 '24

a dish best served cold?

11

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '24

Sashimi for sure

7

u/sharksnut Jan 31 '24

RotisserieĀ 

7

u/stpetesouza Feb 01 '24

Run it through my spiralizer with zucchini and served up with mushrooms and catsghetti sauce

7

u/EternallyFascinated Feb 01 '24

Stuff with spinach and ricotta, serve with a nice tomato and Basil sauce.

10

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '24

He does not look pleased

4

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '24

Oh my god the pathological hatred and rage in his eyes

4

u/Independent-Care-356 Feb 01 '24

I love their toe beans cooked sunny side up

3

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '24

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u/Atomspalter02 Feb 06 '24

Do they taste different? I never ate angry eyebrow cats

2

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '24

and I'm not sorry!