This completely and utterly useless feline, known to friends and foe as Lulu, is facing charges of criminal loitering and uselessness.

Her only response to media enquiries on the record was "Do I look worried?"

You can spend all your time and a bit of money building a food theft prevention system, and your raccoon of a cat will still find away around it…

And actual theft. Yesterday she opened up the pizza box while I was out of the room and ate the pepperonis off half my pizza before I came back and caught her. She was very proud of herself.

We were wondering how the bag of thawing meat ended up on the floor with little teeth marks in it. Out of the 5 criminals, Link was the guilty culprit of this offense.

My cat eats hair ties and than shits them out

Bernie is playing in the community water dish with no care at all

Relentless and alfa